The Random Topic Thread

[Amerision]

A social experiment...

We tried something like this in our English class.

You start with a topic, and just run with it.

Debate, Inform, Joke, Laugh, Whatever.

The fun of this game is watching how the thread evolves over time.

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Rules:

You can't talk about something totally unrelated. If you want to change the topic, change it slowly, add suggestions, relate, etc.

Don't flame.

Keep respectful.

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I'll start with...

Computers.

Do you think we're all being addicted?

Is it replacing human contact?

[3rdeye]

Not at all. I mean, you can't go to cyber bars, get drunk and smack some guy who thought you were a stripper, like you can in real pubs. Also getting drunk and going to pubs helps you get new freinds. So no, I don't think it is. And getting addicted? No way, or else we'd all be obese. Though most countries have countless obese people.

[Fuegodefuerza]

Well, obesity could also come from greasy fast food and no exercise. Of course, computers probably contribute to the latter, but still, eating unhealthily is a major factor when considering your fatness.

[Giovanni]

I wouldn't go that far -- it's not really the fast food that makes you fat, it's the not excercising AND eating fast food that makes you fat. Thats why whenever I eat fast food I have either just got done with a sports game/practice.

[Amerision]

Well, our food has gotten pretty shoddy over time.

Most of what we eat has some form of chemical additives to make it last longer.

These things probably have some sort of effect on our health...which maybe accounts for all the weird ass diseases we've been getting lately that weren't around a century or two ago.

[standard]

It does not account for most of the diseases. The lack of diseases can be blamed to improvements in medical science. Speaking of which many people try to become doctors, lawyers, and such but fail. Do you think failing at studies is related to stupidity?

[World]

Not necessarily. They may have been unfairly treated, not supported enough, had personal problems, were not adequately prepared, didn't know enough, didn't apply themselves enough, didn't know how to study effectively or were just plain lazy. But, I'm sure there are some that are just plain stupid ;P

[Amerision]

Well, people like to dream they're going to be Doctors and Lawyers, thinking it's a quick and guaranteed way to become rich.

We dream alot these days, I think it's a like a place we can escape the harsh cold realities of life.

People are getting depressed more and more often then ever before.

Is this the results of society's growing pressures on the individual?

[standard]

No.

I believe that to be rich and successful, one must have the right amount of luck, courage, ability, and sheer preservence. Maybe that is why success is so hard to achieve? The people who try their best just don't have the other three qualities necessary to succeed?

[Amerision]

We're becoming a success driven society...of course that's not all bad, but we are taking it to new heights.

I mean, we set up play dates for our kids to get them in the right "group".

Teens are doing 2 sports, an instrument, and private lessons on something or another.

Parents are now like helicopters, hovering over their young adult children.

Did you know more and more employers are facing the applicant's parents as well as the applicant his/herself?

A new trend as appeared in employment offices across the US.

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"So Mr. Smith, what do you think? Will you work for the Acme Corperation?"

Mr. Smith squirmed a bit in his seat.

"Eh, can I get back to you on that? I'll need to ask my parents for some advice. Until when does this offer stand?"

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Mothers and Fathers are supporting their children further than ever in history, giving them their old rooms after college, and hunting jobs for them.

[standard]

I believe that parents should not give a damn about their kids. They should let the kids fend for themselves. So if they start crying let them deal with it themselves. But this poses an interesting question. If parents remain uncaring about their children will they turn into uncaring adults? Is that a minus for society as a whole?

[Amerision]

^That's a bit cold...

Homo Sapiens are a species that have evolved to raise their children with care.

If parents remain uncaring about their children will they turn into uncaring adults? Is that a minus for society as a whole?

These children often grow up to be sociopaths, people who are uncaring of the world and its people.

No, Harry Potter isn't an exception. He, by all means, should have been a psychopath by his sixth year. People don't grow through a life like his and not be affected.

Tom Riddle is the perfect example.

[World]

I don't think a human could simply grow up and become a functioning member of society without any sort of parental guideance. No way.

[standard]

Rowling also mentioned/implied in the sixth book that he had some brain problems.

Do pyscopaths and murderers deserve to live? I thiink they should be executed because prisons holding people with lifeterm sentences are a waste of time, energy, food, and money.

[World]

Wherever was that mentioned?

Seems pretty harsh to me. Not a friend of basic human rights, are you?

[Amerision]

We could go a long way with that argument:

Can anyone be a criminal then?

If a man does crimes simply because he was raised that way, or abused to become that way, can you blame him?

Is it the parent's fault?

[World]

Hmm let's not play the blame game. It's hardly possible who's fault it is. It might be the social circles, the parents, some random event in one's life or a certain attitude towards society.
Though it certainly would be important to find the most important factors and try to eliminate them.

If you think about punishment, it is also a deterrent, so in that case the blame is not important.

[Amerision]

I wonder if TridentWatch/Cupspeaker/standard had a childhood lacking of attention?

Maybe that's why he hasn't taken his third ban in 40 days as a hint...

[World]

Well, you could look at the numbers of bans dlps have received in #dm. would you say they're not getting it?
Yes I know it's something quite different, but just saying. tri really seems stupid ^_^

Anyway, parents are a very important influence on the children in their formative years, so it's pretty probable. Especially considering many parents use the things like TV and computer to keep their children occupied.

[Amerision]

TV...

Are we turning our minds numb with this thing?

Tvs bring rapid entertainment...young children with developing brains that are exposed to this grow their brain to be used to rapid changes in attention...ie, new commercial, the show is on, change of channel, etc.

This results in ADD often.

[World]

I pretty much dislike TV. I only watch if I'm eating and need some additional distraction or if there is something that really interests me. The latter doesn't really happen, though. I really really hate commercials. Urgh, let's not talk about those.

[SLASH SUCKS]

It costs $36,000 to house a healthy prisoner anually, for women it could be tripled that and for eldery prisoners it could be up to $70,000 a year. This is actually cheaper than executing them. The reason for this is after all the appeals and court fees it can result in the millions just to have one prisoner killed.

Sociopaths need to be incapacitated from society, and the Death penatly isn't even a deterent. If the death penatly were say a bullet to the back of the head, like the chinese did to their opiat user citizens in the early part of the 20th century then I would be all for killing the prisoners quickly, painlessly, and cheaply. However, we are a nation about human rights and this would be considered inhumane also the fact that U.S. methodology of death penalty isn't cost effective makes imprisonment the better choice.

Parents are the main reason for children turning to a life of crime. They point the blame to violent video games and movies, when in reality there is no proof that kids playing these games will go postal. It's rediculous I watched rated R movies with my dad when i was 4 years old. Yes I'm sure it wasn't the smartest thing in the world, but I also have never been in contact with the police for breaking the law, I go to college, get decent grades, play sports, and for the most part am completly normal. Parents quickly point the finger at everyone else, when they produced the fuckups that litter are prisons.

[Fuegodefuerza]

I don't watch TV either. It's just a waste of time, IMO. The only shows that I watch are sports, b/c the others are mostly commercials.

On that vein, who here is looking forward to the World Cup? I think it's gonna be awesome. 45 minutes of straight soccer, no interruptions? Sounds pretty kickass to me. I'm gonna have to say that I'm rootin' for Brazil this year, as they are completely loaded. Although that 6'8" Czech guy sounds like he could be a total badass, also.

