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What not to do as an evil Overlord

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Midknight, Sep 16, 2005.

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  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sep 16, 2005 #1
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    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    heh... thats great... read that a few weeks back i think... pretty funny.. and quite educational as well for all you beginning darkies...
     
  3. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    yeah had it in my sig fr a week or two, changed it to a jada quote
     
  4. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    this one's great:

    143: If one of my daughters actually manages to win the hero and openly defies me, I will congratulate her on her choice, declare a national holiday to celebrate the wedding, and proclaim the hero my heir. This will probably be enough to break up the relationship. If not, at least I am assured that no hero will attack my Legions of Terror when they are holding a parade in his honor.
     
  5. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    I remember this site from several years back. I personally like

    and

     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Heh. This is great.
     
  7. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Hehe..This always cracks me up.
     
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    Lmao, priceless.
     
  9. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    they did a update of this recently, trying to find a link to the whole thing
     
  10. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    ROFL
     
  11. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    voldemort tried to do that but it didn't work for him now did it?
     
  12. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, the Evil Overlord list is always good for a laugh (and, more often than not, practical advice).
     
  13. Silent

    Silent Kinky Wench

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    Everyone plotting world domination, whether seriously or just for fun, has to read these at least once. Aside from being funny, they make a lot of sense. :D
     
  14. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    I would love it if someone writes a fic with Harry ruling the world by following these rules. Its alot to keep in mind, but it would be funny for Harry to say every once in a while "Oh no, I am not doing that I remember rule # 156." It would make for a great dark parody.
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Good idea. *writes it into HoS*
     
  16. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Make that into a challenge in the challenge section. If I ever get free time Ill do it.