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The funniest thing you'll see today.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jun 16, 2012.

  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I've always wondered if that's his actual voice or if he just speaks that way for his persona.
     
  3. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
     
  4. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Shat myself listening to this. Fantastic!
     
  5. Another Empty Frame

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    Linked this back in the book thread <_<
     
  6. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  8. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    Why is Pablo Francisco always so sweaty?
     
  9. Iztiak

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    Oh god, hahahaha. I fucking died when he first started. That is absolutely hilarious.
     
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    Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha.

    I...

    Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaa.
     
  11. Portus

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    Are those real lines from the 50 Shades book? The whole "I agree to the fisting but I'd really like to claim your ass" and other Pulitzer-level prose? If so, just, well... I guess I'm at a loss if *that's* the kind of thing causing housewives to soak their oversized knickers nowadays.

    I mean, sexy reads are always a good bet with the house-fraus if those Harlequin bodice-rippers are any indication, but my understanding was that the SOP in those was a lass in danger and a dangerous, mysterious swashbuckler taking the time out of his wanderings to deflower the stupid cow.


    This seems way more like the director's cut, extended BluRay of a very bad Penthouse Letters, with a side of abusive codependent boyfriend thrown in.


    If there were any actual females on the intertubes (and therefore DLP) I'd recommend we persuade them to read this 'book' and report back.
     
  12. Riley

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    So, Portus....found a good book lately? Because if not I think I might have one you'd like. :awesome
     
  13. Iztiak

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    I believe this is probably a pretty good indicator of the quality of this book's writing.

    http://www.amazon.com/review/R1LT38...TF8&ASIN=0099579936&nodeID=283155&store=books
     
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    That was damn funny. I saw the 50 Shades author on The Today Show a while back, before I knew really anything about it but especially before I knew it's just a Twilight fanfic. Unsurprisingly, the Today Show interviewer never mentioned anything about the story's real origins, just tossing out softballs to the author about the sales and giggling about taboos and dancing around the BDSM aspects.

    And no, I don't think I could make it thru reading this thing. The only way I can see it happening is if I lost a bet to a particularly dickish friend.
     
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    So apparently the main character is called Ana. That's only one letter away from Anal.

    All I learned today.
     
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    Excerpts -- 50 Shades of Suck

    Goes on for a few pages. I skipped to somewhere in the middle because I didn't feel like reading them again to find a good page to link you. Enjoy :)

    Edit: But here's a few... I'd say the ones the guy read are accurate if this shit is any indication.
     
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    I shouldn't have watched this while I'm sick. But damn I needed the laugh...

    So, if I can write bad BDSM-flavored bodice rippers/romance, I can live a cushy life off the repressed desires of middle-class housewives?

    Huh.
     
  18. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    So long as you remember to include the overall theme of a woman being able to eventually 'change' her emotionally inept partner... then yeah, I suspect you could.
     
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