[World]

Strangely enough, even though I'm residing in Germany, I tend not to care for the World Cup too much. Someone mentioned to me yesterday (meaning the 8th.) evening something about the opening game the following day. I complete forgot that it was already supposed to start. Well, time flies.
Anyway, I doubt Germany will make it past the quarter finals if at all, and even if they should make it into the finals like in 2002, I seriously doubt they're going to win.

[SLASH SUCKS]

I'll probably watch half the U.S games. I am busy with school, work, and a buttload of other shit.

I hope the U.S. at least makes a good showing don't really care as long as they dont own goal us or start a fight with another country then i'm cool with it.

[3rdeye]

America? I'm still suprised they made it through qualifying. Their football is basicly, in my opinion, a rip-off of our Rugby.

[World]

Haha, well, the english have a habit of inventing a sport and then starting to suck in it ;)

But, since in 15 minutes the first game will start, I think I'll have to forgoe breakfast after getting up at 5.35 pm...

[3rdeye]

We English do not suck at rugby! We are ashit at tennis, cricket and football! That is all! but most of them are rubbish any way. And plus, America stole rounders(Baseball) and our Netball(Basket ball, you just let them move around)

[World]

Ah well, it seems the World Cup has me interested enough to watch the first game live.
Anyway, I heard the US are getting better at soccer, so let's see what they can do.

[3rdeye]

Better at soccer? Who knows, maybe there will be a sudden upsurge in footballs. Reckon we can convince them that there SOCCER is actually called FOOTBALL and i hate football.*looks at the empty theatre in front of him* Arh, im a useless comedian

[Master Slytherin]

Err England aren't shit at football. They have one of the most powerful squads in the world.

[3rdeye]

I know, Master Slytherin, i'm just a pessimist who likes to make people feel stupid

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Well, that don't really work for you, since you seem to make yourself stupid, but that's just one man's opinion.

Also, Netball was derived from basketball. More importantly, it was made in the United States. If you’re going to accuse of a country stealing a sport, get your facts straight.

[Amerision]

Props to DLR for setting things straight.

Also, why do you thing the World Cup is so thought so little of in the US?




On another note, see how much the thread has evolved?

[Random Guy]

Well at least where I live, most people like Basketball and American Football more. Watching soccer bores me for some reason. I prefer sports like basketball where scoring is more frequent.

[3rdeye]

Football bores me as well. I still watched todays England match though. And man was that ref biased! How come so many people are biased.

And Amerision your right, subjects can take random turns.

[World]

By the way, I was wondering, how is the World Cup broadcasted at your place of residence? We have covering both in Pay-TV and public broadcasting (if you have a TV, you pay a certain amount to the state and you can receive the public programs, which include the World Cup live).

[Myst]

Most games are on regular cable tv channels like ESPN and ESPN2

[Missy]

Speaking of ESPN, what are your views of Cheerleading being a sport?

[Amerision]

Pffff

Football? Tennis?

Cheerleading is a real sport, a manly one too.

If you have the balls to cheerlead, you are the epitome of manhood.

[World]

At least if you're one of those who throw around all the girls ... otherwise ... >_<

[Missy]

If you have the balls to cheerlead, you are the epitome of manhood.

I resent that. I dont have balls. I have boobs. =-P
...
Is it just me or are there more guys on here than girls?

[World]

It's just you.

No really, there are (not much) more males on the internet, and while there are more females in fanfiction, they're not here. If you want more girls, go read slash or H/G. That's where I'd guess most of them hang out.

[Missy]

Most males only go on the internet for porn. Most. Not all. The girls that are reading slash or H/G can go curl up in a corner and die. They can take the slut with them too.

[Amerision]

Most males only go on the internet for porn. Most. Not all.

Well that's not true at all.

We do stuff, then porn.

I don't know a single man who goes to the internet primarily for porn.

Porn is pretty important though.

One thing, however. Females like slash way more than guys like femslash.

[Missy]

There are men out there that only go on the computer for porn. I dont know who they are, but they exist. In China. I'm a female. I've never read a single slash story. I guess that makes me the black sheep.

Why do you like sheep so much?

[Amerision]

I just like Sheep.

They're utterly stupid looking and clueless.

They must have some kind of hidden super intelligence!

Plus, what's cooler than a heavily armed, badass, wooly, retarded looking animal that goes "Bahahha"?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2003/NewZealandPrepares.jpg

[Missy]

Lmao. Cute. Whats cooler than a sheep decked out in army shit is...Uhm.
A ...Duck wearing a tutu...Dancing to uhmm...Candy shop?

[World]

To say most men go on the internet only for porn is hardly true. Even if there were men who only do that, I'd hardly think they'd be in any western country. Simply because there is pretty much stuff you can do except for porn, so when you're done with porn, there's still much to do.

On the other hand, I would agree without a doubt that nearly all men do use the internet for porn.

Amerision: You a fan of Worms?

[Missy]

Hunh. Didnt think of it that way. I like your little dancing banana guy.

[Amerision]

Why worms?

Worms are useless, flobbering masses.

Sheep can hide stuff in their mass of wool such as bombs, nuclear weapons, weed, pot, a cuban cigar, and hot babes.

What could possibly be cooler?

[Missy]

What could possibly be cooler?

A sheep that hide drop dead sexy guys in its masses. Along with my makeup bag and a mirror. And..my spare set of car keys for when I lock myself out. >.<

[3rdeye]

I know what would be cooler. A sheep that has MPD. One day it has a plan to destroy the world, the next it's a hippie! Know that would be funny!

[Missy]

...A hippie sheep? Nahh. A transvestite sheep would be funny.

[World]

Amer: I meant the computer game. Y'know, with supersheep and such stuff...

Banana: Yeah, I like him too. Giovanni doesn't, though :(
I like your signature.

[Litha Riddle]

I too think that sheep have a hidden agenda.
No animal can be that intentionally stupid. I think they are just trying to lull us into a false sense of security.
Also they have those weird eyes that stare at you.

It's amazing how intimidating a mindless stare can be. Who knows what thoughts lurk beneath the surface.

I'm sure they are planning a take over with the cows. It would explain why only cows and sheep had foot and mouth. It was really a suicide mission using biological warfare, with the ultimate goal being our destruction.

Do you think the worlds animals could be plotting against us all? Or am I getting paranoid

[Missy]

Thanks World. I got it from...Oh wait, your a guy, you wouldnt want to read Stephanie Plum.

Sheep must have a hidden agenda. Theres no other explanation. Or...they could be plotting to get revenge for shaving them bald every time they get too woolie.

[Myst]

Yea lets blame the shepards for everything.. btw, Wool is a very useful thing in the winter... I wonder if the sheep think that to.

[World]

Meh, shepards are merely tools that the sheep use so they aren't bothered by meager humans. Very slytherinesque. Or rather, sheeplike ...

[madeyemoody]

New topic: Directed toward primarily the male populace of DLP
Weird Question ahead....

Which is better in your opinion the orgasm or the piss afterwards?
Told you it was weird

[Amerision]

The orgasm.

Strangely enough, I find myself jealous of females.

WEIRD QUESTION AHEAD

Do you females really have better orgasms?

Guys just grunt and stay still for a moment.

It seems, (from info from a friend of a friend, and from literature) that the female orgasm is much more all-encompassing and intense.

Of course, there is the issue that many females can hardly orgasm anyways...

Am I wrong?

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And yes, Sheep set the standard for cunning. Maybe Slytherin was half-sheep?

Why could he talk to snakes? Did he have braytongue?

[Masked Critic]

As I heard it from a hermaphrodite, neither orgasm is "better" than the other. Just different.

Don't ask me where I found a hermaphrodite.

