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Complete What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon - PG13 - HP/many

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Zevrillion, May 21, 2005.

  1. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    Title: What a Bunch of Nonjon formerly known as You Shall Not Harm Harry Potter!
    Author: nonjon
    Category: Humor/Romance
    Rating: PG13
    Ship: HP/many
    Chapters: 14
    Words: 48,446
    Updated: April 27, 2009
    Published: December 27, 2008
    Status: Technically a series of oneshots
    Summary: An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4746187/1/ (reposted this one-shot as the first chapter in the misc fics file)



    Checked by Minion, February 9, 2013
    Formerly just the one-shot "You shall not Harry Potter", now a series of oneshots and plot ideas.
     
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  2. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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  3. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Remember it. It was good, if a bit scary.
     
  4. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I was going to say, the biggest problem it presents is that the next chapter of You Did What?!, the big partial climax of the story and second to last chapter I finished last night and now can't upload.

    But I just uploaded it. So maybe they gave me a very short "period of time" in which I couldn't upload. Or maybe it's just that I can't add/post the chapter to the story for the world, but I can upload to my Document Manager. We shall see.

    And no, the story wasn't very good. Funny and happily squickful, but not particularly good. Spent like an hour total from idea conception to writing to posting I think. Not going to repost, simply because of how rough the story was. Like 1500 words total too.

    Just is frustrating in that it's gone, deleted, toasted, because I had rated it PG-13(T) at the time. If I had simply rated it R(M) then the story would still be there and fine. And my complaint is if they're going to be subjectively judging content themselves and disagreeing with the author's estimation of a rating, why not just up the rating themselves rather than deleting the story and reviews? This was just a little one-shot that didn't mean that much to me. But this is also the same problem others have had with long multi-chaptered stories with hundreds of thousands of words and hundreds of reviews.

    Oh well... editing You Did What?! chapter 20. Hope I can post it soon.
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Stupid that they took it down, there was nothing in there graphic enough to warrant a M rating. I've realized we can't hate FF.net for their piss poor administration, simply due to the sheer size of what they have to deal with, but I feel hatred from folks so stupid they thought this was worth targetting for toasting.

    God go find some Mpreg slash to hate on, jesus!
     
  6. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    Yeah, that is one of the reasons that I like FicWad better than FF.net. They don't seem to care what a fic is rated. Lots of freedom. This shouldn't have been removed.
     
  7. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Never let it be said that a story of nonjon's is suffering from neglect.

    5/5 for being hilarious and creepy.
     
  8. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    4.5/5 for pure, unadulterated wtf epic-ness.
     
  9. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    5/5 and this is definitely epic/Library worthy.

    Another great story from nonjon.
     
  10. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I updated the first post to have a proper working link to this fic's repost in my What a Bunch of Nonjon random crap dump spot.

    But 5/5? You guys are too easy to please.
     
  11. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Maybe you're just too good at pleasing.

    Dobby's interpretation at harming is great.
     
  12. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I certainly enjoyed this greatly when I first read this adorable gem. It's one-shot, come on! Disgusting, yes, but damn, it works.

    4/5
     
  13. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Eh, i'm with Nonjon on this one. You guys are way too easily impressed.

    3/5 from me. Twist at the end was great, setup was lacking.
     
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