Title: Wick
Author: Slytherincess
Category: Romance
Rating: R
Words: 8385
Published: August 11, 2003
Status: Oneshot
Summary: Harry Potter finds himself inexplicably attracted to Pansy Parkinson. She absolutely refuses to reciprocate until he formally and politely requests her affections in Parseltongue. Harry does his very best to accommodate her request.
Ship: HP/PP
Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/slytherincess/wick01a.html

This is one of the better stories I have read. Very well written and interesting. I only hope there were more HP/PP stories out there.


Checked by Minion, Nov. 18, 2012
Fixed its link.
Checked by Sorrows: 03/08/2019

 

This is a pretty good story altho I prefer Jeaconais story more.

 

Wick

I found the story hilarious, especially when he is says "I want to fuck you" to the book, and Ron hears him.

 

*vomits @ Harry getting Draco's sloppy seconds*

 

That was hot. I didn't like that she was with draco.

 

Morons need not apply.

Thread Necrophilia

Not totally sure whether I should be posting these, but please, the last post was in January. As in, months ago. Don't make me go counting how months difference it was this early in the morning . I'm reasonably sure some bumps are ok as long as you add something to the topic, which you didn't, IMHO.

And sorry for acting all Moderator-ish, everyone else, I'll add something to the actual topic of the fic ASAP.

 

There are some decent HP/PP fics out there but i liked this one better that White Knight Grey Queen. She actuallly ends up with him in the end and he doesn't end up with Ginny AND Pansy

 

I would disagree with your view. ^^^^^^^^^^
Atleast in Grey Knight Pansy is never screwing Draco.
Something else that I did not like about this fic was the tense of everything.
Why must the author write in the present tense?
I hate that
>_<

It gives a feeling as if the story is happening as it is written, not being retold...or something like that.



2/5 Hated the tense, the plot developmtent, and smut (Draco should never enjoy sex in a fic) Yet I still enjoy the pairing.

 

not bad but not very good too..although there is cliche(pansy with draco at first) using parseltongue to get her very original. 3/5

 

It was...ok, I guess
2.5/5

 

That was terrifically fucked up, as any HP/PP story really has to be.

5/5

 

Wow, this was really good. The writing and characterization are excellent--first time I've ever been interested in Pansy as a character.

There are some squicky moments, and it's not fun to read about Harry getting Draco's sloppy seconds, but his obsession with Pansy is convincing enough to overlook that.

Plus it's got some hilarious moments. Harry's conversation with the snake ("I want to fuck you, snake") and its reaction were priceless.

5/5 from me too

 

Link above is dead.

Wick

That should take you to it.