http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comm...ackson_and_ill_record_a_video_of_me/?sort=top

So yeah, it's probably gotten around by now, but Samuel L. Jackson has offered to record a video of the top comment in the reddit thread to raise funds for the Alzheimer's Association. He's imposed a limit of 300 words, but it's looking to be pretty damn funny either way. Some of the suggestions are just plain awesome, especially the Navy Seal copypasta. Look it up, then imagine it being said by Samuel L. Mother Fucking Jackson.

 

So where is the monologue?

 

Read the thread, dude. It hasn't finished yet. Deadline is (presumably) 23:59 PST, today. So there's still around 10 1/2 hours to go.

 

I for one, cannot wait.

Anyone else considering submitting an abridged version of to this enterprise?

 

Ohh I thought it ended.

We should submit one of Taures magic rants

 

Top two posts.

Alarm clock
'Official' Navy Seal comment


+ Contention

MOD Post
-"Within a few minutes of the posting of this thread, the internet forum 4Chan got wind of it and began a campaign to hijack this thread with the NavySeals copypasta, encouraging people to get accounts, upvote one comment and downvote the others. They even dox'd (found out the real identity of) the poster of the Alarm Clock monologue and have been harassing him all day."


+ Response from Samuel L Jackson:

-"EDIT: Alright Reddit and 4chan(Don't think I don't know about you muthafukkas), I'm about to blow shit up right now. We're at $70k in donations, if we break $100k I will read ANOTHER monologue of my choosing. (Not necessarily one of the most upvoted ones) I'm doing this because this cause is really close to my heart."

 

I approve of this.

 

I have nothing wrong with 4chan doing that at all, it'd be funny as fuck. and I guess I might go donate now.

 

Yeah, I've got a bit of an issue with them harassing the guy who posted the alarm clock one. That's kind of dumb.

 

Why harass the Alarm Clock guy?

Edit:Ninja'd

 

Meh. "Harass" probably just means stupid texts and emails or something which he can easily ignore. Unless they're doing actual harm it's no big deal. The alarm clock thing is a stupid idea anyway. The Navy SEALs copypasta is well-known and hilarious. Not submitting that for Jackson to read would be a crime.

 

-"Update: You guys are some badass muhfukkas we killed it we broke $130k this morning!! Think about what we did here, think about the good YOU all did and the major impact it will have. Monologue #1 coming soon."

1st Monologue

-"Update 2: To clarify how I chose the winner, this feed was a muthafukkin mess, it was easier to tell which ones got the most death threats rather than the most upvotes, so out of the top ones I chose the one that I felt was the most badass and monologue 2 coming over the weekend!"