Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot - T

[realmess]

Title: Odd Ideas
Author: Rorschach's Blot
Rating: T
Genre: Parody
Pairing: it is a parody of Harry/veela Draco in the 1st chapter, 2- Harry raised by Moody, 3- Harry in Azkaban
Status: WIP
Summary: Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565609/1/

The first chapter is the best.

[Dark Syaoran]

Veela Draco pisses me off. He's a whiny little bitch that is not hot. He isnt some uber bad-ass that every girl at Hogwarts wants either. <--- that had nothing to do with this story thou, just a rant.

It's alright.

[Nuit]

“Fine,” Harry's fear overriding his normal objections, “but what about your unrequited love affair with Ron?”
“What love affair?”
“Well the two of you fight all the time and everyone has been saying that it's because of the sexual tension between the two of you.” Harry spoke quickly, not wanting to waist anymore precious seconds than he had too.
“What?” Ron shouted glancing at Hermione, “the two of us are just friends.”
“Yeah,” Hermione agreed, “by your logic Malfoy would be a better match for Ron than I would be. The two of them fight way more then the two of us do.”
Too true, I hate it when people explain Ron/Herman this way.

[RagefulLlama]

Those were great it has been a while since I laughed that hard :lol:

[ip82]

Man, this new one-shot is the best so far!

This guy is brilliant, too bad he doesn't write these ideas a little more seriously...

[ShadowedDarkness]

Just finsihed the veela draco pardoy, and that first year girl is good. Maybe they should set her upon Voldemort? Rosarch's Blot is one of the writers that seem as if they could go professional and do well.