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Thank God You're Here - An Anthology

Discussion in 'Challenges' started by vlad, Dec 12, 2008.

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  1. vlad

    vlad Banned ~ Prestige ~

    Oct 6, 2007
    Georgia, SSR
    High Score:
    Thank God You're Here – An Anthology

    Enjoy! All Shots in Chronological Order.
    No summaries – you all know these authors, and Christ, they're all shorts anyway. I've written the pairing for the most part, and stories where words can't possibly convey the story you'll see 'wtf'.

    Harry/Rose Jailbait by Shezza
    Harry, Daphne, and the Spellotape Solution by Vash/Fenrir/Machiavelli/Rage Buddha
    Albus Severus/Ginny by Taure
    Harry/Malfoy's Daugter by Jeram
    Harry/...Whore by Vash
    Dead Harry/Multi by Amerision
    Fleur wtf by Jon
    Harry/Hermione by BigD
    Umbridge/Centaur Semen by Averis
    Mr. Weasley wtf by The Doctor
    Words fail me, but check it out, cause it's by Nuhuh
    George Weasley, Potions Master by BigD
    Harry/Sphinx by Taure

    I'd like to take a moment and say that despite the rep of certain members, Taure has them all beat so far on the raw pervert scale. Way to go, Taure!

    Harry/Mermaids by BigD
    Vamp!Harry by Void Sorcerer
    Harry is a Bad Influence on Children by Perspicacity
    Sirius' Betrayal by Malaga
    Ron and Hermione's Kid Looks like Harry by Dark Syaoran
    Neville Dreams by Malaga
    Harry/Hermione/Popsicle by Taure
    Bondage!Hermione by Gasperk
    Ginny dies, Harry and Luna Don't Care by Malaga
    Harry & Snape Duel by Perspicacity
    Tits and GTFO by Malaga
    Harry/Lavender.../Rita by Perspicacity
    Umbridge wtf by Vesvius
    Minerva/Voldemort by Malaga
    Harry goes to Mexico by Nightfox
    Hermione/Dead Fred by The Doctor
    Harry/ ”Fem” Blaise by Averis
    Ron/Poppy by Vlad_the_Inhaler

    Ahh... good times, good times.

    Dark!Ginny by Helius
    Harry and Saturn... wtf by Malaga
    Stew!Dumbledore by The Doctor
    Harry/Luna wtf by DoubleE
    Weasleycest by Jolersoer
    Bestiality!Ginny by The Doctor
    Harry/Whore by Malaga
    Lemons by DoubleE
    One Sided Draco/Harry by Jenkins

    Don't worry, I checked it out first. There were no herpes.

    Charlie/Dragon by BigD
    Harry + Neville + Mrs. Zabini by Malaga

    Malaga, you sure write a lot of shots about women with a negotiable reputation. Something you'd care to share with us, luv?

    Halo! Harry by BigD
    Part 2 Halo!Harry by Big D (it's a rewrite/addition to the ending)
    More Weasleycest by The Doctor
    Harry/Redneck Jailbait by Malaga
    A Different King's Cross by Jon
    Sirius steals the Royal Jewels by Joschneide
    Harry/Multi by Manatheron
    Bible!Harry by Vash
    Harry/Minerva by Malaga
    Sugar Quills by DoubleE
    Harry vs. Voldemort by Voice of the Nephilim
    Ginslut by Malaga
    Harry vs. Umbridge by Voice of the Nephilim
    Draco & Grawp by Chengar Qordath
    Ron has an Idea by World
    DrugDealing!Twins by Averis
    Love Potion gone Wrong by Hira.Humbert
    Harry/Tracey by The Fine Balance
    Dark Knight by BsuperB
    Dark Knight II by Neren
    H/HR Through the Veil by White Rabbit
    Immortality Ritual by Vlad_the_Inhaler
    Last edited: Dec 13, 2008
  2. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

    Jan 31, 2008
    Baile Átha Cliath
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

    Apr 2, 2005
    Ghost Planet


    Taure didn't even go the bestiality route! He pussed out and made her huminz!
  4. malaga

    malaga Auror

    Feb 14, 2007
    New Zealand
    It isn't my fault that, with the exception of Hermione, Rowling gave almost every woman in HP the skills to become a Mrs. Weasley style house wife or a hooker.

    But this is an awesome thread. I'd forgotten about some of these...
  5. vlad

    vlad Banned ~ Prestige ~

    Oct 6, 2007
    Georgia, SSR
    High Score:
    It would be really cool if one of the mods could spell the title correctly. Almost without exception, I do something like that in my titles...
    Last edited: Dec 13, 2008
  6. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

    Feb 8, 2007
    High Score:
    E P I C

    I even enjoyed reading my own, because it's been so long. Good look, vlad.
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