I wish

[Xantam]

Alright this is how the game works. Person 1 wishes for something then the next person tells Person 1 that his wish has been granted but something bad happens to ruin it.

Example

P1:I wish people would stop writing H/G fanfiction
P2:People have stopped writing H/G fanfiction, but the originals ones have been made into classics and movies that everyone must see or read.

[Assassinator_of_Dumbledor]

I wish there was no slash fanfics in the world.

[ixazncha0six]

All the old slash writers, overwhelm Fanfiction with songfics, Severitus and crappy Het stories.

I wish there is world peace.

[apocalypsemeow]

There is world peace...All the humans are dead.

I wish I didn't have to worry about my science project.

[ixazncha0six]

There is world peace...All the humans are dead.

I wish I didn't have to worry about my science project.
You fail science class

I wish BUsh is removed from office

[The Dark Monarch]

Bush is removed from office, but Ginny is put in his place.

I wish for a harem of hot sexy girls.

[ixazncha0six]

They all have STD'S

I wish for infinte wealth

[The Dark Monarch]

You die, your undeserving enemy inherits it through a fake will.
(this game is fun!)

I wish I was a wizard

[Jester King]

Ginny tries to sleep with you.

I wish I could lose some god damn weight

[The Dark Monarch]

You lose so much weight that you die of starvation.

( I need to stop saying die and be more creative.)

I wish that I could never get any sort of disease whatsoever.

[Evil Shnitzel]

All the sick people jeolous of you and kick your's butt

I wish a hour alone with Kira Knightley

[ixazncha0six]

It turns out to be a drag queen named Kira Knightley

I wish for an incredible high IQ.

[acedia]

You kill yourself because people around you are too stupid and you can't bear their presence.

I wish for Weasley's to get killed off during book seven.

[Darkside]

The Weaslys die in book seven, but Harry is married to Ginslut, so he dies too!

I wish I knew what the plotline of book seven is.

[acedia]

You do and it is so bad you erase your memory about it right afterwards

I wish for you not to fulfill this wish.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

I fulfill it anyway and dont do anything so I blow you up.

I wish for Ginny, Snape and Songfic writers to all die in a horrible accident where all Severitus people die too.

[acedia]

You die along with them.

I wish to take over the world.

[DarkFate]

You take over the world and killed by assassins soon after.

I wish that I was immortal.

[ixazncha0six]

When the world is destroyed, you will be alone for infinity.

I wish for super strenght.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

No sex, you'll hurt the girl.

I wish for 24/7 sex.

[ixazncha0six]

You will die from getting fucked by a obese guy. (you never said girl) :twisted:

I wish for fame.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

An Assassin kills you.

I wish for sex 24/7 with GIRLS and no STD's and there not fat or super skinny.

[DarkFate]

Your famous for fucking Ginny.

I wish that there was no such thing as the character Ginny Weasley.

[ixazncha0six]

J.K invents another character to be the one for Harry.

I wish for incredible speed.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

You trip over a rock and die.

I wish for an indestructable body.

[ixazncha0six]

You watch as everyone you love die before you.

I'm perfect and nothing bad happens to me.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Everyone hates your perfectness and leaves you.

I wish for my family and everyone I love to be immortal, including me.

[The Dark Monarch]

you become extremely old along w/ your family. As a result you go crazy from not moving because you developed major arthritus.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

What's your wish?

[The Dark Monarch]

Whoops! I am stupid. My internets messed up so I was just trying to get a answer out and completely forgot my wish.

Anyway I wish for a better internet service.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

It's too powerful and take's over the world.

I wish for people to co-exist and not have problems.

[Xantam]

You have it but they constantly plague you with pop-ups and spam asking for you to upgrade to their premium service.

I wish I was the founder of DLP.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

The admins of now come after you and kill you.

I wish I was mega rich.

[Xantam]

You are robbed and then molested by Ginny.

I wish I had free access to anything i wanted.

[Lady Almaren]

The people who are jealous of you hunt you down and kill you.

I wish the 6th book was never written.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

H/G fans from the world kill you for taking it away.

I wish H/G fans would die a rabie's caused death.

[Lady Almaren]

Then Ginny will turn into THE GINSLUT, hunt you down, and molest you to death.

I wish that all H/D fans die a horrible death involving kitchenware.

[The Dark Monarch]

They are raped to death by giant bone saws of doom but, unfortunatley they like it.

I wish that I could survive underwater if I wanted to.

[Lady Almaren]

Then you'll be mauled by sharks and other underwater creatures.

I wish I went to a different college.

