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Your kitchenware implement of doom is?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Stalicon, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Stalicon

    Stalicon High Inquisitor

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    Come on everyone has a favorite, pick one and let the fun beggin.
     
  2. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Mine is Teacup and Wine glass. It has always been since we started the kitchenware thing.. :twisted:
     
  3. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Mine is the legendary Woodubber Spatoon. A cross between a wooden spoon and a rubber spatula.
     
  4. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Mine are the refridgerator magnets........what? They're stronger than you think!!
     
  5. Silent

    Silent Kinky Wench

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    Mine is the meat tenderizer, also called a meat mallet. Blunt and painful, suitable for crushing. :D
     
  6. Stalicon

    Stalicon High Inquisitor

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    Saltshaker will be mine, so many things you can do with a saltshaker.
     
  7. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    I wanted something as cool as chainsaw, but stupid admins didn't let me. *stomps foot like a spoiled child*

    You can't have that, it's not traditional kitchenware, blah, blah....

    Gave me stupid chopsticks instead! *pouts* LAME!
     
  8. HiddenETC

    HiddenETC Second Year

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    I believe, as I just stated in my "welcome" thread, that my awsome kitchenware will be *drumroll* the cheese grater (with razor sharp grating edges and a 8-12 inches long blade! :twisted:)
     
  9. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    I am the Sporife
     
  10. Blackstar

    Blackstar Second Year

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    Im torn.. Either the vegetable peeler or the ice scream scooper
     
  11. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    Rice Cooker... large, heavy, hard. Self-explanatory.
     
  12. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    the mighty collander, which lets water through but stops the pasta... a mighty impliment indeed. Also a handy helmet in times of crisis.
     
  13. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

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    A can of soup. If that doean't coun t then im at a loss :-(
     
  14. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    I use the Mighty Whisk, a very useful tool for showing slash fans the errors of their ways... a quick jab in the nether orifice can be most persuasive. Sometimes though my cooking has a rather peculiar taste to it and reminds me to sterilize my whisk after a torture session.
     
  15. Aba4th

    Aba4th First Year

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    I, Mallet Mask, have the supreme power of the almighty sugar bowl of doom and destruction. I therefore carry the mytical propeties of said white power. Beware! I have spoken. :twisted:
     
  16. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    Lord Ravenclaw was kind enough to grace me with the 'Sizziling Wok of Havoc' and by the God's have i used it spectacularly against those filthy Mudblood whors, slashers and H/Ginslut shippers!
     
  17. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    A blender! :D
     
  18. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Fear thy godlike spork, for I shall use its admin powers against thee. And no, you can't use the spork or any other kitchenware taken by the staff. Everything else is fair game though. :twisted:
     
  19. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    Icepick for me. :twisted: I'm looking forward to showing the SLASH writers some interesting uses for the innocent :roll: looking icepick.
     
  20. mournthewicked

    mournthewicked Mistress

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    Formidable Ice Cream Scooper (Of Doom.) ©
     
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