[Amerision]

That doesn't count, as hermaphrodites are the same person with different organs. The mechanism that causes an orgasm is the same, only the sourceof stimulation is different. They are still wired for a male nervous system if originally male, or female is they were originally female.

[Missy]

....
Girls have better orgasms.

[Amerision]

Do it and find out?

I lack any female sex organs...

But yes, sheep were a better topic.

Have you heard of Lord Fenton, the DeathSheep from Hell?

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7191/index2.html

I am Fenton, the Death Sheep From Hell, and I am bent on global domination. Unlike a certain lab mouse I will not name, my ambitions do not stop at ruling the world. No, Earth is but a stepping stone on the road to galactic domination. The humans who submit to me now may find a place in the coming sheepocracy. Those who do not...well, let's just say you don't want to be one of them.

[Missy]

That sheep seemed full of himself. Mice are gross and disgusting and they should be shot. ...
SHEEPOCRACY? Sweet. Where did you find this?

Do it and find out?

Be gay for a day. ;)

[World]

Be gay for a day. ;)

I doubt that being gay would give him the ability to experience a female orgasm ...

I vote for renaming Slytherin to Sheeperin

[Missy]

Probably not. But..he could find that being gay would be more satisfactory than being straight.

I'm with World on the Sheeperin thing.

[Amerision]

Probably not. But..he could find that being gay would be more satisfactory than being straight

I'm pretty sure I like girls.

Getting sodomized doesn't sound like my idea of fun.

[Missy]

Ohmygod. I jus took a huge ass bite out my apple. And the inside is all brown. Ughhh.

So. You like girls. I like guys. And...You have a slight obsession with sheep.
Funky.

[World]

Now there's a pairing made in heaven ...

[Missy]

Posted by World
Now there's a pairing made in heaven ...

Hunh. You want the goat? Cuz, I'd rather have the guy. Goats smell, bad.

[World]

Err.. I was talking about you two ... not factoring in any goats ... which, in my opinion, must not be factored in ...

They're to machiavellian for my taste...

[Amerision]

Goats are not sheep.

Sheep are infinitely cooler.

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I this is getting out of hand...

[Missy]

Your with the goat now. Okiedoke?
Can you define Machiavellian?

Edit thingy: I MENT SHEEP. I was busy...eating my wheat thins...

[World]

Well, since Amer is taken now with that sheep, I'd like to say, I like girls.

I don't need to define it, I can have it defined for me. See here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiavellian_(band)

[Missy]

Do you guys have names? Or does everybody jus go by the little..thingy names. Anywho. I ment sheep. Gahd. -.-
HAA. Wikipedia dosnt have an article with the definition.

Double stuffed chocolate oreos are yumMy.

[World]

That link got screwed by vB. Not my fault. I fixed it.

Yes we have names other than our nicknames. As much as I'd hope your parents didn't name you Banana Pie Mhmhm...

[Missy]

Blehh. My parents gave me a homo name. I'd rather have Banana Pie Mhmhm.
That is one..different band.

[World]

Yeah, I really meant this one, but hey ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiavellianism

Well i could say mine is unique ... ... except for some little shitter down the street being given the exact same name ... ...

Anyway, you show me yours I'll show you mine? ^^

[Missy]

Hmphhh. >.<
No body has my name. Well. They do. Its just not spelled the same.
Cady.

[Amerision]

I am not a sheephumper.

I like girls.

Sheep just happen to be animagus form of choice. Who would ever suspect a sheep of treachery?

And by the way.

I'm Mike.

[Missy]

Hi Mike. Nice to meet you. I'm Cady. 99.9% of the time people pronounce my name wrong. For instance, in 7th grade I had a math teacher (Substitute) call me Lady for the entire 45 minutes I was in that class room. And on this in house writing thing, I was put down as Chad. Chad for the love of sheep.

...
Yeah.
Hi.

[World]

The thing is, who would suspect a sheep standing in a busy mall of treachery? Or anywhere else where something important might happen. That's something entirely different.

My name is Jannek.

[Bungler]

I'm gonna jump in here and give you my name and its Emil.

I dont like my name but its what you get when you're sisters name you and are 4 and 9 years old at the time =P

And whats with all the sheep?

[Missy]

Yeah...But the sheep would be invisible. Because. The sheep is the shit.

Nice to meet you Jannek.

I'm bored out of my minddddd.

[World]

Of course, I didn't factor in the sheeps pure eliteness. My bad.

Nice to meet you too, Cady. And hi to Mike as well. And Emil. I'd say that there are worse names. The sheep are a recreational thing to Mike. That way, he figured out that they were far more cunning than anyone else. After all, who would suspect a sheep?

Cady, I guess you're not a soccer fan then, ey?

[Bungler]

Soccer is one of the most boring sports to watch! But its fun to play with friends when you dont have anything to do.

Maby its somthing worng with me but I love to play sports with friends but I cant stand watching anything without geting bored

[Missy]

I like soccer. I'm to tired to fight for the remote.

[Bungler]

My name was a real killer to have when I was a kid. Got tesed all the time cuz I had the same name as a character in tv show.

[Amerision]

Man, I'd hate to think about all the carnage terrorists could cause if they started making sheepicide bombers.

They could hide bombs under all the wool and march them everywhere.

Of course, the sheep would immediately walk back to the terrorists and take them out, because Sheep are just that uber.

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Right.

Let's switch topics before the Sheepocracy gets out of hand.

So...How often do you guys take showers? I go once a day unless I'm not seeing anyone important or going to school.

I can't stand being even slighty dirty or sweaty around people, and get paranoid...fast.

[Bungler]

Take one once a day if Im doing somthing like school or get really sweaty like sports then I take a shower directly after. I can go on once every two days if I'm home sitting around doing nothing.

[Missy]

Mike, has anybody ever told you that your really random? Cuz...You are, more than me. And thats practicly impossible.

I take two showers a day. One in the morning before I dump 4 different products into my mass of hair. One at night to wash the product out of my hair. I dont sweat. And I see very important people everyday: The hot sweaty guys that are building a house down the road. Mmm..YumMy.

[Bungler]

Thats probably why he started this topic.

If you're bored why dont you go and look at those sweaty, stinky, tubby workers?

[Missy]

They're not tubby. One of them even has a six pack. And its hot out. And I ran 2 miles today. I'm pooped. No more movement.

[World]

Poor Emil. Anyway.

Apparently I'm in the norm, once a day if there's anything happening, after sports, or every second day at least.

2 miles? Why, I am impre- no, wait, that's what? 3.2 kilometers? That's not a third of what I ran. I mean, eh, yeah, nice.

But I agree with the "no movement" sentiment.

[Amerision]

Try joining the track team :roll:

The worst year of my life that was.

Last year I was constantly exausted with a combined total of around 20 miles a week, sometimes more.

[Litha Riddle]

I shower every day if I can, I love water.
I used to think they got my birthdate wrong cause I love all water sports.
I trying to go swimming at least 3 times a week when I've got the money.
In an olympic sized pool I can usually do 30 laps each tie I go.

I just wish I lived closer to the ocean, I hate being a land lubber.

I tried to join the navy but didn't like the thought of stupid wars.
I still like my water sports though.
Litha (Aka Lisa)

[Amerision]

Yes! Hit the Big 500.

I was never a good swimmer. I always felt like I had alot of pressure on my lungs when I did, and I got tired pretty fast.

And my crawls just suck

[World]

Meh, I'm about to do up to 40 miles a week training for a Marathon. But yeah, it sucks to be exhausted the whole evening because of that.

