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What Fruit are You?

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Skeletaure, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jul 17, 2008 #1
    Just something silly that I have to figure out for something I'm doing this summer: what fruit are you?

    Beyond the inevitable banana joke, this is my best shot so far...

    Grapefruit. Slightly out of the ordinary but nothing too exotic, tasty, but an acquired taste, slightly bitter unless actively sweetened, and if you squeeze it too hard it squirts in your eye.

    Your turn(s).
     
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  5. Goddessa39

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    I'm a strawberry.

    Beyond the yummy bits and juice, I am sweet when I want to be. However, leave me alone and forget to love me and I turn bad. It is easy to love me however. Maybe I'm not the prettiest person in the world (and Im not) but even I know Im not bad looking. Also, many people thing I'm smart/healthy just by looking at me.

    And Im sure there is more but I'm not going into it.
     
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    This whole thread is fruity.
     
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    Jul 29, 2008 #7
    Taure, you really want people to describe themselves using fruit? I mean, I won't be childish enough to call it homo but ... it is pretty fail. Let's see:

    I'm a watermelon. I'm a football player so I'm big and bulky and I have enough seed to go around to everyone who wants a taste.
     
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    I'm a lemon on a papercut at 2 AM.