[The Dark Monarch]

You go to a different college but, it's the stupidest college in the world. So you transfer back to your original college.

I wish that I could enstate a law where all H/G shippers are hanged.

[Lady Almaren]

Then a group of republicans find some random loophole that didn't exist before and veto it.

I wish Ron would die in the 7th book.

[Gamblor]

He die's but comes back because his love of Herman is so strong

I wish people wernt such idiots

[The Dark Monarch]

you got your wish people aren't such idiots but, they become stupider to compensate the loss of idiocy. Cows become the dominant species in the food chain.

I wish that I could create alternate realities.

[Xantam]

You create the realities but you get stuck in one where you are constantly forced to watch graphic acting outs of Snape/Harry/Draco/Ron NC-17 fics.

I wish I could use occlumency and legilimency.

[Gamblor]

You get your wish but your mind implodes on it's self killing you.

I wish for a swimming pool full of jelly

[Lady Almaren]

You swim to far in the jelly, get stuck, and die.

I wish I could write the Harry Potter books. (Like their supposed to be written)

[DarkFate]

You write the Harry Potter books, J.K Rowlings writes a book much worse then Harry Potter and everyone loves it.

I wish I could fly!

[Lady Almaren]

You fly to high one day, lose oxygen, and die (I know not very creative)

I wish I was a 4.0 student.

[The Dark Monarch]

Congrats. You became a 4.0 student. Your a student and a 4.0 on the class's most likely to be attacked by rabid ginny fangirls for not liking hg. I hope you go down fighting.

I wish that NO harm in any form could ever befall me.

[Lady Almaren]

Then you'll turn into a emo headcase and write bad H/G fanfiction.

I wish I ruled the world. And that no assassin or anything like that could kill me.

[ixazncha0six]

The world will attemp to fight you, they die and you rule an enpty world.

I wish for a incredble fanfiction writing skills.

[The Dark Monarch]

You get them but, everyone is to stupid to understand your true brilliance.

I wish it wasn't so hot in Arizona.

[ixazncha0six]

Your stalkers will kll you anymore because your not as hot anymore.

I wish I get a 4.0

[The Dark Monarch]

4.0 is a decimal, in fractions it would be 100/100 or 4 wholes.
You have achieved a 4.0 in cash (four dollars) but ye were hit by a big'un of a truck haulling Ginny look-a-likes. :P

I wish to lead the Corleone family in war against the other families.

[Niffler Lord]

Being in the lead, you are the first target of snipers.

I wish I had a well paying job.

[The Dark Monarch]

You are the head of a mafia family you are targeted for TERMINATION.

I wish that I was good at paintball.

[FreakyFInger]

You become the World Champion at Paintball before being assassinated by Draco for taking his spot as the most arogant person in the world.

I wish I could do magic.

[The Dark Monarch]

You set your hair on fire and run screaming into a bus full of Ginny Fangirls who then molest your corpse.

I wish that I could paint my room.

[Niffler Lord]

You pass out from paint fumes.

I wish I could fly.

[The Dark Monarch]

You get stuck in a jet engine. Crashing the plane and killing a hundred Ginny fangirls. Good on you. Too bad you're dead.

I wish I could date a hot girl.

[acedia]

Her boyfriend beats you shortly afterwards.

I wish I had something to say.

[Crazy1]

You say it but everyone ignores you, leading you to go emo.

I wish nintendo hadn't renamed the revolution

[Lady Almaren]

No fucking way! They did! I mean that...no one in nitendo would be able to agree on the name and they never come out with the system, setting for another crappy Harry Potter game.

I wish I was able to write go fanfiction.

[Crazy1]

It ends up buried under 10 tons of slash and H/G fanfic and it never gets read.

I wish i was stronger

[The Dark Monarch]

You become so strong that you are labeled a danger to society and are put down 'for your own good'.

I wish that I could write good music.

[Lady Almaren]

Then no one would realize that it's good music and would continue to listen to Ashley Simpson and Britney Spears.

I wish I knew how to play the piano.

[Crazy1]

Someone places a bomb inside the piano and when you hit a specific note it explodes.

I wish I could complete Second Sight (for (PS2)

[ixazncha0six]

You finish it but then you realize how much time you spent playing the game.

I wish for incredible stamina.

[Bungler]

You become Ginnys new shag toy

I wish I had a new computer

[Lady Almaren]

Once you get it, it'll break down after 3 months and those lazy bastards from Dell won't get off their asses to fix it making you buy another.

I wish I was on the track team.

