Ok, ever since OoTP, the question has been running though ever hetero male fan's head. Would I want the Veela or the Metamorphmagus.. hmmm choices!

Well, I just had a plot bunny bite me on the arse, and I'm handing it out there for anyone to take up...

Setting the scene.

Dark Lord decides he needs an heir, but won't touch Bella with a borrowed dick (Don't think about the sexy H B-C, think an azkaban-ravaged total fruit loop)

Decides he deserves the best and faces the same challenge we all do (as above). then decides he wants a metamorphveeela, since he's a 'has his cake and eat it' kinda guy.

So, he comes up with a plan to kidnap both Fleur and Tonks, and using some kind of ritual... I'm guessing tossing them both in a big cauldron, and letting a potion do the work, out pops "Flonks" (For gods sake don't call her that except as a joke though.. well, maye it'll grow on me. <shrugs>)

Anyway, this babe has all the powers of both, and since they're merged, you have both of them inhabiting her head. Maybe have Fleur taking over the body and morphing to her old self from time to time.

Ok, so enter Harry... Somehow finds out about the ritual while searching for Tonks who was kidnapped in front of him on a Diagon Alley trip. Bursts in, wand blazing, just in time for 'Flonks' to rise up and spot him. Moldy's pissed beause she imprinted on Harry instead of him, lots of spells, veela fireballs, a portkey escape, and et voila, time for some harry/metamorphveela smut.

So, epic win or total fail?

More importantly, who is going to write this? (Has it been done already?)

 

Why not just have a threesome instead of one person?

 

Cause I'm thinking Veela = sex goddess powers, now combined with shape changing ability, for one seriously hot fuck.

Besides, there are plenty of stories with threesomes (but I won't say no to any links to decent H/F/T you know of..)

 

Shouldn't this be in the S&P or Mature?
We are talking about smut here...

 

Ummm could be? How do I move it?

 

You can't, need to get an Admin to do it...

 

This should be in the fucking trashcan.

The start sucks, because a Dark Lord bent on immortality with a bunch of horcruxes lying around won't need a damn heir.

If all you want is smut, just go somewhere else. Unless it's Harry/Lily smut. Then go ask Vash.
Better yet, go to youporn.com. You can go rub one off there.

Need I even answer?

 

World, you sadist you.
You need to encourage the newbies, not flame them to hell...

 

But we aren't posting smut here. This is not S&P material.

About the idea, I don't much like it. If you really want a Veela/Metamorph, there are certainly more plausible ways of writing one in.

Personally, I don't find that this would make a good story. Try putting a bit more work into it, I'm sure you can find a better plot idea.

 

That can be corrected.

 

Encourage them to stay and adapt, maybe.

Not to post shitfics. Or shitideas. Or shitposts.

Besides, I tried to show him something better than contrived smutfics. I'm all about improving people.
Maybe he should have stuck with lurking for recs.

I'd move it to fanfic discussion, where it belongs, but then I wouldn't have any power over it. Which might come in handy just yet.

 

Hmm, you might actually have a point there...
Ok, I concede, this idea is shit (even though I am a huge fan of smut...).

 

Ok, so scrap the whole heir thing and just go straight to the dark lord wanting to find a worthy woman. <shrugs> I'm just putting the bunny out there, I'll leave it to whoever writes it to finalise the motivations (if anyone does)

You seem to be a little more focussed on the smut here than I am.. I'm not interested in PWP. This just seemed like a fun idea at the time - no need to go postal.

Can we do that please?

 

There was a plot somewhere there? All it looked like to me was some relatively (to you) unimportant plot device whose only purpose is to create a veela with shapeshifting abilities. And then, sex. That is all.

 

Everything is about the sex, we are sexual creatures...

 

<shrugs> the first reply asked why not a threesome instead, so answered it.

I also mentioned the bit about Fleur and Tonks sharing the body, and that can lead to some interesting schiz.. skitzo.. multiple personality disorder lulz.

[goes off to wring a bunny's neck]

 

FTR: "Every living thing on this planet lives to mindlessly pass on their DNA, we're designed that way." In the immortal words of Psycho Mantis.

 

Your sig, yes, I know... I was referencing something entirely else.
If we didn't live for sex, there wouldn't be 6 billion of us now >_>
^ is not what I was referencing btw

 

Ahahahahahahaha! I must be really tired to find that funny.

As stated by World this is a total smut idea. The most epic kind of wish fullfilment, fanfavor, wetdream, but not a story.

And this is why you never make someone from the Gestapo PsycOps a Mod.

Brian64~ For future reference post in fanfic discussion section your "plot" bunnies.

I can think of only nonjon who could salvage or redeem this idea with an unexpected execution.

 

Somebody alert the bastard then >.<