Swimming I'm not so great, I hate to open my eyes under water and my crawls suck more than your crawls, Mike. Oh, didn't you know posts in the Games section didn't count? I'd have 206 posts if they did... >.<

I like to take long showers, but those who pay for the water don't like that obviously ... >_>

[Missy]

Long showers are great. They're even better if you have somebody to share them with ;)

9th grade I played football and ran track. 10th grade I ran cross country and track. And this year, I did basketball and track. Mehhh.

Why dont posts in the games section count?

[World]

Those who can read are greatly advantaged: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=1940

I haven't taken a bath in ages.

[Amerision]

Jacuzzis are infinitely better.

Showers have nothing on them.

[Missy]

Ahh. I see. Makes sense. You havent had a bath in ages? How about a shower? Skinny dipping? ANYTHING?

[World]

I might have mentioned that I shower at least every second day? I hope you remember that. Showers are just normally for cleaning rather than enjoyment. I'd have the opportunity if I wanted, but I guess I'd just get bored lying around in the tub...

[Missy]

I missed that. Hot tubs are yummy. A heated pool is even better.

[Bungler]

Was probably 5 months since I had a bath the last time. Oh and I havent gone skinny dipping since I was 15, moved away from the lake.

[Missy]

I take bubble baths all the time. I dont think I'd go skinny dipping in a lake. All those unidentifiable creepy crawlie thingies floating around. And the fish yuckie. Jus....yuck.

[World]

Mh, if you had one ... I only know of two people with some kind of swimming pool, and only one's a real pool. Don't talk to me about heating ...

(Google Earth revealed three more in this part of town ...)

[Bungler]

Sweden got pretty good lakes in pratille, no creepy crawlies or wired fishs.

[Missy]

I had a pool for 4 years. Then I decided that I wanted to go to Australia this July, so I convined my parents to sell it to pay for some of my expenses.

In Wisconsin, sometimes you find dead people floating in the water. And if your real lucky you'll find a frozen cat when the snow melts.

[World]

So your family lost their pool because you wanted to go down under? Heh, well, if they're agreeable...

I have no lake near me where I could go swimming ...

[Missy]

Lol. My dad paid for most of it. I was the only one who ever really used to pool anyway.

Theres lotsa lakes by me. Like..Lake Winneseptic (sp?) And the school pond. Anddd..my uncles pond. And the neighbors pond. And the other neighbors pond. >.<

[SLASH SUCKS]

Anybody watch U.S suck major elphant cock against the czechs. I was afraid of that happening.

My sister got a full ride for soccer she's very good the problem with U.S soccer is there is so much politics in who you know than how good you are. I know this for a fact with women soccer since my sister got beat out by fame than skill. The women that beat her out was in such horrible shape she couldn't run because she just had another kid. Many players thought it was outragous, but it's all good there is no money in soccer anyways and I'm glad my sister doesn't play pro no more.

There is no way that is the best U.S soccer has to offer to lose 3 nill it makes me want to gouge out my eyes and flush them down the shitter. They're an embarrassment. I don't care if they don't win, but they can at least keep the score down to a 1-0 game, or act like they give a shit for 90 minutes.

[World]

Ah well, I'm not that much of a swimming person anyway.

Err. .. so ... what are you doing? I'm going to look for something to do because I'm pretty much free for the next 4 1/2 months...

[Missy]

Thats the thing with the U.S. Its all about politics. The more money you got, the higher posistion you hold within the government, blah blah blah. The more power you have. It goes for everything. Like. Football. With stupid Brett Farve. The guys old. Fire him. Gahhhd.

Ugh. I have that "dontcha wish your girlfriend.." song stuck in my head. Who in their right mind would write a song like that?! Grawr.

What am I doing? I'm thinking of which underwear I should take with me to Australia. Thongs...Boyshorts...Bikinis... So much to choose from, so little time. >.<

[Amerision]

I'm gonna be shadowing surgeons and doctors in Iran...

[Missy]

Posted by Amerision:
I'm gonna be shadowing surgeons and doctors in Iran...


Why the hell would you want to do that?

[World]

Maybe he has some kind of fetish? Or they are sheep doctors?

Ugh. I have that "dontcha wish your girlfriend.." song stuck in my head. Who in their right mind would write a song like that?! Grawr.

Yeah, and who listens to that? I mean, really ...

What am I doing? I'm thinking of which underwear I should take with me to Australia.

I guess a male wouldn't have that problem :D
Or with clothes in general.
"If it doesn't move by itself, it is wearable."

[Bungler]

Take shorts or bikini, my sister says thong ride up the ass too much and you probably dont want every one staring att you naked ass cuz a string dosent really cover more then you would get if you was naked and had you're back to the beach.

EDIT: missed a little thing.

[Amerision]

I have relatives there, and plus, what college wouldn't invite a guy who worked in a hopsital in iran?

[Missy]

Posted by World:
"If it doesn't move by itself, it is wearable."

I love that.

Posted by Bungler:
Take shorts or bikini, my sister says thong ride up the ass too much and you probably dont want every one staring att you naked ass cuz a string dosent really cover more then you would get if you was naked and had you're back to the beach.

Uhhhmm. You wear clothes over the underwear?

Mike. I've worked in a hospital. My mom works in a hospital. ITSUCKS. Although, you do get free candy from the gift shop...If you break their cash register so many times they ban you from the store. -_-
Dirty bastards.

[World]

Mike: American Colleges maybe?

Makes me remember that quote ... "Back in the day we had to pull down the panties to see the girl's ass. Nowadays you have to spread the ass to see the panties..."

[Bungler]

why would't I wear clothes over underwear?

[Missy]

.....
Spread the ass to see the panties?
O.o
Men.

Blehahfah.

[World]

Yeah, y'know, thongs nowadays ... it's not men's fault women are forced to wear revealing clothing ... ;)

Can you ride a bike? Do you know someone who doesn't? In my city basically everyone can. Got into some problems with exchange students who couldn't ...

[Bungler]

If you cant ride a blike or learn very fast you got some balance problems.

EDIT: spelling

[Litha Riddle]

I used to love riding my bike, still do.
Unfortunately the fucking drivers round here don't care if they hit you, so haven't been biking for too long.
I love mountain biking though, there are some good views where I was raised.
I grew up in a small village called Blidworth and it was so easy to find solitude.
I must say Amerison I'm amazed, I've always wanted to be a surgeon.
I'm studying forensic science but mainly the chemical analysing side.
It's a tough field.

Are you planning to study medicine?

Litha

[Missy]

Uhghghflkajsd;lfkj!!!!

I'm going to be...a...Bounty Hunter. When I grow up. I'm going to grow up in 2 years.

Maybe.
Just maybe.

Does anybody have a younger brother who thinks that he can boss you around just because he's twice your weight and 6'3? Help me.

O.O

[Amerision]

Yea...I want to help little kids..


awwww....

Shut Up!

I'll have a Sheep themed office and everything (sigh...*)

[Missy]

You scare me.

[World]

Cady: Dunno, CS gas or something? A tazer?

[Missy]

I already nocked the kids teeth out when we were 6 & 7. A taser would put my mom over the edge. He weighs 240!!! How am I supposed to get the remote when I wanna watch Bridezillas? I'm 5'10 an 125 lbs. HOW. Hmm?

[Bungler]

Go for the groin! Then you find some nice stairs to throw him down. My oldest sister used to do that when I was smaller and anoyed her.

