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The Hell Derby of Suffering and Death

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Ryuugi Shi, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. Ryuugi Shi

    Ryuugi Shi Hierarch

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    Also known as 'Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby.'

    http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html

    Terms and Conditions:

    The player of the game shall, upon death, relinquish for all eternity the ownership of their immortal soul. By virtue of this agreement, I, the player, understand that this binds me in a manner that is irrevocable and I agree to fully surrender my soul unconditionally. I, being of sound mind and body, fully understand the consequences of playing this game and have proceeded willfully, freely, and voluntarily.

    What you need to know:

    On the title screen, the top button is start. Within the level select, the button at the bottom right is the status screen and allows for upgrades. These upgrades are, in order from top to bottom, Power, Contact, and Speed.

    Have fun.

    P.S. I'm stuck on the goddamn Owl.
     
  2. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  3. redshell

    redshell Order Member

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    This fucking game is literally one of the hardest motherfuckers ever.
     
  4. Ryuugi Shi

    Ryuugi Shi Hierarch

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    I'll just leave this here.
     
  5. Tehlaziboi

    Tehlaziboi Ninja Meido

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    Tag is right.

    Fuck Tigger.
     
  6. Darth Disaster

    Darth Disaster The Waking Sith ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Fuck that Owl.

    ZIG ZAG BULLSHIT.

    I don't mind things being difficult. So long as it's capable for skill to overcome said difficulty. But for all intents and purposes that matchup is just luck.

    If that's how the rest of the matches are... not going to bother.
     
  7. Atomic Lightning-bug

    Atomic Lightning-bug Second Year DLP Supporter

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    When Christopher Robin throws some invisible ziz zag bouncy bullshit at you twenty times in a row, THEN it is just luck.

    Fucker even lulls you with some slow-balls to start. That ten hit streak you manage at the start just make your tears all the sweeter for him.
     
  8. Blazzano

    Blazzano Unspeakable

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    I only reached level 7, but I watched clips to check out the final boss. Christopher Robin is a god among men. Not the cuddly hippie kind, but the old school god who tortures innocents for fun.

    And here's the god-slayer.
     
  9. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    If I got points for my in-field homeruns this would be a lot easier.
     
  10. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, I think my score would be +3 to +5 for like, every stage if the in-fields counted.

    Level 5. Cannot go any further.
     
  11. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    I thought Level 4 was harder then 5. Took me two tries to get past it. Just hang back as far back as you can, line up where the balls coming-in, then swing.

    If I put in a another hour into level six might get lucky enough to beat that owl. As of now, I'm throwing in the towel. The video above has shown me nothing happy lies beyond the owl.
     
  12. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    I made it to the little heffalump dude. I figured I'd have enough fun, and heffalumps are pretty cool, so I quit while I was ahead.
     
  13. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    I made it to Rabbit, and his blatant violations of the laws of physics bested me.
     
  14. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I feel like this game would be easier with a mouse...
     
  15. Nemrut

    Nemrut The Black Mage ~ Prestige ~

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    The Owl did it to me, no chance against him.
     
  16. Evan Tide

    Evan Tide Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Aw yeah. Beat Owl on first try. Easy thing. Just watch where the ball starts.
     
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