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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Discussion in 'Movies, Music and TV shows' started by Silens Cursor, Nov 17, 2012.

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  1. Silens Cursor

    Silens Cursor The Silencer DLP Supporter

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    Nov 17, 2012 #1
    Well, this happened, and basically everyone thought it'd be a good idea if I saw it and reviewed it, because you all enjoy my suffering.

    So I saw it, and...

    I'm going to say it, and I swear by everything I consider holy that I'm not trolling. This movie isn't 'So Bad It's Good'. It's so bad, it's kind of AMAZING.

    My review's in my sig and here, but you all need to see this movie right the fuck now - it's incredible.
     
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  2. Zenzao

    Zenzao Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Nov 17, 2012 #2
    Probably the first and only thing I will have ever willingly sat down to read regarding the Twilight series.

    Well played, good sir, well played.
     
  3. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Nov 17, 2012 #3
    I found myself openly laughing.

    :)
     
  4. Celestin

    Celestin Dimensional Trunk

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    Nov 17, 2012 #4
    Like always your reviews are a blast to read, Silens. And like always you give way too much credit to the author, or in this case, to the director. Well, maybe he really did what you said he did intentionally, but I doubt that.

    Also, it seems that critics love this film. I mean, 53% of positive reviews on RT? For this kind of movie it's like almost 100%. ;)

    Do you plan to review Skyfall? Now that's is a movie worth writing about.
     
  5. SilverOtter

    SilverOtter Seventh Year

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    Nov 17, 2012 #5
    >Bullshit


    I fucking lost it when I got that far into your review.
     
  6. Doctor Whooves

    Doctor Whooves High Inquisitor

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    Nov 17, 2012 #6
    You are kidding, right? They didn't really pull the whole "it was all just a dream" stuff? 'Cause if they did... wow, just wow.

    Might as well take your advice and go see it. Supernatural fight scenes are always fun, no matter how full of shit.
     
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    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Nov 17, 2012 #7
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    Nov 17, 2012 #8
    This is the one with the demon baby or whatever right?
     
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    Nov 18, 2012 #9
    I can't help but agree Silens, although my personal reaction was more like 'Oh no you didn't just do that' more than Bullshit, although the sentiment is probably similar.

    If you're not strained for cash this is, as always, worth the time to watch in theaters, if not to determine whether your date is actually worthy of another date, the amusement factor of watching how the people in the audience reacts.