[World]

Mh, honestly no idea. You're female though. Start crying or something.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Well, this is what my sister did. Kicked me right in the nads. Hurt like hell.

Oh my name is Seena. Make fun of it, and I'll ask Mike to send his sheeptroopers after you.

I want to be a lawyer.

For summer I have from 7:30-945 I have Algebra...so I can take Honors Geo instead of regular Geo. Then I have football practice from 10:00-12:30. Then at 5-6:30 I have water polo. Wee...

[Missy]

Posted by Bungler
Then you find some nice stairs to throw him down.

Stairs? Nuh uh. Anyway. I dont cry. I'm the cold hearted bitch, according to some people who dont know me very well. 'sides, crying dosnt work. They just laugh at me. >.<

Rostam: No waydududdee! Your in algebra, too! I'm in it cuz I failed it my fresh year. >.< I hate math. For all i care it can DIE. Hmphh.

[Amerision]

Don't Worry, Rostam, my Iranian [Middle] name is Amir.

Your first name is Seena? Ouch..

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Cady: I'm only in it so if I get a higher grade, I go to Honors Geo, instead of regular geo.

So, Mike Amir [insert surname here]

Seena [instead of spelling I'll just give the pronunciation] Hey daddy [won't tell you surname]

[Missy]

Poor kid. And I thought Chad and Lady were bad.. You better not send your sheeptroopers after me or i'll pelt you with rotten bananas for weeks.

Seena: I failed. BY TWO PERCENT. Assjackfuckinghole. -.-

[Bungler]

Maths is one off the funnier subjects I know, not that I'm great at it or somthing .

[Missy]

Nutters. The lot of you are. I'm good at everything but math. Hmphh.

[Litha Riddle]

As someone who had constant battles with my older brother and younger sister. I mainly used a right hook to numbed the arm, a good blow to the gut works too.

Growing up with my family was like a fucking war zone. We were always fighting.
If he's bigger biting tends to work, aswell as a good low blow.
Just act like a complete psycho and they generally back off.

Practising a nice intimidating glare is good too.
I still occasionally scrap with my sister and usually stick to some foot work.

I never let being short get in the way, if you have confidence in your fighting you can bring down anyone.

I cultivated an image as a psychopath and got my whole school wrapped round my finger. I got away with allsorts just by pretending to be mental.

It was er quite entertaining to mess with their heads.

I'm more chilled out now though but I get pissed when I'm manipulated. Usually I can take what they dish out then snap when it gets too much. Now I'm learning to control my rage.
I've found the cliche rant thread immensely useful for this, It's liberating to allow anger in yourself.

Litha

P.s I'm seriously not mad, I just know if you stand up for yourself people respect you more.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

That's it. TWO PERCENT. What the fuck? That’s so unfair. You should take the test over, or ask your teacher for a recommendation, and promise to work “hard”.

Your schools jacked.

[Missy]

Psht. Its not my school. Its the teacher. His breath smells like rotten fish. Gahhd. >.<

[Bungler]

My intrest in math probably have alot to do with the teacher I had.

[Missy]

Bleh. The only way I'll be interested in math is if the teacher is 22, 6'2, fit, athletic, shaggy black hair, and blue eyes. The only way.

[Bungler]

Had plenty of those in my school but not in math.

[Litha Riddle]

I'm quite good at math myself, even did it for A levels.
Although mental arithmatic for me is torture, it's bizarre.

I like the name Amir, atleast your names not Lisa Marie.
How fucking unoriginal. And yes I'm named after Elvis's daughter.:mad:

[Missy]

Scarryyy. So, who likes Silverstein? Or Atreyu. Or. Orr...Hmm. Pennywise?

[Bungler]

I dont listen to music that much, dont have any CDs just some songs I got of a friends computer. But I've started to listen more and more soo wont be long until I get somthing. Are they any good and what kind of music?

[Amerision]

Bleh. The only way I'll be interested in math is if the teacher is 22, 6'2, fit, athletic, shaggy black hair, and blue eyes. The only way.


His hot twin sister with black hair for me.

Some good new music:

Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin

Home by Three Days Grace

Animal I have become Three days grace

Vitamin R by Chevelle

[Bungler]

Anyone play any kind of MMORPGs?

[Dark Lord Rostam]

The two hottest girls in school for me...naked of course.

Meh...Atreyu is okay. I have a few of their songs. Care to recommend any for me?

[Litha Riddle]

System of a Down's Hypnotize is booming from my house right now.

I love 'em.

I usually gow for the deep, melodic or dark rock.
Metallica's older stuff is great to, I will always miss Cliff.

I don't really go for looks due to the fact that anyone who cares about appearance that much, will usually be as thick as two short planks.
I think brain power matters more.

Litha

[Bungler]

I like Nightwish

[Missy]

Oohh. You are my peoples. Finally some normal people with good music taste.
Mmk. Good songs:
Creature-Atreyu
Ex's and Oh's-Atreyu
My Fork in the Road (Your Knife In My Back)- Ateyu
Happy Home-Garbage
Already Dead-Silverstein
Always and Never-Silverstein
Fist Wrapped in Blood-Silverstein
Smile in Your Sleep-Silverstein
Your Sword vs. My Dagger
Kill Rock n Roll- System of a Down (Soad)
Hypnotize-Soad
U-Fig-Soad
Vincinty of Obscenity-Soad
Lonely Day-Soad
Revenga-Soad
Cigaro-Soad
Violent Pornography-Soad
Question!-Soad
10,000 Fists-Disturbed
Deify-Disturbed
Stricken-Disturbed
Son of a Plunder-Disturbed
Decadance-Disturbed
Bleeds No More-Silverstein

Hmm. There. I'm too lazy to keep going through my MP3.

[Litha Riddle]

Not heard much (Nightwish) from them but I love a lot of european bands.
Even the thrash from the continent is fucking awesome. Have you heard of Tankard, all their songs are about beer. Fucking hilarious.

Are you a fulltime Rocker or do you wander.
My main genre is Rock but I do like some classical, jazz, folk.
I usually like stuff to be thought out, or if it's actually written by the performers (in pop).
I mostly like the original stuff and will at least listen once.
How can you criticize something you've never heard?

It also bugs my sister who's (shudder) Britney fan, when I can point out what's shit about her music.
Litha

[Missy]

I'ma punk/emo/hard rock/metal/screamo/bananao/sheepo

Thing. I dont tolerate country, pop, classical, folk, or...shit like that.
Jazz is ok...Cuz I'm in a jazz band.
Raggae is good too.
Soz some rap an R&B.
But..mehhh...
Underground shtuff is good, too. Sometimes.

[Litha Riddle]

I got into classical because I used to play the clarinet, and was in my school orchestra. My jazz is 'cause of my saxaphone, although my bastard neighbours complain when I practise.
I tend to like blues and ragtime, although blue grass can be good.

I did G.C.S.E music so learnt how to listen to all music professionally/clinicly.
My brothers also a composer so he tends to showcase his stuff to me. He's a bloody genius and that's not bias, he got sponsered by Micheal Tippet and Sir Peter Maxwell-Davis.
I think he stole all the musical talent genes.

[Missy]

I play trumpet.
Attempt to play guitar.
Know a bit of drums.
Mostly I stick to driving things around and wrecking them. I'm really good at that.

[Amerision]

The Galactic Sheep Empire has Risen. (It's a new group)

And...I need:

Emperor's Consort [Females Preferred...]
Grand Wooly General
SheepStar Operator
Sheeptrooper Captain
Sheeptrooper

Anyone?

