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WIP Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot - T

Discussion in 'Humor' started by realmess, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. realmess

    realmess Slug Club Member

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    Title: Odd Ideas
    Author: Rorschach's Blot
    Rating: T
    Genre: Parody
    Pairing: it is a parody of Harry/veela Draco in the 1st chapter, 2- Harry raised by Moody, 3- Harry in Azkaban
    Status: WIP
    Chapters: 141
    Words: 655,143
    Updated: February 16, 2013

    Published: September 4, 2005
    Summary: Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565609/1/

    The first chapter is the best.


    Checked by Minion, March 4, 2013
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 3, 2013
  2. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Veela Draco pisses me off. He's a whiny little bitch that is not hot. He isnt some uber bad-ass that every girl at Hogwarts wants either. <--- that had nothing to do with this story thou, just a rant.

    It's alright.
     
  3. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Too true, I hate it when people explain Ron/Herman this way.
     
  4. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

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    Those were great it has been a while since I laughed that hard :lol:
     
  5. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Man, this new one-shot is the best so far!

    This guy is brilliant, too bad he doesn't write these ideas a little more seriously...
     
  6. ShadowedDarkness

    ShadowedDarkness Second Year

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    Just finsihed the veela draco pardoy, and that first year girl is good. Maybe they should set her upon Voldemort? Rosarch's Blot is one of the writers that seem as if they could go professional and do well.
     
  7. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    BUMPTIY BUMP FOR NEGLECTED STORIES

    There are 107 chapters and over 400K words. There are a zillion ideas here, some funny, some bland, most pretty decent. There's something for everyone here, that's for sure. Some are funny enough to give it a 4/5 for me.

    -J
     
  8. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    I agree. Some good stories to read when you're bored.
     
  9. Moridin

    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Updated with two new stories. 108 is somewhat similar to the Dark Marauder fic, perhaps a cross between that and some independent Harry fics, but still good.

    The real win, though, is 109.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565609/109/Odd_Ideas

    He goes back to his very first Odd Idea with this one and works it out beautifully. Don't think I have ever seen this kind of resolution to a marriage law fic ever. Brilliant.
     
  10. Revenant

    Revenant First Year

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    These one shots are pretty damned good. This guy is a genius when it comes to humor, and some of these one shots are truly epic, while others aren't so great.
    Overall though definitely worth a read, with most of them providing a very good laugh.
    A solid 4/5.
     
  11. Tasoli

    Tasoli Minister of Magic

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    I liked Harry/Tonks chapter. it is actually very good idea.

    someone should write it.

    other chapters very good as well bu my favorite is Big sister Tonks now
     
  12. Moridin

    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    The one with cook!Harry is pretty funny, as are the Snakebite Potter ones.
    Win.
     
  13. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    There are a lot of really interesting ideas here, and the collection works really well as a whole. Some of those ruthless Harry's are really entertaining as well.

    4/5
     
  14. El Scorcho

    El Scorcho First Year

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    It's a damn shame how he probably won't ever use most of these ideas. There's some really great stuff here

    4.5/5
     
  15. Shanty

    Shanty Squib

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    He's a great idea maker, but his writing can be pretty terrible at times, and he ends too abruptly in a lot of the stories. Most of the Omakes suck. 3/5, though, for the hilarity and plots of most of them.
     
  16. Stick97

    Stick97 Squib

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    It's his drabbles file. I know mine is primarily used as a way to get the crazy out, and pen the more bizarre plot bunnies in. Most will never see the light of day, but some will be continued.
     
  17. Terikol

    Terikol Backtraced

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    Rorchach can come up with some pretty interesting, though usually crackish fanfic ideas.

    He's just not very good at fleshing them out.
     
  18. Gecoma

    Gecoma Muggle

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    New updates most memeroble moment

    "Who's blocking my access to the chicken?" Ron belched."
     
  19. Another Empty Frame

    Another Empty Frame Fake Flamingo DLP Supporter

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    You're telling me that EatEverything!Ron isn't being beaten enough? it's one of the deadest whores of all time.
     
  20. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Belching words is pretty easy - belching sentences is not easy.

    I don't think it's possible to constantly belch common speech?
     
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