[Gamblor]

whilst running you get beheaded when running hurdles

I wish i could fly

[Lady Almaren]

You're able to fly but one day you fly too high, realize you can't breathe that high in the atmosphere, and plummet to you death.

I wished I had a GOOD laptop. (Dell Jackasses)

[Jester King]

You get a super cool laptop, but a burgalar breaks in, shoots you, and steals it.

I wish I wasn't failing algebra.

[Gamblor]

you pass algebra but then all the dumass's in your school beat you to death for being a geek.

I wish i had xray vision

[Bungler]

You see snape in hte shower and go blind.

I wish I had a Nice sister

[Schilling]

Your sister is so sickeningly sweet and nice that she drives you insane.

I wish that I could come up with a wish that had nothing wrong with it.

[ixazncha0six]

You kill yourself when you waste a wish so you could think of a great wish.

I wish for happiness around the world.

[Lady Almaren]

You wish for happiness and everyone ends up acting like Richard Simmons. ( Who has to be on some kind of Prozac or something)

I wish I was a great historian.

[Schilling]

you discover who killed someone famous. then, that person kills you.

I wish that i had a liftime supply of potatoes

[Lady Almaren]

You get them and find out they're all spoiled.

I wish I owned Microsoft.

[se7en]

everyone pulls their stocks out of microsoft and u are kicked out into the streets where ginny lookalikes eat u up

I wish i had a really nice cell phone

[DarkFate]

You have a really nice cell phone, too bad its just a toy....

I wish I had millions of dollars and no one could steal it from me, even if im dead.

[se7en]

the american economy dies so u basicly have 1 peso


I wish i could win every drinking contest without dieing

[Niffler Lord]

You win but now your brain doesn't function anymore.

I wish I was a cat.

[Gamblor]

your a cat but someone turns you into a hat

I wish I was immortal

[MudEye]

you are immortal but you stuck forever in a deep hole with Immortal!ginny

i wish all people turn into zombies

[Lady Almaren]

That's good. Until they hunt you down and eat you.

I wish I could sing.

[Sepanto]

All H/g fangirls become Lady Almaren!fangirls.
I wish for a cd with all of the annual ginny killoffs.

[Lady Almaren]

Then I would hunt you down and take it. :P

I wish Stephen King wrote the Harry Potter books. ( I figured they'll be more enjoyable that way with his creepiness and all.)

[Darkside]

Stephen King wrote the Harry Potter books, but noone buys them and he goes bankrupt.

I wish I understood the meaning of the Universe

[ixazncha0six]

You kill yourself when you find out how fucked up the universe is.

I wish for great wisdom.

[Darkside]

You obtain great wisdom but you never get a moment of peace due to people asking for your advice.

I wish a M16 secret agent.

[Lady Almaren]

Then you get in trouble for giving out false information and you're fired.

I wish those dumbass girls in my dorm will stop running up and down the hallway like they have no hometraining.

[ixazncha0six]

Everything will be to quiet and you will get bored to death.

I wish for a new computer.

[Darkside]

You get a new computer, but you overload it and it explodes.

I wish I had a really nice sportscar.

[Lady Almaren]

You get it. Then it's faulty and explodes as soon as you turn it on.

I wish my damn take out would get here. It's been a hour!

[ixazncha0six]

Some asshole decides to jack your ride.

I wish for mind reading powers.

[Darkside]

You read minds, but go insane from the sheer idiocy of the world around you.

I wish I could win a Nobel Prize.

[Lady Almaren]

You get it and they spell your name wrong.

I wish the new episodes of the Dave Chapelle show will come on.

[Schilling]

they come on, but they suck.

i wish that i didn't have to deal with jr high drama bulls#!t

[Darkside]

You grow up to be a jobless bum and wonder why you didn't take your chances with Drama.

I wish I was a world-famous poet.

[Lady Almaren]

You become famous because no one can seem to figure out what you're talking about. (i.e. Shakespeare)

I wish I was a good nurse.

[Gamblor]

your so good everyone asks you to help them and you die of stress

I wish I had an ice cream

[Lady Almaren]

You get it and it's melted.

I wish I had a warm Ham and Pineapple pizza.

[Gamblor]

because it is warm it is swimming in bacteria and you die of ebola

I wish I was 5 again (Life was so easy back then)

[DarkFate]

You get your pizza, you eat it and find out it has alot of salt on it.

I wish for a good gamecube play that can not be bad, explodes and won't work.

[Lady Almaren]

Then the person you stole the GC from beats you up and takes it back.