-Amerision
Galactic Sheep Emperor

[Dark Lord Rostam]

We might need advisors. Amereision, have you ever gone to IRC? That's where they have RPG fights.

-Rostam
Emperor's Right Hoof

[Litha Riddle]

I wouldn't mind being a sheeptrooper.
I think sheep are here to slaughter the masses and create an evil empire, where humans will be decemated.
If I'm a sheeptrooper I might be spared the slaughter.
Litha

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Nah. You're too angry to be a regualr trooper. Maybe captain, but not just plain trooper.

[Litha Riddle]

Anger is good for you, heats the blood.
It's good to angry but even better to get even.:D

But I'll leave the decision with Amerison.
He might tip of the sheep, and I would never survive such a confrontation.
They have secrets that would destroy the most ruthless.

If Harry was a sheep he would have dealt with Voldemort and be building an empire by fourth year.

[Amerision]

I deem you...a Sheeptrooper Captain.

You are too intelligent and cunning to be a simple Sheeptrooper.

This is seen by the fact that you joined out of Self-Preservation.

Welcome...and do put your rank somewhere in your signature.

---

What we need:

Emperor's Consort [Female, preferably semi-intelligent, capable of backstabbing]

Grand Wooly General [Must be Calculating, Strategic, and Cunning. Wit preferred]

SheepStar Operator [Gets a kick out of destroying planets and their entire populations. Does not require much intelligence, however it is preferred.]

Sheeptrooper Captain [Is Cunning, has leadership capabilities, familiar with humans and their drawbacks.]

Sheeptrooper [Just likes killing, mutilating, hurting people. Sadism preferred.]


Thank You and Have a Wooly Day,

Amerison,
Galactic Sheep Emperor

[Litha Riddle]

It's an honour to serve the sheep empire.
The world will belong to the sheep and those who oppose will be ground to dust.

Thanks Amerison, sheep will rule.

[Missy]

Oohh can i be the Emperor's Consort?

[Amerision]

Sure!

Just send an application in the group membership menu in the control panel.

Amerison
Galactic Sheep Emperor

[Missy]

Okiedoke. All done.

[Amerision]

Welcome Consort,

And may your days be spent lounging in the luxorious bedroom, killing off humans as you please in increasingly vindictive and hilarious manners.

And do put your rank somewhere in your signature, preferably in red or other visible color/manner. If you can, ask DIEGinnyDIE for a nice banner with it.

Amerision,
Galactic Sheep Emperor

[World]

Hmpf, you go to sleep for a few hours and voila, 2 new pages of posts... alas ...

On the topic of math, I'm actually good at it, my second best course I think, got me the most points.

I'm with you on SoaD and Nightwish.

Hmm ... your offer sounds compelling, oh Sheep Emperor. Alas, I'm already member of the Midknight Family... what do you have to offer?

[Amerision]

What?

Sheep are infinitely cooler than the...mob.

We have a SheepStar Galactic Battlestation!

We are after World Domination!

Go Read the previous posts on how awesome sheep are.

And lastly, what can top an empire of deathsheep?

[World]

Very well, if you accept me as your Grand Wooly General, our enemies shall stand no chance. Well, ok, they wouldn't anyway, but .. er ... they shall stand even less of a chance!

[Missy]

My mom is watching this TV show..And its like a surgury thing, and this guy is getting surgury on his 'hidden' penis. >.<

Its too early for that.

[Amerision]

Very Well, World.

I accept you as one of my Grand Wooly Generals.

Send me an application and place your rank within your signature.

Amerision
Galactic Sheep Emperor

[Amerision]

Gaha.

Hidden Penis?

How does that work?

[World]

Err... maybe it's so small, no one can see it?

And Your Emperorness, I have no idea why I put that as a reason. Gah.

And I hate the heat. I was out for two hours and I was dried out.

[Amerision]

You may refer to me as Your Woolyness, My Lord, Master, or just Amerision.

Your Woolyness is preferred.

[World]

And what is the title of your consort? My Lady? Woolynesse?

[Amerision]

Hmm...

Her Woolyness can also be called My Lady unless she chooses otherwise.

[Missy]

I dont care what you refer to me as. Her Woolyness sounds better than My Lady.

Posted by Amerision:
Gaha.

Hidden Penis?

How does that work?

It was 7 A.M. And apparently, his penis was stuck inside his body, but it came out when he got a hard on. Theres some things that you just dont want to know. That is one of them.


I have a new favorite song: Miss Murder by AFI. I love those guys. Even if the lead singer wears more makeup than I do. >.<

[World]

The Galactic Sheep Consort

hmm ...
...
for every sheep?
:angel:

[Missy]

Lmao. You know what. Temperature is a kickass song. Until you hear the words. Then its jus freaky. "I wanna be the papa you can be the mom" Little bit off his rocker. Hunh. For every sheep? Iono. Some of the guys on here are like...5 or 6 years older than me. And. I. Dont. Do. Girls. So, no, not every sheep. Justa ...one. Mhmhm. One.

Posted by World
And what is the title of your consort? My Lady? Woolynesse?

Wouldnt that make me his consort? Woolynesse? -_- I'm not even sure how to say that.

[World]

Very well then, Her Woolyness. I hope you shall partake in the plans for World Domination, instead of just lying around looking good like all the other consorts ...

I'm listening to E Nomine. Strangely enough, their lyrics are partly religious, but the music's good.

[Amerision]

6/14/06

Oxford, England

Well, I'm stuck here on layover...nice place I guess, If a bit cloudy...

This will probably be my last contact to my Empire for a while, so I hope it stays in good shape until I can return.

On the upside, there are an amazing amount of Sheep here...

My Consort: You might want to think about changing your title to Galactic Emperor's Consort, less the others get the wrong idea about your availability.

Sulking in England,
Amerision

[madeyemoody]

http://www.kuster-web.net/homepage_locations/e_kazakhstan/dos_tar_khan/sheepshead.jpg

A gift from the Don....enjoy Emperor Amerison of the Galactic Sheep Alliance

Sheep it's whats for dinner dun dun dun

[Missy]

That looks...Yummy? It looks more like a goat than a sheep.

Have fun in...England, Mike.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

As Second in Command, and while the Emperor is away, I take it upon myself to do this.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/crime/mafia/paul-castellano/closedeeadpaul.jpg
That's what awaits you Godfather. You'll meet your end just like Gambino.

[Missy]

Does the consort rank higher than 2nd in command? Bleh, I dont care.
Who made your banner, Ros?

[Dark Lord Rostam]

No, it doesn't. I'm second, than you.

Oh, and I had Amerision edit for me, Im going to make my own later.

[Litha Riddle]

What do you think to my home made banner.
I downloaded Gimp and it's lots of fun, I just need some practise.

Since coming here I've learnt more about computers, then I did doing bloody courses at college.

Everyone here is so helpful and I now feel less like a retard:)

[Missy]

Could one of you maybe make one for me? I got the pictures an everything. I'll PM you if you wanna jus mess around with the idea. I'd do it myself but I dont have the right programs. >.<

[Dark Lord Rostam]

I'll try. I just want ot screw around a bit. It might take a while though, because I still have school until the 22nd. Make sure the pics are mostly of sheep.

[madeyemoody]

http://www.advocatesforanimals.org/campaigns/farmed/sheep/images/sheep01a.jpg
Your Baaaaaaaaaaastard of a sheep trooper I found sneaking about.....he had a uh accident yeah that's it a accident
Baa Ram Ewe,Baa Ram Ewe....hehe

[Missy]

Thats ok. I'm leaving for Australia on July 10th. It'd be cool if I had one by then. I'll PM the links to you.

