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A sorting hat quiz

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Aura, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    I got to be a ravenclaw. Sensible questions and unbigoted answers.

    Quiz
     
  2. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    These quizzes really don't work, I mean, the choices are obvious. If you want to get into Slytherin, you choose these, if not, choose these.

    And the idiot that wrote it doesn't know how to spell Lockhart.
     
  3. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    I've seen this things before... they are usually rigged so that 70% of people turn out Ravenclaws and 30% Slytherins... crap.
     
  4. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    I'm a Slytherin.

    I answered truthfully... Honestly I thought I might end up in Hufflepuff though.
     
  5. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Ever heard of a Animagus you dumb-ass?
     
  6. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Just shows ta go ya how dumb some peoples are.
     
  7. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Aye most of the ones here have been like that, blatantly obvious, and sometimes coded screwed.
    Code:
    You've been sorted into SLYTHERIN! Cunning, ambitious, and relentless, Slytherins are reputed (if not imfamous)for realizing their goals at any expense. Observant and calculating, Slytherins are careful in choosing their friends as everyone is a potential competitor and are masters of innuendo and dry wit. Many people like to confuse the driven nature and elitist attitudes of Slytherins with evilness; however a Slytherin simply understands that to the victor goes the spoils and to hell with the opposition.
    
    
    113 other people got this result!
    This quiz has been taken 730 times.
    15% of people had this result.
    I answered honestly, but this test is so pathetically obvious and poorly written it's not funny.
     
  8. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    lol, what quiz isn't rigged?
     
  9. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Heh... I answered every question as if I were a selfish brat (Draco) and maanged to get into Slytherin. Like you said it wasn'that hard really. The sad thing is that while their fans love them, neither Draco or Snape epiomize the qualities of Slytherin House--yet all these types of quizes seem to make becoming like them the secret of getting into that house...

    Sad really, and way too long for the farce it is!

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  10. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    Some of the questions were so unbeliably ridiculous. It's basically match the house with the option for each question. On the final question I was like wtf? What's the point in the previous 40 questions then?

    Ravenclaw, by the way. I answered truthfully and tried to ignore the obviousness.
     
  11. Tinder

    Tinder Seventh Year

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    Slytherin. You just have to not think about which answer means which house. Which is kind of hard since most of them are so obvious, but you can still be truthful. Interesting to see at the bottom of Midknight's quote that Slyths are only 15% of people who have taken that test. Maybe it is on a Harry/Ginny type site full of irritatingly cheerful 13-year-olds.
     
  12. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Nah... Its just everyone there is chanting to themselves 'Not Slytherin..'

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  13. Silent

    Silent Kinky Wench

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    Heh, there are fewer people who ended up with Hufflepuff than Slytherin, actually. The result skewing one is the 52% Griffindor.

    Me? Ravenclaw.
     
  14. UnholyWarlord

    UnholyWarlord Fourth Year

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    The Quiz is on Quizilla. The whole site is filled with Harry/Ginny quizs and stories.
     
  15. Sepanto

    Sepanto Groundskeeper

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  16. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    I like this one better.
    Got me in Slytherin, It did.
     
  17. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    Sytherin. Definitely better. 8)
     
  18. fatal

    fatal Backtraced

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    Slytherin : )
     
  19. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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  20. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I'm a Gryff, but I think that it should be Ravenclaw, because both scores are equal in-depth!

    Gryffindor - 10
    Ravenclaw - 10
    Hufflepuff - 9
    Slytherin - 8