I wish I were in Italy.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

While there you find out the person you hate most in the world *insert name here* is there on vacation.

I wish no one would answer this.

[Lady Almaren]

Oh, well it sucks to be you then because I just did! :P

I wish I could dance.

[se7en]

you can dance.. but really badly

i wish i was 6 feet tall

[The Dark Monarch]

You do, all over the most important person in your lifes face.

I wish that I knew that they know that I know that they know I know about what they did last summer before august that one time at band camp.

[Niffler Lord]

You know but your mind fires itself coming to that conclusion.

I wish I had a pilot’s license

[Lady Almaren]

You get it then you're plane crashes.

I wish I could go scuba diving.

[Gamblor]

you get ripped apart by octapus's

i wish I was the smartest person ever

[Lady Almaren]

Then you kill yourself when you realize how dumb everyone around you is.

I wish I had a better t.v.

[Gamblor]

you get a wide screen TV but it gets stolen.

I wish Lady Alamren would stop ruining my wishs.

[The Dark Monarch]

you got your wish for this post but that doesn't mean I can't.

I wish for ten thousand tons of Ice cream.

[Niffler Lord]

A hord of kindergardeners trample you as they attack teh ice cream.

I wish I had a Aston Martin.

[Lady Almaren]

Once I figure out what that is you're totally going to lose it somehow.

I wish I had a good car, that can't be stolen or destoyed in anyway and I can't crash it.

[Darkside]

You drive it into a parking lot of identical cars. When you go back to the parking lot, you can't remember which one is yours.

I wish I was the CEO of a large company.

[Lady Almaren]

You become a CEO of a large company: ENRON.

I wish I had a better cell phone.

[Darkside]

You have a really good cellphone, but the actual cellphone plan is horrible, and you have to pay like $1000000 per minute.

I wish my mind was an infinte fountian of creativity.

[se7en]

infinte fountian of creativity.. meaning new ideas for h/g fanfics



i wish i was great at singing

[Darkside]

You are great at singing, but noone buys your songs because they are such imbeciles.

I wish my evil, lazy co-worker would do some work for once.

[Gamblor]

they do so much work there is no need for you and your fired

I wish I could sleep in

[Darkside]

You sleep in so much that you fall into a coma.

I wish people on this forum would read my topics. (blatant self-endorsement)

[Gamblor]

Everyone in the world tries to read them and the internet crashs

I wish I had a magic lamp with a genie (sp?) in it.

[Darkside]

You drop the lamp into a Aladin-esque pit of hot lava.

I wish I had a complete archive of all good HP crossovers..

[Gamblor]

You get it but then it gets delated when you computer crashs.

I wish there were more Independant Harry Fan fics.

[Lady Almaren]

And in all of them Harry is paired with Ginny.

I wish I had a collection of good romance fics. Without Ginny, Draco, or Snape.

[Darkside]

You find the fics, but they are romances between Harry and Dumbledore! :mid2

I wish I could stop time.

[Assassinator_of_Dumbledor]

you stop time but can never start it agian

I wish i could grant any of my own wishes when i say "I wish" without the emotion of hate or anger.

[Gamblor]

whilst happy you say "I wish this day would never end" and get stuck in a groundhog day spiral.

I wish I could drive race cars.

[Crazy1]

You crash and burn, slowly dying.

I wish my friends had anything resembling sanity.

[Darkside]

Your friends have sanity, but now that they are sane you find them very drab and boring.

I wish I could finish my new avatar.

[Crazy1]

Your new avatar comes complete with x amount of viruses that make you computer crash, your internet connection explode and the socket never work again.

I wish I had a high-def TV

[Lady Almaren]

As soon as you turn it on the screen goes out.

I wish I had a Xbox 360. That couldn't break or be harmed in any way.

[Darkside]

You realize that the 360 isn't all that, and Microsoft soon comes out with another, better system that you don't have the money for.

I wish I could solve Math problems instantly.

[Lady Almaren]

Then I'll find you and make you do all of my math homework until you pass out.

I wish I can go home, this dorm sucks.

[Spikes]

You go back to your old home to find that a bunch of ginny fangirls live in it now.

I wish I had a thousand more wishes

[ixazncha0six]

You have more wishes, but you find out they don't come true.

I wish for a 4.0 in my grades.

[Gamblor]

you get 4.0 but find out it is now out of 10

i wish i had a car

[ixazncha0six]

You get a car, but it is broken.

I wish for everything to be free for me.

[The Dark Monarch]

You get a free swim in the pool at the power plant that acts as a radiation shield.

I wish that these supid pop ups would go away.