It would also be cool if people would stop posting dead sheeptroopers. I'll have to start posting dead mob members.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

http://www.ganglandnews.com/galante.jpg
Go on. Keep messing with our sheep.

[Litha Riddle]

That's what comes with messing with sheep.
They have ways of tracking you down, and they use their deceptive appearance to get close.

They may look harmless but they have things hidden, look at how much they could hide in all that wool.

[Missy]

Mhm. I have the prime example. Maybe we should have a mascot. Mr. Sheep could be a canidate. He even has cute little green boots. My favorite color. Who would ever think that this innocent little sheep is capable of killing thousands of people with a toothpick?
http://www.mr-sheep.com/main_images/sheep.jpeg

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Nah. He's too nice. This works though.

http://www.hatetank.dk/gallery_nature/Sheep-of-evil.JPG

[Litha Riddle]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8050/sheepdeath4pw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I think this one looks scary too.

I mean how can people not be affraid of sheep, look at those eyes.
It's chilling.

[Missy]

Ohmygod. That is not a sheep. That is an over grown afro. And my sheep is cute!! Picture him with red eyes, a devil tail, and devil horns. CUTE.

[World]

Sheep it's whats for dinner dun dun dun

Just one of many brave sheep, dying for the cause to inflict the human race with a latent virus, making them sillier every day.

[Missy]

Yesh. Many sheep will perish, but more humans will die, inflicted with the virus of...ewe. ? I still think that my sheep was the cutest.

[Litha Riddle]

Yes but sheep are not cute.


They are terrifying minions of death and will eradicate the human race.
You shouldn't under estimate sheep or it might be the last thing you do.

People think sheep are stupid but really that's cunning deception.

All will fall before the sheep!

Litha

[Missy]

Sheep should have spies. Like, penguins. We should have a small army of ninja penguins to do our... spying. No one will suspect a sheep of being a mass murder, but, if the sheeptroopers get lazy, or we wish to decieve somebody, send a penguin!

Litha, I had a nightmare about that sheep you posted. It was decapitated and a mob member's head was placed on its neck. >.<

[Litha Riddle]

See you proved my point.

Sheep inspire terror and that's why we will conquer the world.

I think a penguin would probably stand out among sheep, and the sheepocracy wouldn't need such methods.

Our empire is superior and that means we wouldn't need to turn traitor.
Also the wrath of betrayed sheep would be terrifying, they really are scary.

Litha

[Missy]

Somebody should photoshop a sheep to have a mob members head, vice versa.

New Topic:

Does hair gel make your hair fall out? Cuz, I use hair gel in my extreemly curly hair everyday, and my hair is falling out. >.< Does anybody know of a good gel that dosnt make your hair fall out?

[Litha Riddle]

Most gels make hair fall out.
My sister's a hair dresser and she advised me to use styling wax.

Although I usually just buzz cut my hair, I hate long hair.
I've grown it long recently for a bloody dare and it's doing my head in.

It's too hot for long hair.

I wish my hair would fall out because it would save me time, I wouldn't need to shave my head.

I'm not really up on style and such, my mind's too busy planning world domination.

I've tried altering the sheep picture but I'm stuck, so I'm going to ask my cousin to do it (she's doing a degree in graphic design).

Litha

[Missy]

Oh. Well. At the rate I'm going I'll be bald by the time I turn 19. Styling wax. Hmm. I'ma have to look for some of that. Is it like..the same texture (can't think of the proper word, but ya get the idea?) as gel? Or is it like...waxy. Like bumble bee wax? As for the picture all you gotta do is cut the sheeps head out and stick it on the mob dudes head. It should work if you have photo shop ..or something. I cant remember the name of the program.

[Litha Riddle]

Styling wax is lighter than gel and it's good for conditioning your hair.
Gel tends to damage hair strands.

I used to think hairdressers were dumb, but my sister's proved you need to know alot of chemicals etc.

Also too much washing can cause damage because your stripping all the needed oils from your head.

Hair wax allows your hair to breathe more (I'm no stylist it's what I was told).


As for the image. I downloaded Gimp a month ago, and I'm not that good yet.
I can't seem to get the images to blend, but I'll keep trying.:)

Litha

[Missy]

Lol. Thanks for the info, my hair has been falling out like crazy. >.<

[World]

Hmm.. I too have long hair, but I'm going to have it cut tomorrow. I actually like my long hair (it's been growing for three years now. Hard to have it cut :(), though I too have the problem of loosing hair to my brush. (:-(

And sheep are meant to be cute, if not unthreatening. Cady, you seem to have not completely understood our plans. Until we go public no one can know of it. So just act as if you're just joking around, and everything will be fine because they will think that it is all a joke, our camouflage is that good.

[Missy]

Lol. Will do.

My hair is thick. Cork screw curls. And a pain in the ass. It takes an hour to straighten it. >.< Garhhhahahh!

[Litha Riddle]

My hairs bloody thick too, I sometimes want to rip it out.
I like having my head shaved.

The first time was when my hair was down to my ankles, and I felt like my head was a spring.

It's amazing how heavy hair is.

It's also so a good money earner, my hair fetched around £400 when I first cut it.

Litha

[World]

Your hair was down to your ankles and you sold it for £400? Wicked. I wish I could get that kind of money for my hair ^^

[Litha Riddle]

It's worth so much because human hair is expensive.

I think it's kind of funny imagining that celebrities, who have extensions etc could be wearing my hair.
All you have to do is grow it and get the hair dresser to chop it in long strips.

They then sell it to wig manufacturers and you split the profits.

Not bad for a bodily excretion, which is what hair is.
When I first got it cut my mum was crying and everything, I thought it was bloody hilarious.

Even the hair dresser kept asking me if I was sure, it took me 20 mins to convince her I was.

All that hair is too heavy though.

Litha

[Missy]

Gah. I cut my hair off for locks of love once. I didnt get paid. >.<
And my friends fawn over my hair. They claim that I have the best hair in the world. Its really a pain in the ass.

[Litha Riddle]

Well it was in 1999 that I had that haircut. I live in the UK so haven't heard of Locks of Love.
Sounds like a good thing except if the hair gets sold to celebrities.

Using donated hair for people undergoing chemotherapy etc is different, than selling it too people with more money than sense.

I've always wanted curly hair because my hairs wavy, which means it doesn't do anything.

Everyone used to coo about my hair which is one reason I chopped it of, I can't stand all that gooey nonsense.
Hair is basically another way for the body to get rid of shit, so people cooing over it is stupid.


You should except yourself for who you are not what you look like. People place too much importance on looks and forget the person underneath.

Look at sheep. They look innocent and dumb, but really they are cunning and sly. Appearances can be deceptive.

Litha

P.s It's how you look at the world that matters, not how the world looks at you.

[Missy]

Thats very deep and...I cant think of the other word I want to say. Ohwelll.
My mom would disown me if i chopped my hair off. She's in love with it.

Sheep not only look innocent and dumb, but they also appear to be lazy. When, in fact, they have huge muscles under their wool.

[World]

All this talk has made me want to see a picture of your hair, Lisa *pronounces with lisp*

I'm sure you have some hair shots you can present us with, right? Right?

[Missy]

Hmm. Yes. Supply a picture. I'll supply one if I feel like it at the time.

I'm bored. Cold. And sick. Why do I have to be alergic to grass, trees, mold, cats, dogs, dust, and hay?! WHY.

