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Why Are So Many Good Writers Gay?

Discussion in 'Hall of Shame' started by 0jordinio0, Mar 3, 2014.

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  1. 0jordinio0

    0jordinio0 Seventh Year

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    Honest to god guys. I've lost count of how many times I've been drawn into a story and been really enjoying the plot only to find out that they are slash. This one I got a good 9 or so chapters in before I realized that this guy was definitely a slash/yaoi lover.

    I should have saw it sooner really. Especially when Bellatrix was physically holding Harry by the throat and he 'scratched and clawed' at her. Only a stereotypical faggot would act like that. And I mean the overly girly handbag's who are such submissive bottoms it's unreal. What made it all the worse was when I checked his profile and found he has a thing for 'partnerships' with the male lead being a bottom. Yugi being Yami's bottom, Naruto being Kyuubi/Kurama's bottom or Harry being Voldemort's bottom.

    People really need to make it more apparent when their writing slash fanfics. The thought of sausage on sausage kind of makes me nauseous. We should totally petition for a seperate category to stash all the slash in so our innocence can be shielded from the deviance of these slash lovers.

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  2. MattSilver

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    Wow.

    So, this is a thread because you're repressed, or...
     
  3. Thyestean

    Thyestean Slug Club Member

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    ...from Scotland?
     
  4. LoyalFenian

    LoyalFenian Fourth Year

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    Fuck, you're a retard.
     
  5. Steelbadger

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    One: Why do you assume it's a guy? Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls. Seriously, it's like the one place on the internet where girls are acknowledged to exist in large numbers.

    Can confirm as a Scottish that due to the inherent risk involved in all being hairy, bemuscled brick shit houses in kilts we've had to develop a more violent aversion to gayness. With so many obvious hunks wandering around without underwear... well it's an accident waiting to happen. :awesome
     
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    Just what I wanted to wake up to. Thanks.
     
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    Dear 0jordinio0,

    Fuck off.

    Sincerely,
    Me
     
  8. 0jordinio0

    0jordinio0 Seventh Year

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    Because he said so that he was male himself.

    And ofcourse, I love the breeze my kilt gives me.
     
  9. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    Uh. You do realize that it's pretty easy to dodge the slash fics through the use of filters. Or common sense. You might wanna edit the fucktard homophobia out of your original post. Just a piece of advice.
     
  10. Radmar

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    According to this research, 20% of population is gay. I don't know what percentage of ffn writers write slash, but I think that it's safe to say that it's certainly more than 20%. Most slash writers are fangirls. That guy you mentioned probably belongs to said minority.

    Agreed.
     
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  11. 0jordinio0

    0jordinio0 Seventh Year

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    I hardly use the search engines when looking for fics anymore, so the filter is a moot point. I search for fics through other author's favorites because god authors are more likely to have good fics there.

    ---------- Post automerged at 07:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:26 AM ----------

    I don't see any homophobia there. You seem to misunderstand something. Homephobia is for the most part hating on gay people and anything to do with homosexuality. The only thing I said negative about it was that the thought of it makes me nauseous.

    But still, I wasn't trying to start a fight or anything so if I came off like that and you took offense to it or somehing I apologize. I wasn't trying to bag on any gay people, my question at the top still stands. Why does it seem like so many gay people are such good writers. Because I've ended up getting engrossed in alot of well written slash fics before realizing what they were and dropping them. It seems as if there are more well written slash fics than there is actual normal fics. But that may just be because there's just so many of them that they outnumber normal fics by quite a large margin and thus have more technically good written fics than the normal fics. If you catch my drift.
     
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  12. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    "We should totally petition for a seperate category to stash all the slash in so our innocence can be shielded from the deviance of these slash lovers."

    and

    "Only a stereotypical faggot would act like that."
     
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    Republic The Snow Queen Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Inb4 Hall of Shame.
     
  14. 0jordinio0

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    Okay, the above one was in jest, so that can't really be counted. Because I doubt there's one innocent person at heart who frequents this thread. And faggot, so? That's what they are is it not? Gay, faggot, queer etc. That's hardly an insult is it. And I was using it more in the context that fangirls write them like that - very feminine when infact I'd think most gays would be more interested in masculine things seeing as that is what they are attracted to, men.
     
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    Pretty much homophobia right there buddy.

    I'm sure gay people will adapt to the homophobes view of reality.

    You're not getting out of this one, just bow out before you stick your foot further into your mouth.
     
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    Of course it's an insult, you idiot.
     
  17. 0jordinio0

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    Really? That's fine with me. Nobody really gave me a legitimate answer to my question either way. Maybe I should have worded it better? It's probably not that they're all gay, but more that there are many many good writers who write alot of Gay!Harry stories.

    But again, not a homophobe. I don't hate gay people, the thought of partaking in such events makes me nauseous
     
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    syed? Is that you?
     
  19. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    Many fanfiction writers are girls. Just like almost all guys think lesbians are hot, many girls think two guys together are hot. (As far as I've deduced, it's not as common, but still common.)

    Having a gay protagonist adds a level of difficulty to the romance. It's not just "You're hot, I'm hot, let's shag."

    There you go. Your question has been answered. Now please stop going on about how gay people make you sick. Nobody cares.
     
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    What a uniquely stupid person you are. o_o
     
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