MAGNUM RUBBER(Samuel L. Jackson): HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING BEARS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SUBMARINE WITH NO ONE NOTICING?​

 

Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER

^I found that flash video the other day, but I haven't seen the actual motion picture yet. The trailer is really funny IMO though. (I suppose I could have posted this in the "Funny Video Clips Thread", but this is connected to SoaP.)

 

lol, good comic. The other day i saw Snakes on a Train, which i can safely say is probably the worst movie ive ever seen. The good thing was it was so bad it was funny so i didnt feel like i was wasting my life any more then normal. Its a ripoff of Snakes on a Plane as you've probably geussed, except im geussing it probably had the budget of a kids lunch money.

 

Snakes on a Plane is amazing... Samuel L. Jackson is my -hero-

No really... who the fuck thinks of this stuff? What's next? Chickens on a Bus?

 

I saw that film, and in England, its rated 15. it's a good film, don't get me wrong. but wtf were they thinking rating it 15?! wasn't it a little too explicit?!?!

 

A good film my ass. That has to one of the worst movies I've ever seen and I've seen Napoleon Dynamite.

 

well i thought it was okay. i mean, the idea of snakes on a plane was shit, but it was hilarious.

 

well thats okay. i only went to watch it because i heard it was good :S, it's okay for a laugh though.

 

i havnt seen snakes on a plane, though im geussing i will at some point since a lot of my friends like idiotic pointless movies. Is it meant to be so crappy its funny or were the writers just expermenting with drugs and had been drunk for a couple weeks?

 

i don't think they meant it to be funny, but that's what makes it so funny. the fact that they were so serious about puttin snakes on a plane.

 

It's like listening to some politicos: you know 99% of what they bark is bullshit, but you listen anyways, because you have this perverse desire to know what kind of bullshit they can come up.

 

"The plane of the righteous man is beset on all sides of the cabin by the iniquities of the slithering and the tyranny of snakes. Blesssssed is he, who in the name of anti-venom and First Class Flights, shepherds Kenan Thompson through the valley of snakes, for he is truly the passenger's keeper and the killer of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great venom and broken bottles attatched to sticks, those who would attempt to poison and bite my brothers. And you will know my name is Samuel L. Jackon when I lay my big black anaconda upon thee. "

~Samuel L. Jackson on "Biblical Snakes"

 

There are loads of short parodies on YouTube.

Lions on a bus is my favourite, Its just some guy dressed as a lion who gets on a real bus full of passengers then his friend shouts:
"There's a lion on the bus!! and starts screaming.
While their friend films the 'panic' on camera.

Other Ideas:

Salmon on a Trampoline.

Racoons on an ice-cream truck.

Dogs on a frigate.

Whales on a train.

Cows in an SUV.

Chinchillas on a bicycle.

Hamster's on a ferris wheel

Polar Bears on a bus


Cats on a motorbike

Kestrals on a spitfire

Squid on a HGV

Oh god!.......... I could go on and on forever, anyone else come up with anything?

 

i saw a bit of that movie but i had to stop it was too stupid, samuel l jackson really let me down in that movie

 

woah are you talking to me? what did i do?

 

From The Rules:

 

What a moron. Man that movie is like 6 months old. Then you have the balls to ask what you did? read the rules, it says dont necro unless you have anything good to say. I dont think "Samuel jackson let me down in that moive" is considered good.

Edit: This is why you should make an intro thread and read the rules before making a stupid post like this. You've barely joined the site and you're already off to a bad start. Go read the Rules, FAQ's, Stickies and in your case MORNS NOT NEED APPLY.