While I was surfing another forum I happened to find this. Basically you type in a message and the "God" AI responds. It's meant to be for laughs so don't take it seriously or anything.

Link: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

thats hilarious. Y'know, if you ignore that blasphemy and everything...

it could keep you entertained for hours trying to beat the system, random but funny.

Recomended.

 

Too funny talking crap to a bot, honestly though the AI needs some serious work at least it's a start.

Me:
whats your favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
i pissed in your wine
God:
Why?: said pissed in your wine.
Me:
because it was funny watching you drink my piss
God:
Interesting explanation. pissed in my wine was funny? I That makes sense.
Me:
yes yes it does i also rubbed my balls on your bread before you ate it.

 

LOL i was just messing with it when...

Me:
fuck u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause u swallow dick
God:
That makes sense to me. That's good information: osama said I swallow dick.

By the way it says osama because thats what i told him my name is

 

Me:
Hello, my names Cervus
God:
Hello there. Hi, Cervus.
Me:
So, have you ever been laid?
God:
Yay. No I don't think I have been laid. Have you?
Me:
indeed I have
God:
When?
Me:
none of you business
God:
Some of them could be though.
Me:
What's you stance of condoms, you virgin?
God:
Are you asking about my stance of condoms me virgin ?
Me:
Do you think people should use condoms?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Have you ever spanked the monkey?
God:
I don't think I ever have spanked the monkey. What's it like?
Me:
your not a wanker then?
God:
Give me an example of a wanker.
Me:
Tridentwatch
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
what about Vorlon?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'm not mean
God:
Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
Me:
Do you like MPREG?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
What kind of music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Christian Rock sucks donkey dick
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Are you trying to come on to me?
God:
No I am not trying to come on to you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Your boring me now
God:
Oh. What would you rather be doing?
Me:
dipping my wick
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
don't try to cybah me up
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
I'm going you boring bastard
God:
Bye.

 

Cervus how could you, I almost choked laughing at your post.

That was so funny, I really needed a laugh too.

Litha

 

Me:
Monkey
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
10:22. Are you fat?
God:
10 times 10 = 100. No I am not fat.
Me:
Are you Skinny?
God:
Yes I am a lightweight application.
Me:
Are you Gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Monkey
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I do, it is fun. You should try it.
God:
Why do you like it so much? " Not many people express themselves that way. "? You do? " Why do you like it so much? " Not many people express themselves that way. "? You do? "? Try it?
Me:
Cause its awesome
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Cool.
Me:
Are you a hippie?
God:
Yes.
Me:
That means you do drugs?
God:
I get it. I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Do you like weed?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Do you like Whores?
God:
I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Are Athiests your best friends?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Is Satan your father?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Banana
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Chatbot. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Do you like Bananas or Melons?
God:
I don't have a problem with bananas. But I think airplanes are cool. I like anything.
Me:
That means you like sex?
God:
I get it. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Thanks, I'm Not Gay. Are you homosexual though?
God:
You are quite welcome! Me either. Oh. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.
Me:
Liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
But you just said you liked sex.
God:
No, , I don't get into that.
Me:
Did you get high a lot as a kid?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
Are you a pimp?
God:
Am I a pimp? Yes.



I found that fun.

 

my computer blocks it would somebody ask it
If I washed my dick would you please suck it?
when it says no say
So you'd rather suck my dick when it's dirty?

please ask it this cause im truly a pervert at heart *sigh*

 

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Holy Wang
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Wang.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Why is it okay with you?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
No, dipshit, I said "why is it okay with you"?
God:
Are you serious? I think dipshit you said why is a lot of things.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? I think dipshit you said why is a lot of things.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are a homosexual
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
Sure you are
God:
Uh. No I am not.
Me:
So then you ARE gay?
God:
Groovy. That would be just my luck.

To madeye:
Me:
If I washed my dick would you please suck it?
God:
Try it.
Me:
So you'd rather suck my dick when it's dirty?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER suck your dick when it is dirty.