[Darkside]

Your popups go away, but spyware is implemented into your CPU, thus damning you forever.

I wish I was a really cool badass.

[ixazncha0six]

Other badassases kill you.

I wish I'm the worlds most perfect man and everyone admires me.

[Darkside]

An obsessed fan stalks and kills you.

I wish I could minipulate the space-time continuium(sp?)

[Lady Almaren]

You try. You screw up. And now our world has merged with every bad H/G fanfiction universe.

I wish I had a big house.

[ixazncha0six]

You eventually get lost in it.

I wish for wisdom.

[Gamblor]

Everyone looks to you for advise and you go crazy.

I wish i didn't have to work

[Niffler Lord]

You don't work anymore, you were fired.

I wish I had a mansion.

[Lady Almaren]

You get fired and comr H/D fangirl takes your job.

I wish Mariah Carey (and her abnormally large head) will stop making slutty music videos. She's almost 40 it has to stop!

[LINKed up]

She stops... for a bit.

I wish that people weren't so stupid, in general, and would stop stating the obvious.

[Crazy1]

People begin to say extremely complex and proverbial things that annoy you so much you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

I wish there could be an original Futurama episode.

[LINKed up]

There is, but its worse than "Barney meets Teletubies".

I wish that I was two inches taller.

[Crazy1]

You grow two inches but the next day you shrink to two foot tall.

I wish I was a higher rank on Gate wars

[The Dark Monarch]

Congrats you are the NUMBER ONE! player on gate wars but the reson your'e number one is because no one likes that game anymore but you.

I wish for a copy of the movie Eragon before its out in theaters

[se7en]

u get it.. but the producers accidentaly overtaped it with an infomercial

i wish i had perfect eyesight..like an eagle

[ixazncha0six]

you will regret it when you see an incredibly ugly person.

I wish to be better basketball player.

[Darkside]

You are never found by any talent scouts and spend the rest of your life as an average joe.

I wish my annoying cousin would stop looking over my shoulder.

[ixazncha0six]

He goes away and never talks to you again.

I wish for invicibility.

[Darkside]

You are invincibe. But only in your video games.

I wish I could absorb the memories of anything I touched.

[BlueMagikMarker]

You touch a Harry/Draco/Snape/<Insert Male Character Here> fangirl and recieve all of her wildest fantasies.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner

[Darkside]

Someone eats you. But only after they disect you to find out what you're made of.

I wish I had a personal maid.

[se7en]

You get one.. and her name is ginny

i wish i could breathe underwater

[ixazncha0six]

You can no longer breathe outside of the water.

I wish that I will become better at using computers.

[World]

You become a nerd. You are now better at using computers but suck at everything else, including life.

I wish I wouldn't have to worry about shit (shit, as in, stuff/things).

[se7en]

you dont need to.. because you are dead

I wish I had a pizza right now

[Spikes]

You order a pizza but the cook accidentaly slips rat poison in it.

I wish I had a perfect wish that nobody can ruin.

[Myst]

You hope your wish was granted, but it never happened.

I Wish I had a Dollar.

[Darkside]

You have a dollar, but it is counterfit.

I wish I was a Dark Lord.

[World]

You are a Dark Lord. You are being vanquished by the power of twu wuv by Harry and Ginny...

I wish my teeth would be able to regrow.

[Darkside]

Your teeth regrow but you turn out a bucktooth like Herman.

I wish I could Imperio people.

[World]

The first person you Imperio resists your will and kills you in return.

I wish I had enough money to get by without having to work.

[Myst]

The World falls into a Depression and you are forced to work.

I wish I had a Good fic to read.

[World]

It's H/G

I wish I could grow wings that I could fly with.

[Assassinator_of_Dumbledor]

you fly but you go to high and die

I wish that I was immortal and could make anyone I love immortal

[Myst]

The World blows up and you and all your loved ones float in space for Eternity.

I wish that Tom Felton got killed.

[BlueMagikMarker]

The resulting stampede of fangirls tramples you.

I wish that whoever posts after me will die.

[World]

I die in a suicide rampage, taking you with me.

I wish I knew the secrets of the universe.

(btw, Myst, do you have to capitalize "world"? It makes me feel addressed and I don't want to blow up ... :( )

[Myst]

You learn the Secerts of the Universe, but you are instantly killed by the Aliens.

I wish that humans could live on Mars.


(yes I just had to capitalize the word World, cause I was refering to Earth, if the Earth blew up, youd die to.)

