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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zevrillion, Oct 10, 2005.

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  1. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    Oct 10, 2005 #1
  2. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    fucking hell.... i thought theyd at least show the guy pointing out that australia was mislabled but im seriously doubting anyone knew it was >_<
     
  3. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I gave up on finding any of these sorts of videos funny when Jay Leno and Letterman did this to death on their shows years ago.

    Its saddening to see that. I mean, I could see misidentifying some of the smaller and weird countries, but to not be able to find Italy or figure out it ain't part of the middle east is just.. ug. It looks.like.a.fucking.BOOT.

    Each person in the video should be put to death for having such low IQ's, their stain on the gene pool must be cleansed!
     
  4. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    KILL THEM ALL! Why these people have not died of dehydration because they do not know how to do the twist for their beer I do not know.
     
  5. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    ROFL.

    But it's for those reasons miracles exists.
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

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    Midknight sounds like a Death Eater, lol.
     
  7. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    uhhh..... syaoran....


    we all do.... youre a little late on that... and really he isnt a death eater... he ish a dark lord... no way could mid ever be a lowly servant...
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Stupid people just irk me. Only thing worse then a stupid person.. is a RICH stupid person.

    Boss: "We're sending you on a trip here" *points to Nevada* Enjoy your trip to Colorado.

    Me: Hm... while I'm in Colorado, can I take company money and go to Vegas, since I'll be there anyway?

    Boss: Huh?

    Me: Exactly.

    Anyone that can't ID most of the nations, or even their own states inside their own nation should be electroshocked until they remember them, it's not like it's advanced math or something.


    Tyvm Vash
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    very welcome... and i completely agree.... too bad my sister is one of those idiot people...example...

    a year ago she told me my mother gave her the answer to a part of a crossword puzzle... and literally 3 seconds later ASKED if mom would know the answer to the SAME problem...

    makes me want to bash my head in a wall...
     
  10. IndoGhost

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    you think thats bad...i asked my sister where londen was and she said paris....no really i'm not trying to make a joke.
     
  11. Necrule Paen

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    Or how about those people who when asked what is the largest country in the Americas they say South America.
     
  12. Zevrillion

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    It's a tragedy for the human race. They should be classified as different species. Homo Sapiens Stupiditous or something like that.
     
  13. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    Yes, I had this one girl ask if Italy was in France. Very strange, but very hilarious. Then again, she asked if "gothic" was a religion.
     
  14. Necrule Paen

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    Well, that is not too stupid of a question. Gothic is not only a counterculture but a achitectual style and one of the subtypes of a Romantic novel (Not Romance, Romantic. There is a differance.) And the architecture style was commonly used on cathedrals during the Middle ages. So it is understandable if there is some confusion. Of course she probably had only the counterculture in mind, so yeah she is an idiot.
     
  15. realmess

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    wow, loved the part about South korea being smaller than North Korea. I've decided long ago to laugh at such ignorance- it keeps my blood pressure low. :D
     
  16. Lord Ravenclaw

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    I fear for the world. Some people out there are such morons, that they let themselves be led around like sheep, the fucking tools that they are. Sounds alot like the wizarding world.

    "Yes Minister, there are other countries," Percy said hesitantly, licking his shoes all the while.

    "What?!!? How can this be! London is the only country on Earth!" Fudge screamed in disbelief.
     
  17. realmess

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    well we can't help it. People in groups loose their ability to think [it's a fact] see- the politicians anywhere- bunch of axxxxxxx
     
  18. Spacks

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    lol I laugh at the fools that thought Iran was Australia.

    Idiots.
     
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