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New Pokemon Game

Discussion in 'Pokémon' started by DarthBill, Mar 4, 2018.

  1. DarthBill

    DarthBill Dark Lord

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    Why. What. No. Why??

    I'm... genuinely disturbed. Why does Pikachu talk like a grizzled action hero? For that matter, why does Pikachu talk?? Who let Pikachu talk??

    Every single shot of that trailer looked ridiculous - like, Sonic 2006-levels of ridiculous.
     
  4. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    This looks really bad. I don't really know what else to say about it other than it looks really bad.

    The only saving grace is that Pikachu in this sounds more like the one true Pikachu voice actor, Danny DeVito.
     
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    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    I tried to warn you before. In the thread about Pikachu talking in that one movie. I tried to warn you. But you didn't listen.
     
  6. CareOtters

    CareOtters Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Detective Pikachu is my shepherd; I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
    He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for Pikachu art with me; thy Thunder Stone and thy hat they comfort me.
    Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Ryan Reynolds: thou anointest my head with Rare Candy; my cup runneth over.
    Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Pikachu for ever.
     
  7. DarthBill

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    So, here's my head-canon.

    Ash is murdered. Pikachu becomes a detective in order to solve the case. Along the way, he recruits Meowth as a criminal informant and convinces Meowth to help him learn to talk like a human.
     
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