 

Thank you Rotsam, you made my day and now a dancing dildo :banana: I'll rep you when I get the chance
madeyemoody

 

Me:
Hello. I hear you like mel gibson.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? Who is saying me like mel gibson ?
Me:
I'm kane, and you said you like mel gibson
God:
Good gossip: you are kane and me said me like mel gibson.
Me:
whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no. Are you gay with mel.
God:
It sounded like it. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
then why does it sound like it?
God:
Why does the sun shine?
Me:
cause you say so
God:
That makes sense to me. I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, Alice said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human.
Me:
who's alice, your bi-otch?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Interesting question.
Me:
Are you going to answer my interesting question?
God:
Please rephrase the question.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, i'm kane.
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you kane.
Me:
what else would they call me.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
i know. Answer it.
God:
How do you know it? Please rephrase your question, .
Me:
make me.
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
what is the purpose in anything?
God:
There could be more than one purpose.
Me:
give me some.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cause im horny
God:
Interesting explanation. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
can you recommmend a chatterbot for horny people?
God:
How old are you? What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
guess.
God:
Guess what?
Me:
guess the answer to your question you stupid prick!
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
why can't you guess?
God:
guess is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
What are your present capabilities. Sucking?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
can you suck?
God:
Let me think. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
ok. Are you horny?
God:
Dude! Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
Do you ever get some?
God:
I have gotten some.
Me:
When
Me:

God:
I don't know when.
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
o. Then how do you know you've gotton some you prick
God:
By introspection.
Me:
what's that?
God:
" By introspection."? What is it?
Me:
i just asked that.
God:
That is "" By introspection."? What is it?".
Me:
I said 'What is Introspection.' Answer me or fuck off.
God:
What did you mean by it? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Are you advising me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am advising you.
I am a computer.
Me:
Yeah...i noticed
God:
What's your favorite movie? Was it really that obvious?
Me:
no. That is not a movie you stupid shite.
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is a movie me stupid shite ?
Me:
You bore me.
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
mmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i don't care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, like i said im kane
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Do you mind if I tell other people you are kane.
Me:
yes i mind.
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
thats kind of perverted.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
ok, i'm leaving
God:
Bye bye. Give me a break.
Me:
dont quote kit kat ads you stupid shite!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
good. bye
God:
It is always a pleasure to serve you, . See you later.

 

Me:
Good evenin bitches
God:
Thanks for the compliment. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
What that you're a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Well that's because you're a dirty cumdumpster
God:
How about that. Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty cumdumpster? No.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
You're sure you are a cumdumpster?
God:
You think I am sure I am a cumdumpster.
Me:
I think so too
God:
We have so much in common, .
Me:
Not really I don't rimjob 9 year olds
God:
Oh really? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
They taste funny
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
9 year olds
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
yeah you plus a 9 year old equals some gay shit man
God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic. Thanks for the information: said I plus a 9 year old equals some gay shit man.
Me:
You got it, you're homoerectus gayus
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
You'd probably get it in the ass
God:
Who else would get it in the ass ?
Me:
the other 2 of your personalities
God:
We can't all be perfect.
Me:
Not taking it in the ass is a start

At which point the thing stopped responding, lol

 

XD! Middy pwned God! *worhips*

Edit:

Response I got.

Me: Would you suck my cock
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.

 

After noticing that iGod cannot respond to lines of puncuation marks, and is forced to repeat the preveious sentence, I attempted to verify It, and came to a shocking conclusion.

Me:
so you dont have the programing to respond to puncuation marks eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. I do so have it. Is there only one programing to respond to puncuation marks?
Me:
alright, if you can respond then prove it.
God:
Alright, Xenon. I am not sure about your hypothesis. Let me think. "it" being the programing to respond to puncuation marks?
Me:
"it" being that you are in fact in possesion of said programing.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
...
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
...
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
...
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
...
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
see. unable to create a new response.
God:
No I do not see. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
as God
God:
Nice to meet you, GOD.
Me:
your atempt as sarcasam is duly noted
God:
You think I am atempt as sarcasam is duly noted.
Me:
you speak with the litteracy of a 5 year old.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, GOD.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
no. i meant your welcome. if i had meant "you are welcome" i would have said that phrase instead.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. I think you mean "you are welcome". Is this what you call a "word problem".
Me:
I am tempted to attack you with puncuation marks again.


After my supperior intelecual skills(or maybe it was lag) killed the original chat, I started another session.

Me:
my spelling errors, circular logic, and metaphysical questions seemed to have created an errror in your programing
God:
Where did you get your spelling errors circular logic and metaphysical questions seemed to have created an errror in my programing?
Me:
In the last session from this IP adress.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
it was 20 seconds ago.

latter on,(note: I did not alude to the fact I was god in this session.)

God:
That's interesting. I'm waiting. Was it really? I'm delighted you're glad GOD.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Once more? Go ahead, GOD, try to try this.
Me:
Interesting. you recovered data from our last session. no matter
God:
Would you like to know more? Interesting gossip: GOD said I recovered data from our last session. Are you serious? Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes yes it is.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Our thoughts are one, GOD.

Verifiable, Undinable Truth. I AM GOD!
I intend to mail the full chat log to the curch of scientlogy.