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I WANT TO BE A WORLD RENOWN AUTHOR

Discussion in 'Books and Anime Discussion' started by vienna, Aug 4, 2009.

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  1. vienna

    vienna Backtraced

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    Aug 4, 2009 #1
    my biggest goal in life is to write a book that is greater, funnier, romanticer, and generally more important and true to life than harry potter. Harry Potter cannot be rivalled in brilliant imagery and moral message, but I am sure that, if enhanced with lovestruck vampires, aliens, hybrid cars and a strong political message, it will become the ultimate example of perfect literature. i take it as my task to turn this dream into reality, as i am clearly the most talented person in teh whole world.


    P.S. I fap to Adrien Brody

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  2. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    'sup slut?
     
  3. Silens Cursor

    Silens Cursor The Silencer DLP Supporter

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

    Yeah, okay, you do that. But in the mean time, tits or GTFO.
     
  4. Link

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    IT'S A TRAP!
     
  5. Seratin

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    Aug 4, 2009 #5
    Hey Vienna, I think we'd be good together. Would you like me to turn you into a vampire and drive you away in my Prius?
     
  6. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    All future great authors must first swallow my semen. True story.
     
  7. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    GTFO IMAGINARY LAND, BLAISE! :awesome
     
  8. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Aug 4, 2009 #8
    You steal their TVs and then force a blowjob on them?

    Love yoo, Blaise.
     
  9. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Lulz :awesome

    The only thing I stole was your sister's snatch when I (LOL'D) in her (LOL)hole.

    <3 Seratin
     
  10. Feoffic

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    The guy can't help himself, it's in his nature.
     
  11. Aekiel

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    I find it funny that the title says 'WORLD RENOWN AUTHOR'.
     
  12. Sorrows

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    Really, go away now.
     
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    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    What is this shit?
     
  14. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 5, 2009 #14
    Is there a reason it's not banned? Can I do the honors?
     
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