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TOMD 5: The Order of the Braggart

Discussion in 'Real Life Discussion' started by BTT, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. Salsa

    Salsa Groundskeeper

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    Was at a Boy Scout Meeting. A kid tossed a rope my way. It hit my back. I grabbed it with my right hand, and the kid stomped on my hand, Hit the third knuckle, and doing anything with my right hand makes me want to commit a massacre.
     
  2. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    I don't normally support violence but you need to kick that kid's skull in.
     
  3. hawthorn

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    If violence doesn't solve your problem, you aren't using enough of it.
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    If he did that he'd get arrested and kicked out of the boy scouts.

    What he needs to do is meet them out in public somewhere and then beat their face in. Preferably with something like a bat.
     
  5. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    But thank God you're not Antifa, @Salsa, otherwise Scott would have a huge problem with violence.
     
  6. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    How about a batarang? Would that do?
     
  7. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I blame video games for all these calls for needless violence.

    /s
     
  8. Johnnyseattle

    Johnnyseattle Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Just wait for the kid to have any black clothing on, then he's just as bad as a nazi or ISIS, right?

    Man, the things I learn on this board, I tell you.
     
  9. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    Thank God some people have a sense of humor and can recognize a tongue-in-cheek post when they see one.
     
  10. DR

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    Yea, Scott, thank God some people have a sense of humor and can recognize a tongue-in-cheek post when they see one.

    /giant eye roll

    TOMD: Came into work this morning and some lady was standing near the building doors on the sidewalk screaming "YOU BETTER TELL HIM NOT TO FUCK UP MY TOWELS!"

    I wish to know the context.
     
  11. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    This reads like an r/writingprompts post, tbh...
     
  12. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    There would be an entire chapter devoted to "all of the different times idiots asked me to do things which were illegal."

    There would be a second that said was "all of the times very smart people asked me to do things which were illegal."

    The third chapter would be "all the times I or someone else paid an attorney to make something that should have been illegal completely legal."

    TOMD: Bought myself a beautiful slab of highly figured cherry. Almost all of the grain is curly. I'm turning it into either a desk top or a credenza. Not sure which yet. It's beautiful. Nearly 20 board feet, and I'm likely to lose half an inch at most to the flattening process.
     
  13. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Soooooooo uh... let's just call it an anonymous tip, right?

    Second TOMD: Train this morning was 25 minutes late. Train this evening was 45 minutes late before it even left. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Not here. not ever. Kthnx. This is TOMD not pick on the handicapped.
     
  15. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    What problem do you have with towels? Those things are important.
     
  16. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Administrator Admin

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    I would hope you know better by this point not to spread shit from other threads especially when you're inappropriately making it personal.
     
  17. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Don't play dumb. Or you might become your namesake.
     
  18. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Nope. The whole point of a memoir is to name names and be completely out of fucks for all time.
     
  19. Nazgus

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    I think his joke was that he was gonna act on the info and call it an anonymous tip.
     
  20. Salsa

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    After an abysmal hour of procrastination, I finally finished the dishes.
     
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