Alright this is how the game works. Person 1 wishes for something then the next person tells Person 1 that his wish has been granted but something bad happens to ruin it.

Example

P1:I wish people would stop writing H/G fanfiction
P2eople have stopped writing H/G fanfiction, but the originals ones have been made into classics and movies that everyone must see or read.

 

I wish there was no slash fanfics in the world.

 

All the old slash writers, overwhelm Fanfiction with songfics, Severitus and crappy Het stories.

I wish there is world peace.

 

There is world peace...All the humans are dead.

I wish I didn't have to worry about my science project.

 

You fail science class

I wish BUsh is removed from office

 

Bush is removed from office, but Ginny is put in his place.

I wish for a harem of hot sexy girls.

 

They all have STD'S

I wish for infinte wealth

 

You die, your undeserving enemy inherits it through a fake will.
(this game is fun!)

I wish I was a wizard

 

Ginny tries to sleep with you.

I wish I could lose some god damn weight

 

You lose so much weight that you die of starvation.

( I need to stop saying die and be more creative.)

I wish that I could never get any sort of disease whatsoever.

 

All the sick people jeolous of you and kick your's butt

I wish a hour alone with Kira Knightley

 

It turns out to be a drag queen named Kira Knightley

I wish for an incredible high IQ.

 

You kill yourself because people around you are too stupid and you can't bear their presence.

I wish for Weasley's to get killed off during book seven.

 

The Weaslys die in book seven, but Harry is married to Ginslut, so he dies too!

I wish I knew what the plotline of book seven is.

 

You do and it is so bad you erase your memory about it right afterwards

I wish for you not to fulfill this wish.

 

I fulfill it anyway and dont do anything so I blow you up.

I wish for Ginny, Snape and Songfic writers to all die in a horrible accident where all Severitus people die too.

 

You die along with them.

I wish to take over the world.

 

You take over the world and killed by assassins soon after.

I wish that I was immortal.

 

When the world is destroyed, you will be alone for infinity.

I wish for super strenght.

 

No sex, you'll hurt the girl.

I wish for 24/7 sex.