[danfiel]

they do. too bad they're slaves to marsians...

i wish i weren't so smart

[BlueMagikMarker]

You become so stupid that you forget how to chew properly and choke on something.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[World]

You instantly transform into a fish and die, because you cannot get to any waters.

I wish I had a faster computer.

(If you are referring to the Earth, you should not capitalize world, because you can only capitalize "proper nouns" meaning names. So "World" would refer to me, while "world" would refer to "Earth". (Earth is capitalized because in this case it is a name (as in, the Earth, our planet), while there are many possible worlds you could mean, e.g. the Third World, the First World (which would be capitalized)).)

[danfiel]

your computer works so fast that it was no wonder it fried itself up after 5 minutes...

i wish there were no lousy fan fiction writers...

[Assassinator_of_Dumbledor]

all the losy fanfic writers stop and are replaced by slash and ginny/harry writers

I wish that there are no wishes

[World]

În an impressive display of Quantum Mechanics, your wish is fulfilled and, at the same time, not. Somewhere a cat dies and the universe kills you as well in anger.

I wish I could recover all my lost data.

[LINKed up]

You do, but all of it is garbled.

I wish that stuff would happen.

[World]

Stuff happens, but not to or with you, or even in your general vicinity. Everyone is entertained except for you.

I wish I could sing.

[Assassinator_of_Dumbledor]

you start singing perfectly and hit a high note that breaks every glass in the world and kills you with its shards


I wish that People would stop wishing things and all the old wishes are null and void

[World]

No one wishes for anything anymore, this thread dies and with it the whole forum, causing you to die of lonelyness.

I wish people would stop making stupid wishes about people making no more wishes or wishing for the wish not to be fulfilled.

[Myst]

People start spamming this thread with stupid wishes, and wishes not to be granted.

I wish I had a cat.

[danfiel]

you get a cat with an uncanny resemblance to GinSlut...

I wish breakfast were ready...

[BlueMagikMarker]

Breakfast is ready... this morning you're having fried leg of Ginny... and eggs.

I wish, I wish upon a star... for a brand new car... ?

[Cervus]

You get a new car... It's a three-wheeled Robin Reliant. The kids from round the corner turned it upside down while you were in it.

I wish that by wishing in this wishing thread for and unlimited supply of wishes I would receive the wishes I wished for.

[BlueMagikMarker]

Upon wishing your wish for unlimited wishes in this wishing thread, you receive unlimited wishes, but only for which you may have as much Harry/Snape action as you wish. (Wow that was nuts)

I wish for all incomprehensible tounge twisters to, hereby, dissappear.

[ixazncha0six]

You find out the terrible truth that the world is like a drama movie, some happy moments but most of it sucks ass.

I wish for the greatest wish ever.

[Sepanto]

You were, before you got a serious bacne...
I wish that someone would record all of the agko's(Anuual ginny kill offs) and put them on each hinny site in existence/

[Lord Osiris]

they post them all only to start causing mass genocide to the Dark Harry supporters.

I wish that my Ex-girlfriend catchs several STD's and transfers them to the people i hate.

[danfiel]

your ex-GF contracted several STDs passing them to the people you hate. somehow, though, your current girlfriend contracts it from them who then passes it to you... ;P

I wish I could go steady with a girl more than 4 weeks(Its a curse! "I" always break up with them after the 4th week)...

[Dark Jedi Knight]

You get forced into an arranged marriage with a Ginslut look-alike.

I wish I were a Jedi.

[The Dark Monarch]

You are one of the most insightful jedis ever, but the cool kickass sith kill you.

I wish I could date Ginny. (Ha Lets see something bad happen to the already worst situation in the world. Nothing worse can happen.)

[Fuegodefuerza]

You date Ginny, she slips you a love potion, you are now married with 13 kids, you live in a 100 square foot house with one story and you work for minimum wage at a McDonald's because she wants a "family man" that isn't a workaholic.

I wish that I could play guitar as well as Yngwie Malmsteen.

[The Dark Monarch]

You play the guitar so well and so much that your fingers fall off and when Ginny captures you and does BDSM and lets Snape have his way with you, you cannot untie the ropes with which you are bound to escape. After that you are then raped by yours and ginnys offspring.

I wish for more computer memory.

[danfiel]

you wished for it... you were granted with 1 more byte of computer memory...

i wish the person who wished before me gets granted more stupid wishes...

[World]

He wishes for you to die. His wish is granted.

I wish the trip to Spain wouldn't take so fucking long.

[Dark Jedi Knight]

Teleportation is developed, but they lose your genitals in transit.

