Recently I've been finding more and more funny posts with snippets of dialog where Dumbledore is either replaced by or acting like Ron Swanson. I'd love a full story like this if anyone can find one.

Here are some examples:
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"“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”"

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