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TOMD 4: The Tribraggart Tournament

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by Peace, Oct 14, 2015.

  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Went for a body composition scan today and came in at 21.8% body fat, which is a lot better than the ~30 I expected. Yeet.
     
  2. CareOtters

    CareOtters Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    Do you know what body fat % you were at during your chonkiest, out of curiosity?
     
  3. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Prestige DLP Supporter

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    It was all in your dick right?
     
  4. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Haven't a clue. I was around 22 stone at my biggest though. I would guess over 45% probably.
    You know it babe. ❤️
     
  5. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Eilyfe Minister of Magic

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  7. Agayek

    Agayek Totally Sirius DLP Supporter

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    Steam will give automated refunds if you ask through their support, as long as you meet the requirements of it being less than 2 weeks from the date of purchase and you've put less than two hours into the game.

    You can find instructions for how to do it here: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=6695-QIKM-7966

    And yes, it is a bit obtuse, but it's a hell of a lot better than it used to be.
     
  8. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Thanks guys. I've started the refund, fortunately I stopped 'playing' this morning with only 50 minutes logged.

    EDIT: And done.
     
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  9. Palindrome

    Palindrome A bigger, darker mark Moderator DLP Supporter

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    What sort of potato are you running it on? My laptop runs it at a buttery choppy 24fps lol.

    There's actually a few tricks you can do to help out. I found a program that cuts frames when you move the camera around, which helps massively on low-spec hardware. You can get mods to simplify textures, although your mileage may vary on how freaking hideous it is.
     
  10. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Windows 8, Intel HD graphics, Intel R Pentium CPU G2020T 2.5 and 2.5, 5 gigs of Ram.

    I did read about some low-def mods that might help, but honestly, I bought the game for the enhancements it could receive from mods and without that it isn't really worth it.
     
  11. Zerg_Lurker

    Zerg_Lurker Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Jesus christ, man. That's a 2 core processor from 2013? I'm legitimately impressed that you got the game to run at all. I imagine if you were to try and run ENB and HD texture mods on top of it, your compooter melt.
     
  12. Erandil

    Erandil Minister of Magic

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    Skyrim was released 2011....
     
  13. Zombie

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    Probably because he's assuming you can't play skyrim unmodded.
     
  14. CareOtters

    CareOtters Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    And Steam won't be giving you the original 2011 version but the 2016 remastered Special Edition which carries higher specs even before laying down the mods.
     
  15. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone to my son. He smiles every time I do my voice for Hagrid.
     
  16. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    Now I can't help but think of a shitty fic with political!Harry, with Hagrid taking the role of explainer-in-chief.
     
  17. KGB

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    TOMD: Got turned down for a job that I was really looking forward to. So I got drunk installed tinder and spent the entire Sunday laughing at all the funny dog pictures women have on there. Would really recommend Tinder as a recourse for picking a breed for your next dog.

    Edit: I just realised that sounds like I'm being a dick about women's looks. I mean actual dogs. Atleast 40% of the matches I was shown had atleast one picture featuring a canine
     
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  18. sonder

    sonder Third Year

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    Dude, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you find a good pup though, if not a good partner.

    If we're sharing Tinder stories... I once swiped right on a dude simply because he was a dog. Nothing else on the profile, just a picture of a dog and "the bark knight". We matched and he was just making non-flirtatious dog puns the whole time.

    Fast forward ~2 years and I'm working on microfabrication stuff with some random dude. We start talking and I ask him what he does for fun. He and his girlfriend take turns running a dog account and bringing people joy on Tinder. I almost dropped a silicon wafer.
     
  19. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King Prestige DLP Supporter

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    TOMD: Sore throat and runny nose. Cough drops help the former for a time but fuck if it wasn't miserable trying to sleep this morning.
     
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  20. Zerg_Lurker

    Zerg_Lurker Order Member DLP Supporter

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    "Yer' a Liberal, Harry. And a thumpin' cuck one a' tha'. "
     
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