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Oneshot The Most Beautiful Warts He Had Ever Seen by rj1981 - PG13

Discussion in 'Humor' started by ghst.san, Dec 9, 2005.

4/5, 8 votes
  1. ghst.san

    ghst.san Sixth Year

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    Dec 9, 2005 #1
    Title: The Most Beautiful Warts He Had Ever Seen
    Author Name: rj1981
    Rating: PG-13
    Spoilers: PS/SS, CoS, PoA, GoF. Written between Order of Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince.
    Genre: Romance, Humor
    Words: 1,675
    Published: September 19, 2003
    Status: Oneshot, Complete

    Summary: Trevor eavesdrops on Harry telling Dumbledore what happened in the graveyard, and then reminisces about a love affair he had in an Albanian forest years ago. Pg-13 for mild description of Trevor “taking advantage of” Voldemort. Slash! Cross Species! And a not too bright Trevor the toad! Trevor/Voldemort

    http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/rj1981/TMBWHHES01a.html


    Just found it and its hilarious. :D


    Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013
     
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  2. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 9, 2005 #2
    Wow, this is just utterly disturbing. Funny reaction from the mouse though.
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2005 #3
    ::snorts:: Lord Voldemort getting raped by Trevor...great.
     
  4. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Dec 10, 2005 #4
    That was quite a story, I would never of thought up that, although no sane and most insane people wouldn't and it wasn't graphic which in this case is a blessing.
     
  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 10, 2005 #5
    O_O....



    gods below... thats just... *can no longer place words together to describe how disturbing this was*... wow... amusing but VERY disturbing
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I wonder if Voldemort would stop chasing Harry and go after Trevor instead.
     
  7. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Aug 21, 2009 #7
    Oh God, this was hilarious. Disturbing and wrong, but hilarious. I really want to see an omake where Voldemort takes out his wrath on toads everywhere.

    5/5
     
  8. gosgirl

    gosgirl Muggle

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    That was quite a story, I would never of thought up.
     
  9. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Wow, what the fuck?!

    5/5.
     
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  10. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Liked the idea, and I thought it was hella funny, but the writing was rather boring. 4/5
     
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