[Litha Riddle]

I don't have many photo's because I hate having my picture taken.
For some reason I think it's bad luck.

I also don't usually post pictures on the net, partly because I like to keep some air of mystery.
Also if you know what I look like, if I piss you off you might come after me. Or worse you could send the Deathsheep after me.

Any way my hairs not that interesting.

[Harpy Prince]

When someone takes your picture they're stealing your soul.

I hate it when people try to shoulder brush other people to exert their toughness. I mean they do it to people they think they can take with no trouble. If they did it to people bigger than them then I'd be impressed. But when they do it to me who stands at 5'7" and 150lbs, it can hardly be considered an act of bravery. I've stood my ground once and got lucky that the guy was stupid.

Who else likes Lays potato chips with ketchup?

[Missy]

Posted by Harpy Prince
But when they do it to me who stands at 5'7" and 150lbs

Your shorter than me.
I dont know anybody that likes potato chips with ketchup. Sun chips are pretty good tho.

[Harpy Prince]

Sun chips are t3h nasty!

Top 5 best chips in order:
5.Hot Cheetos
4.Doritos
3.Cheetos
2.Lays regular
1.Salsa verde Doritos

Also why must ciggarettes cost so much?!?! Cause of taxes on my fags they're like 5.50 now. Me thinks I'm gonna have to take a pickup across the border...

Edit: I'm not short!!! I'm vertically challenged.

[Litha Riddle]

Hey there's nothing wrong with being short.
I'm 5ft 3 and I'm alright.

I tried lays when I went to corfu and they were yum.

I only like doritos dipped though, usually with salsa.

Cigarettes cost so much 'cause they hate us.
Mine went up from £3.15 to £4.60 and those are the cheapest.

I'm now on bloody roll ups, but I miss the ready prepared:(

[Missy]

I'm 5'11 ish.

I only eat sun chips.

I dont smoke. Smoking is icky.

[Litha Riddle]

Smoking is an icky but pleasing habit, although it's not good to start.

Most of the pleasures in life could be considered icky, but we still do most of them.
I won't go into which pleasures because I don't want to get my knuckles rapped again.

I've never heard of sun chips. I live in Britain so don't know much about american foods.
Do you have wotsit's there, because they're my favorites.

Litha

P.s Do you know how to keep moth's out? I've got about three and they're freaking me out.
It's like being in silence of the bloody lambs.

[Harpy Prince]

I've never seen nor heard of Wotsit's before. But there are places that sell imported treats so there probably are. I must now quest for the Wotsit's.

You don't want sun chips. They're grain chips with salt or ranch seasoning. They have a bland taste and leave you wishing you had some real chips.
http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/SunChips-FO.jpg

I think granola is the best snack ever. Honey granola bars with blueberries in it are the bomb diggity.

P.S.: If you don't mind the smell get some moth balls.

P.P.S.: If you have a cat he'll/she'll eat em. Mine does.

[Missy]

Fine. Wheat thins. I love those, too.
I've never had a moth in my house. I usually kill everything with a fly swatter. But bug guts end up on my wall.

[Dark Lord Rostam]

Banana: I'm so sorry. I can't do the banner, I have a 200 point math final on monday, and I have practice for football and water polo later. I have no time. I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

Hope you can find someone else.

[Missy]

Thats ok. Hope you do good on your math thingy.

New topic:

Whats your favorite brand of gum?

[Litha Riddle]

Ha! I've got a cat but he prefers trying to eat me, he's an evil little sod.

He's a huge black cat with amber eyes, with a truly evil temper.
If you read discworld then imagine a black Greebo.


He will bite and scratch anything, yesterday I caught him glaring at a fox.
I tried training him to eat bugs and stuff but he just wants to eat my hand.

It's probably because I called him Severus that he's like that, aren't names supposed to be self-fulfilling.

Litha

[Missy]

I have a Lhasa Apso and a Chocolate lab. They are the dog version of dumb and dumber.

[World]

In this hair case, I just had to have some pictures taken. Here's one before the cut that happened today.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/lanorgan/t.jpg

I am not pet friendly. My room is though, a dog could probably survive a month on what is laying about.

[Litha Riddle]

Nice hair, how much did you chop off.

My hairs that long but black at the moment, with my first ever grey hair.

Pets are not always cool with me, especially when the little demon chews my foot.
I told you he keeps attacking me.

I had him castrated but it's had no effect, it's just made him more pissed at me.

Why'd you cut your hair? Is it a job requirement or something.

Litha

P.s if people get miffed at his name, just remember, I castrated Severus.;)

[Missy]

Lmao. World, your hair was longer than mine. But I have more of it. Gimmie your e-mail and I'll send you some pics. Maybe.

My horse, Thunder, took a chunk out of my arm a few summers ago. >.<

[Harpy Prince]

My kitty is fat. I over feed him and his tummy and ball sack sag. He's funny he does that thing that lions do, he walks around and then flops on his side in the sun. When he lies down and falls asleep I pick him up and make him do a 360. I forget to mention that my cat is also black.

The best chewing gum is Bubbalicious. The watermelon flavor is the best and when it loses it's flavor you can make great bubbles with it.


I want a dog now. A black female lab that I will christian "Shiva".

[Litha Riddle]

We don't really have many flavours of chewing gum in the UK.

But my favorite is aniseed flavour that they've stopped selling it:(

My cat is also on the portly side.
That's due to all the wild life he eats, I swear he's a cat demon or something.
His favorite trick is he'll hang on my front door and peer in the window.
It's funny when I go down to collect the mail and he's glaring at me.


I'm not really a dog person, I like reptiles more.
I used to own a Northern Garter snake which lived to 7yrs.
Unfortunately she died but I'd love to own one again, my favorites are Royal Pythons.

Litha

[Missy]

Best gum is Trident.

Cats are evil. And lazy. Mine leave mice by my front door. Icky.

[World]

Nearly all of my hair got off, to make a better impression on prospective employers.
Underneath all that blond, parts of may hair look quite dark, depending on the light.

And I'm not really a gum eater, so no preference there.

[Missy]

Gasp.

You. Dont. Eat. (Chew) Gum.?

You need help. Well. Maybe not. Bheh

New Topic: Laundry.

Does your mom do your laundry for you?

I have to do all my own laundry. Plus my brothers. Ew.

>.<

[World]

Sometimes I do, if someone offers, I take, but I'm not an active gum eater, going out and buying it. It rather eat things like chips and the like. It's a wonder I'm as thin as I am.

My mom does my laundry. I have not yet been schooled in the arts of the laundry.

[Missy]

...
You dunno how to do laundry. And your 19? O.O
Wow..
You should figure that out some day.
Recently I learned that the dancing banana was not acutally a banana. But, rather a dildo. Why do you have a dancing dildo?

[World]

What can I say, I'm male. There never was any need for me to learn. And there won't be for at least a year.

What makes you say that it is a dildo? Do you have a dildo of that shape?

[Missy]

A year? Why a year?

I saw a thread about it some where. I dunno where.

[World]

Because I'll still be at home for another year. Until then, no need to do laundry myself. Can your brothers do laundry?

Yeah yeah, blame it on the others.

[Litha Riddle]

I live on my own so the laundry duty is mine.
My washers fucked at the moment though.

I hate doing the washing because it means a trip to a bloody laundrette now.

Why do electrical appliances decide to break at the same time.
My fridge died on me, my cooker got roasted and my washer wont spin.
I think they hate me:(