I believe that fanfiction writers have moments of extreme genius while writing their fics. This topic is to honor those wonderful, wonderful writers.

“Yeah, Harry,” Ginny said in an attempt at levity. “Don’t know what I ever saw in you.” She smiled like a pixy at the boy who lived.

“Maybe it was my eyes like a freshly pickled toad.” Harry shot back sarcastically. The Redemption of the Black Sisters by jon3776

 

I loved this moment:

Harry raised his leg into the air, so it came above his head. Using his hands to hold it there, he released it suddenly, and gravity did the rest. His leg came down hard on, connecting solidly on Weasley’s chest. Harry was detached as Weasley cried out as no doubt his ribs broke from the impact. His eyes rolled in the back of his head and he just slumped outward. Harry cocked his head. Weasley had already passed out from pain. The human body could only handle so much before it just shut down to save itself.

Slave of Dragons (chapter 4) by Water Mage

 

Links anyone? It sound interesting.

 

From Friend or Foe by Niger Aquila, chapter 12

It only really makes sense if you've read all the story and the one before it upto that point...but if you have then it's one of the most satisfying moments in any fic.

Linkage:
- Learn from the History: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1646940/1/
- And it's sequal, Friend or Foe http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2044600/1/

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHA I never heard of anyone using an axe kick in a HP fic, that's awesome...

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1617442/1/ Potter by Water Mage

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2553767/1/ And it's sequel Slave of Dragons (where I got the quote.) Both fics are amazing and some of my favorites. Enjoy!!!! :mrgreen:

 

From Doing it all over Again

Voldemort looked ready to pop a vein. “Oh, so you thought yourself confident enough to brew a Draught of Everlasting Fertility?” he hissed venomously.

Mulciber looked confused. “Fertility?” he asked stupidly, not realizing that he had just signed his own death certificate. “I thought you asked for a Draught of Everlasting Sterility!”

“…”

The seconds passed almost painfully for the idiot death eater…

“CRUCIO!” Voldemort and his furious ex-childbearer shrieked at the top of their lungs.

 

Here are two hilarious quotes from Invictus, by Opalish.

Much better in context, though.[/list]

 

i remember reading that story...but i forgot which one it was.

 

Err it says the title and author at the beggining of the quote.

 

From nonjon's You Did What!

 

From, in my opinion, the single funniest thing I've ever read, Nonjon's Birth of a Name:

 

Well, it's dern hard to argue with the greatness of those last two.

But I'm wondering why this thread and why here?

I can see a difference between "moments" in fanfiction and "quotes" from them, but so far this has been pretty much mainly quotes. And there's already an old long favorite quotes thread. Or at least there used to be. Yeah this one: Cool quotes.

I suppose that threads not exclusive to fanfiction either, but it may be close enough for Mid to break out his stick.

 

Well then before this gets axed I might as well two greatest moments of fanfiction. The day that Stained-Future was finally taken down and when Shezza88 finished a fic.

 

I'm not sure if that counts...after all, it did have a sequal that was unfinished, so the story was still unfinished, even if the first episode was.

 

From miranda fairgolds A second chance at life.

Then the remains of the once proud manor opened up and glowing figures rose out of them, surrounded by magics and levitating through the air.

When the glow dimmed the vampires landed, and Voldemort stopped dead, staring in shock, as he found himself face to face with nearly a hundred very powerful very angry vampires.

Tristan Namach strode forward, while Cyala Ateres sent out telepathic coordination signals to the vampires. The vampires moved into position, memorizing the altered landscape and their instructions. The wave of power that flooded the property as the vampires lowered all shields sent the army of young vampires to their knees, screaming, shaking and crying in terror. The witches and wizards stumbled and gasped desperately for breath, dropping their wands as they grabbed at their heads and shook like leaves in a gale. The waves of Dementors, only juts appearing, shuddered and backed away, shrieking and jerking about in fear and uncertainty.

The wind picked up, blowing swirling clouds of ash and dust, lifting billowing cloaks and capes as the vampires clothing transformed into impressive battle gear. Through it all Namach’s voice boomed out with all the intensity of an angry king.

“I say!” The ancient roared his voice deadly “red eyed weakling mortal spawn of a diseased prostitute!” Voldemort just gaped. “Yes! You!” Namach barked, “Are you that raving loon and deluded whoreson who calls himself Voldemort!”

 

from harry potter and the soul of the hero

 

and

From "Let's Do The Time Warp" by Rorsach's Blot

 

I don't think I wanna know where the second quote went after that....

 

Vernon got a visit from Bubba after the second quote.