Title: Ninja Chef Naruto
Author: NamelessEpitath
Rating: M.
Genre: Dark Humor
DLP Category: Dark Arts / Humor - Other Fandoms, obviously.
Pairing: Naruto/Harem. Seems to be developing slowly.
Chapters: 12
Words: 89,598
Updated: August 14, 2010
Published: April 18, 2009
Status: Abandoned
Summary: When youung jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5003171/1/Ninja_Chef_Naruto[/quote]

This seems the epitome of DLP. It features a Naruto that's raised by Zetsu... sort of. The story skips most of the actual training and such, and starts around the time of the Wave arc with Naruto being a Jounin-level ninja.

The chuunin exams were a bit of a cluster-fuck, I'll admit, but this is the type of crack-fic you can't stop reading.

Oh, and Naruto is a cannibal.


Checked by Minion, July. 28, 2016

 

It was alright, not enough Naruto though. Some funny stuff but a bit boring at times. I think this author isn't really using all the potential this has. I was also annoyed by the what seemed like random use of Japanese words. Sometimes even the author says she/he has pretty much no idea what the word means.

All in all though, a decent read if you're bored, I'd give it a 3/5 or maybe 3.5/5 because Naruto is awesome when we see him.

 

It started out as barely decent and turned into rambling and incoherent barely linked scenes. Not the epitome of DLP by a longshot. 1/5

 

I read mind chapters before giving up.

The parts containing Naruto was readable. But the last chapter introduced many stupid ideas including something about bijju goes and someone invading Seireitei. Don't know even now if the Seireitei is the one from Bleach or something new.

There are too many stupid OC's with weird name like Generic. It also looks like going through a basic harem route with every girl and their mother wanting to jump Naruto.

2/5 only because of Canniball Naruto.

 

Agreed with the above posts, it doesn't catch my interest, and fails as badly as 95% of all harem fics do.