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TOMD 5: The Order of the Braggart

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by BTT, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. sonder

    sonder Seventh Year

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    TOMD: had a long cry because I miss some very important people in my life. It's been seven years and it's hard not to cry when I remember how much they meant to me. I'm so much better off for having known them and for their time, love, and friendship, I'm thankful.
     
  2. amek

    amek Fourth Year

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    Can you call them?Or meet up with them? It sounds like you miss them. (If I'm a dumbass and they are dead, why not go to their graves and visit them?)

    Happily ignore this post if I got something wrong and you don't feel like clarifying.
     
  3. Agent

    Agent Professor DLP Supporter

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    Managed to get myself drunk this time. Friend hooked me up with some good quality whisky. Gave a nice feeling.
     
  4. Johnnyseattle

    Johnnyseattle Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Wait... what? This exists?
     
  5. Hopper

    Hopper Third Year

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    TOMD: Got a phone call saying I got a job starting January for the Ontario government as a lawyer. Imma civil servant now!
     
  6. Koalas

    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    TOMD: Got a text this number to talk to hot singles DM.. from ff.net. From an account I haven't logged into in literally 5 years.

    I think we've reached the bottom of the bot barrel.
     
  7. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    Update: she wants to do Codeine with me too. I'm down.
     
  8. Innomine

    Innomine Minister of Magic ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I mean... drugs > adultery, but be careful with that shit. Weed is way safer.
     
  9. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    I hate weed xD I don't like anything with smoke.

    But, thanks.

    Still gonna try to have sex tho.
     
  10. Nazgus

    Nazgus Supreme Mugwump DLP Supporter DLP Gold Supporter

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    Not a fan of drugs, but best of luck in your quest to get laid!
     
  11. The Iron Rose

    The Iron Rose Headmaster

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    Dude opiates suck. If you wanna get laid than just buy Molly yo


    E: or coke cuz lesbians have a nose for it. but you also don't wanna fuck with that cuz it's a shitty expensive short lived drug that's horribly addictive. Even then I'd rather that than with opiates. Nooooot a great drug at all.
     
  12. Otters

    Otters First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Just don't do loads of mixed pills which contain a kilogram of paracetamol if you want to have a liver tomorrow.
     
  13. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    Codeine like cough syrup? bro why that stuff is awful
     
  14. MonkeyEpoxy

    MonkeyEpoxy Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    If you do too much of the opioid you won't orgasm just fyi. Or it will take like an hour and a half
     
  15. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I don't even know what the fuck Iron Rose is trying to do. Hey do blow, but don't do blow because it's super expensive and addictive.

    Probably shouldn't be doing any kinds of narcotics this close to your stint in a closed ward. I'm all for you getting laid though. I wouldn't do anything that alters perceptions until you get a firm control on that.
    Easiest way to get it. But I feel like syrup fiends are rare in Poland maybe.
     
  16. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros. Moderator

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    Maybe that's the point :thinking
     
  17. The Iron Rose

    The Iron Rose Headmaster

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    I didn't phrase that particularly well because drunk but I'm saying coke is shit, and opiates are even shittier and both are a really bad idea - especially given how they can affect your mental health!

    Share a pot brownie with your boo.
     
  18. Airilife

    Airilife Not Equal

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    TOMD: Went to a Starbucks for the first time in weeks and got a free latte. Life probably isn’t as bad as I like to imagine.
     
  19. sonder

    sonder Seventh Year

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    Thank you for your kind words though.
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    I was prescribed codeine for the flu once. It’s the worst. I wasn’t coordinated enough to walk normally for a week. Not worth doing and definitely don’t do before seeing a medical provider, if it wasn’t previously prescribed.

    Edit: asked friends about pot and mental health. Don’t do it unless you’ve discussed with your medical provider.
     
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2019
  20. MonkeyEpoxy

    MonkeyEpoxy Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Codeine is a fun high, not as good as a proper opiate like oxy, but fun. Especially when it's mixed with a nice dissociative dose of DXM in cough meds
     
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