Thejabber27's challenge: Stuff him with as much as you got. Write a humor fic stuffing Harry potter with as many powers, titles, cliches, and whatever else you can think of.

Rules:
1)Must start before year 5.
2)Harry must learn one power or gain one title per chapter.
3)Must have at least one cliche added every other chapter.
4)Harry/Multiple is fine but you can only add one girl to harry's rotation per chapter.
5) Characters must start as their canon genders and ages.
6) Harry Must gain one magical artifact at least once every five chapters.

 

It's been done already for the most part.

Edit: Not all the bits you asked for, but the general premise is there. It was based on a plot idea of nonjon's from way back.

 

Thanks, I'll check it out.