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Save your clothes with Woolite!

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Ched, Jun 21, 2011.

  1. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Heather_Sinclair Chief Warlock

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    I would have liked it better if the guy ripped the shirt off of a dead body/zombie/victim/whatever... washed it in Tide (blood and grey matter stain wouldn't come out) washed it in Woolite (Tada! Clean!)

    And then either:

    A: Gave it to his hillbilly toothless mother.

    or

    B: Gave it to his new girlfriend before their first date. The ending would be him ripping the shirt off of her dead body and repeating the process.

    That would have been cool, but I suppose it wouldn't have made it on the air at that point. They could air it on the Cartoon Network during Billy and Mandy. That would be :awesome
     
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