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What's your worst start-up idea?

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Utsane, Nov 21, 2019.

  1. Utsane

    Utsane Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Pho, Suddenly.
    It's a pho delivery service that operates 24 hours out of a truck. Fresh pho, anytime, anywhere.

    What's yours?
     
  2. BTT

    BTT Viol̀e͜n̛t͝ D̶e͡li͡g҉h̛t҉s̀ ~ Prestige ~

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    The Juicero, but instead of squeezing juice it pours you a perfect bowl of cereal.

    Milk and cereal sold as part of the product, each in three different packets you get to "choose" from. The Cerealero® will not function with any other cereal, and any attempts to insert non-regulation cereal into the Cerealero® will be met with the maximum amount of force legally applicable. If the Cerealero® ever finds itself without a wifi connection, or anyone tries to login to the Cerealero® App® and fails three consecutive times the Cerealero® will explode. Read the instructions before use.
     
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    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Prepackaged cereal with milk.
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    How is this a bad idea?

    A burrito filled with pre-chewed breakfast food. Chewed by the finest Guatemalan yak farmers, for your pleasure.
     
  5. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    Was listening to music while driving a car, and suddenly had the epiphany that, wouldn’t it be great if i could watch tv while driving instead?

    Yeah, no.
     
  6. Majube

    Majube Order Member DLP Supporter

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    You know how there are sites for plane watchers to track planes? What about a site for self-driving cars so your friends and family can see exactly where your car is at any moment! xD

    Everyone would be linked up so you could see at any moment how much of the traffic around you are autonomous cars.
     
  7. sonder

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    App that lets you hire people to bump stats. Inspired by fake marathon runners/marathon cheaters.
     
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