I wish I was the manager of an all girls dorm.

[LINKed up]

You become on, but the girls hate you and all think that you are a pervert because you are clumsy and end up in bad situations with them. (Heh, Love Hina.)

I wish, I wish, I was a fish. :P

[Lady Almaren]

You get turned into a fish and I bake you in mushroom sauce.

I wish I had a good job.

[Cervus]

You get a good job but due to recent accident with a rabid camel you can no longer accept it.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

[chronic dragon]

the witch gets her wish granted so you dont wish anyones wish, but someone grants everyone elses wish (i think i got it right, not really sure)

i wish this thread would just die a horrible death or get deleted.

[The Dark Monarch]

It does but then some Hariginnies (washes keyboard) find the site and decide to replace this thread with a HG Fluffathon and completly destroy the gaming subforum.

I wish I had time to watch the third Godfather movie.

[ShishKabob]

You do watch it but as you are watching it, engrossed in the reality that is Godfather, your house burns down and you don't notice, and you die.

I wish I was the President.

[Crazy1]

You turn out to be worse than Bush and get ousted in one month of your inauguration. (I think I spelled that right, if not can someone correct me.)

I wish I could use the Stargate

[Antivash]

You get to use the Stargate, but halfway through your trip it suddenly shuts down and you die a horrid death in space.

I wish all you people would stop post-whoring in this section and let the Admins delete it.

[Xantam]

Your wish is granted... Seriously go ahead delete it. I'm sorry I started it

I wish I hadn't started this topic.

[The Dark Monarch]

Your wish is granted, you didn't start this topic. In its place there is a thread dedicated to watching paint dry.

I wishI could find something more productive to do right now.

[Litha Riddle]

Your wish is granted, you are made to count the different ways Ginny dupes Harry into dating her so all fic writers can avoid them.

I wish I were a Metamorphmagus then I can hide my first grey hair:mad:

[Giovanni]

You are able to hide your first gray hair, however once you have turned 80 without physically aging past 25, you are forced to star in a series of low budget porno movies filmed in sub-saharan Africa in order to pay your assisted living facility bills. You die of Super-AIDS.

I wish that the world ended and I died... Yeah try and screw that one up :)

[huntedorange]

The world has ended and you are dead however you are reborn in an alternate reality and are a sex slave to Molly Weasley

i wish i could walk on water

[Xantam]

God damnit! i was trying to let this thread die! So please help me do that or have someone lock/delete it.

[Giovanni]

Your wish is granted... You can walk on water, however due to this miracle Evangelical Christians see you as Christ's Second Coming. After being paraded around by them you are kidnapped by Fred Phelps and forced to endorse the Westboro Baptist Church.

You are then executed by militant feminists after being tortured for years.

I wish that every single bad thing in the world happened to me.

[madeyemoody]

Your wish is granted and through every bad horrible event you become stronger and discover the meaning of life and find love in the arms of a beautiful caring MILF who leaves you for gilfred godfried which causes you to become a born. again. christian.

I wish people were intelligent enough to not rely on religion

[BlueMagikMarker]

People are intelligent enough not to rely on religion, now they get into constant philosophical debates over the reasons that people used to rely on religion.

I wish a wish for stylish fish which swish and twitch in endless bliss. (Try to say that five times fast)

[The Dark Monarch]

you get the fish but they die. (unoriginal I know) On a sidenote.
(I wish a wish for stylish fish which swish and twitch in endless bliss. X 5 = I win.)


I wish To be in one of the godfather movies.

[madeyemoody]

Your wish is granted but you play Mr. Woltz's horse Khartoum and we all no how that ended :)

I wish I still lived in Las, Vegas (because my babysitter was a stripper named Kandi)

[The Dark Monarch]

You live there but she moved to where you moved away from. (on a sidenote Damn your lucky my babysitter looked exactly like ginny.)

I wish everything bad to happened to me. ( Ha try to make something bad out of that.)

[Sepanto]

Everything does. after being raped by rabid h/g fangirls, buggered by snape,voldemort and draco at the same time, you turn into an EMO!
I wish JKR would incorporate in the place of book seven the ANUAL GINNY KILLOFF!

[CGB]

She did. But some mental instable H/G Fan girls exchanged JKR version with their own, which is then released.

I wish I wouldn't need to go to school.

[Taure]

Your wish is granted. You are happy with your life and suffer no ill consequences. The end.

[Skade]

I wish that people would type in 95% error free typing or not at all.

