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"Women" are better than men.

Discussion in 'Hall of Shame' started by Nuhuh, Feb 5, 2009.

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  1. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Moderator

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    The Y Chromosome Theory: Why Women Are Better Than Men

    Why Women are Better Than Men 81-100

    :( It's funny cuz it's true.

    And finally, this totally disgusts me. I can't believe this guy let it out:

    This exposé may amount to the most heinous and massive betrayal in the history of humanity; I am betraying the entire male gender.

    This effing bastard is giving away our secrets.

    __​
     
  2. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    I CALL TROLL!
     
  3. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Moderator

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    It's serious business man.

    We have legless X chromosome that we've been pretending is a Y chromosome.

    Doesn't that frighten you?
     
  4. Sophie

    Sophie Denarii Host

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    N, you're my hero.
     
  5. Vengashii

    Vengashii Unspeakable

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    Shut up, woman.
     
  6. Sophie

    Sophie Denarii Host

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    No need to be jealous.
     
  7. Heather_Sinclair

    Heather_Sinclair Headmaster

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    Look Blaise, here I am backing up my statement. Won't it get quite annoying if I do this at every instance of insult? I'll have your back when they call you nigger, or Jew, or... I forget what the other thing was.

    This is just as stupid as the other thread. Women are no better than men... well they're better looking, for the most part (I know some seriously fugly women), but that's subjective.

    [​IMG]

    ^
    Fugly.
     
  8. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    Multiple Orgasms.
    'Nuff said.
     
  9. Heather_Sinclair

    Heather_Sinclair Headmaster

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    Oh, good point. Kinda hard to beat that one. No pun intended.
     
  10. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity High Score: 3,994 Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Guys can too, dear (just not every guy).

    But I concede the point; the optimal number of "his" to "hers" is what, 1 to 6? 1 to 8?
     
  11. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Get off my dick, Sinclair.

    It is stupid in the extreme to willingly be a member of this site, saying nothing about (yet knowing all of) the less than acceptable bullshit that flows through it, and get up in arms about something that's clearly not serious. My point wasn't to get you to rally over everything that's not respectable or acceptable - it was to get you to shut the fuck up, because you just sound silly complaining about a RL troll. It's like when Isaac Hayes had no problem voicing a character that talked to 3rd graders about "making sweet love", "love gravy", and all other manner of inappropriate shit -only to leave the show with his undies in a bunch once they took a pot-shot at Scientology.

    But thanks: your token presence and its sincerity has been duly noted.
     
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  12. Narf

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    Should I act like Heather and act all offended that a woman agreed that woman > men? :?
     
  13. Sophie

    Sophie Denarii Host

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    That wouldn't become you, Jolly.
     
  14. Portus

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    God, did those South Park guys crucify Hayes or what? I hate Comedy Central 'cause with South Park, The Daily Show and Colbert back-to-back-to-back, I risk losing an hour and a half every time I turn to that channel.

    Anyway, I haven't seen the video (youtube is blocked here at work), but if he says with a straight face the things quoted here, I'm sooo fucking jealous. I really, really wish I could say outrageous shit without cracking a smile. Like Stephen Colbert, come to think of it...

    Anyway, I personally wouldn't want to be a woman. Think about it, fellas! We, as men, get most of the good and very little of the bad. Hear me out!!

    What do men get? Sex with women.
    What do women get? Sex with men.
    (Granted, this only applies to the hetero crowd.)
    WINNER: men

    Wear a tie and/or suit to the office? Men.
    Wear whatever they want to the office? Women.
    WINNER: women

    Famous fat guys? Women still want them.
    Famous fat chicks? Can name them all on one hand.
    (Not saying it's fair, but there you have it.)
    WINNER: men

    Get choice and nuanced lead acting roles, even when you're old? Men.
    Lucky to get a guest spot on a sit-com when you crack 40? Women.
    WINNER: men

    Considered "Good at your job" when assertive and aggressive? Men.
    Called a cunt behind your back when acting the same way? Women.
    WINNER: men

    No pain of childbirth? Men.
    Know what it's like to have a life inside you? Women.
    WINNER: women
    (Yes, I do envy my wife on that, very much.)

    Stop drinking soda and drop 20 lbs? Men.
    Change your whole fucking life and maybe lose 5 lbs? Women.
    WINNER: men

    I could go on and on, fellas. Men have it made; I know, 'cause I'm one of them. Are we better? Hell no, not that I've seen. I'm way better at math than my wife, but she's a better driver, and at least as good at most sports. She's got a sharper wit than I'll ever have, and that's a big reason I like her so much. Would I switch places with her? God, no. Then I'd be stuck with me.
     
  15. Nukular Winter

    Nukular Winter The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Check your math, or turn in your man card. (Kids are great, childbirth is fucking NASTY).
     
  16. Portus

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    Uhh, I think that's what I was saying. Christ, I don't want to give birth...

    I was there, and it didn't look to be fun.
     
  17. Evan Tide

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    If in the US and in court, women will almost always win against men. Same gender fights? That's a whole 'nother game.
     
  18. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    @Portus: I knew I got the better end of the deal when I first learned about the menstrual cycle.
     
  19. Heather_Sinclair

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    So now I'm 'on your dick'? because I back up what I was saying? You said (paraphrasing) that because I didn't complain before that my opinion didn't count, and now that I do, I'm 'on your dick'. Which is it?

    I was actually sincere. Maybe I should have put a :banana: in there so you wouldn't have gotten your balls in a twist. :banana:

    Was that lighthearted enough to show that I'm not trying to get on your dick.

    Act whatever way makes you feel all manly. I already voiced my opinion when I said this thread was equally as stupid as the men>women thread.
     
  20. h2o

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    Just had to point out about the whole women are hotter thing... its true up until a certain age. Men can still be handsome, charming and good looking in their 60's... women can't. So a good looking guy is likely to stay good looking as long as he takes care of his body. Women on the other hand...

    Edited to add: It always cracks me up to read this after I've posted something:

    h2o
    Squib
    Retard

    :D:D
     
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