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Oneshot Harry Potter and the Quest for Tail by Xiph0 - T

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Xiph0, Sep 11, 2006.

3.25/5, 12 votes
  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Sep 11, 2006 #1
    Title: Harry Potter and the Quest for Tail
    Author: Xiph0
    Rating: T/PG-13
    Genre: (Tasteless) Humor
    Pairing: None.
    Words: 586
    Published: September 11, 2006
    Status: One-Shot Complete.
    Summary: In a world full of witches sporting tails, will Harry ever find the one right for him? [/intentionally misleading - I want Romance-Fan flames, god-damnit :p]
    Link: Ficwad


    DarkSyaoran and I were discussing Big D's Pokegirls fic, the concept of "Pokegirls", and somehow this is the end result.


    Checked by Minion, August 18, 2013
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 18, 2013
  2. Xenon

    Xenon Professor

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    Sep 11, 2006 #2
    That good sir, was made of win. 4/5
     
  3. Nexus

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    Sep 11, 2006 #3
    rofl. That is one of the weirdest things that i have read. 4/5
     
  4. Scarty

    Scarty Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Sep 11, 2006 #4
    Just one word: Funny xD

    That was a short good read 4/5
     
  5. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Sep 11, 2006 #5
    Entertainingly surreal. Not much point or substance but I will admit that any time I see a tail... I want to pull it. They're like handles for swinging people around from.
     
  6. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Sep 12, 2006 #6
    Huh?

    I-I-I just...what?

    4/5 for sheer creativity. Although I still don't get it...
     
  7. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Sep 12, 2006 #7
    Hey Xiph. Brain explosion! We win!
     
  8. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Sep 12, 2006 #8
    ^_^ I think this might've been one of the better idea's we've had :p


    /goes to add to the Humor C2.
     
  9. Niffler Lord

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    Sep 12, 2006 #9
    That was funny. Nice job guys.

    4/5
     
  10. Kiklo

    Kiklo Seventh Year

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    Sep 15, 2006 #10
    Original, and I never knew tails could be sluttish...which is quite strange, as is the whole story though in a humoristic nature. 4/5
     
  11. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Sep 15, 2006 #11
    "Tail" can mean "ass" and men like to "tap that ass". There for, looking for tail, is looking for ass, is looking for something warm, moist, and tight to have sex with.

    The End :p
     
  12. Kiklo

    Kiklo Seventh Year

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    Sep 16, 2006 #12
    Lol, Ok, that changes a few things, but makes it a whole lot funnier..if that really was the case. Naughty Dumbles!!
     
  13. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Ah, doing my part as a teacher to corrupt the younger generation. :)
     
  14. Mage

    Mage Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Sep 19, 2006 #14
    lol, that had to be one of the most random things ive ever read. That being said keep up the good work. 4/5 for imagination and creating possibly the most random HP fanfic.
     
  15. Vascudo

    Vascudo First Year

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    Sep 20, 2006 #15
    Random, yet I was NOT amused, give me back my 60 seconds!:whipped:
     
  16. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Fic moved to PatronusCharm.net. Could someone pls change the address in the first post?

    --bornagainpenguin
     
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