[KANE]

Your wish is granted, no one types at all. Your stuck on your own surfing an abandoned DLP because everyones enjoying their 'real' lives instead. Now you have no choice but to read the only fanfics left in the world HP/GW/DM threesomes w/ BDSM SLASH AND DOM.

i wish for three more wishes.

[Litha Riddle]

You are granted them but they are delivered by a sex deprived Ginny Weasley on the female viagra:eek: (I'll leave the rest to your imagination Muahahaha)

I wish I could cast the Avada Kadavra then I could kill off my neighbours without getting caught.:splatter:

[Dark Jedi Knight]

You can, but the newborn child of one of your neighbours somehow refects it back onto you, leaving you as a bodyless spirit.

EDIT: I wish I was the most powerful person ever.

[The Dark Monarch]

Everything is gone. Anything you know, could have known, or ever was is gone you are just alone floating in an endless void of nothingness.Your life has no meaning. But since you are the only thing that exists you are all powerful.

On a happier note I wish I had male veela powers, but no diseased girl or ginslut can come near me. (Booya!)

[Dark Lord Rostam]

All the girl's fight over you and kill each other. You are just left with the diseased and Ginslut and to further life you choose to go to them.

I wish I was all knowing.

[Dark Jedi Knight]

Your head fills with so much knowledge that it drives you insane.

I wish I knew how to play Master of Orion 3 (damn game takes forever to become competent in).

[KANE]

You learn how to play Master of Orion 3, but no one wants to play with you. It took you fifty years of you life to learn how to play, and now your life has been wasted.

I wish for an inhumane, flawless anti-virus system.

[World]

The system eradicates the most common source for errors: the user

I wish for more attention

[Fuegodefuerza]

The attention comes from Ginslut, who proceeds to stalk you for the next fifty years.

I wish that the Rangers had decent pitching and that they make the World Series.

[Amerision]

They make the world series. You bet your entire estate, and lose it when the rangers lose miserably.

I wish for the person under me to grant me something pleasant without any ill/unpleasant/bad, etc) effects. (Beat that!)

[jbern]

Okay something pleasant. I transfigure you into a happy go lucky girl, with deep chocolate brown pools for eyes and firey red hair that glows in the firelight. You are mischeivous and terribly popular. You enjoy Harry Potter more than you ever thought possible. You are Ginevra Molly Weasley and you are very happy about that.

I wish people with protruding nosehair would realize that they need a trim. I mean seriously, try holding a conversation with someone with a nasal herbology experiment going on. It's disgusting.

[Amerision]

My dad gets a trim...and kills you for making it happen.\

I wish that I became a better writer.

[SLASH SUCKS]

You become the Next Jk Rowling, but as you are writing, you develop Carpal Tunnel Syndrom so severe that you go into early retirment and never fully recover dieing a horrible death and never finishing your life's work.

I wish that slash fic writers all had an orgy, got AIDS, and then died wiping eachother out with their unnaturalness, and saving us decent folk from their perverted HP fannon.

[Skade]

Your wish is granted, unfortunately your little sister was a slash fic writer and died with them.


I wish that poptarts were bigger than life

[jbern]

Your wish is granted. You shrink down to one inch in size next to an open 12 pack of cinnamon brown sugar pop tarts. They are quite simply massive. Eventually the smell of your treasures attracts the ants. Arming yourself with a piece of a broken staple which you use like a spear. You fight battle after horrible battle against your insect nemesis. You carve armor out of their chitinous exoskeletons. You become a savage legend among the ants, a horrible monstorous legend told and retold to scare the little larvae. The death wails of the ants haunt your nightmares, but you sooth them away with the delicious taste of the brown sugary filling. You separate out the cinnamon which is a natural poison to them. (It really is. See you learn something useful in the strangest places.) With your armor, spear and shield made from thorax plating you become the one inch tall god you always wanted to be.

I wish my ear hair would stop growing and my regular hair would make a comeback.

Jim

[huntedorange]

It does but it grows at 2 metres per hour and you end up tripping over it all the time and eventually die when it grows down a drain in the middle of a street causeing you to get run over.

I wish i was able to interface with computers

[DarthBill]

Your wish is granted. You contract a virus and are now a ward of an institute for the mentally disabled, having gone insane from a constant inpour of spam mail and pop-ups.

I wish I could move in and out of television at will.

[Dark Jedi Knight]

You can, but you get stuck in a re-run of Ally McBeal for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had my own orbital Battle Station.

[huntedorange]

You do but it is infected with replicators and is over-run, nothing you did was able to stop them and in the end you had to self destruct the whole station to save earth.

i wish i had a photographic memory