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Complete Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot - T

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Gawl, Sep 21, 2005.

  1. Gawl

    Gawl First Year

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    Title: Make A Wish
    Author: Rorschach's Blot
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Action/Adventure
    Pairing: None so far
    Chapters: 50
    Words: 187,589
    Updated: June 17, 2006
    Published: March 23, 2005

    Status: Complete
    Summary: Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2318355/1/


    The thread for its sequel 'The Hunt For Harry Potter' can be found here:
    https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=2576



    Checked by Minion: November 17, 2012
     
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  2. Vecna

    Vecna Fourth Year

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    I've been following this one for a while, even thought he its sort of iffy, i find that it is funny as hell because hes lucky and less skilled.
     
  3. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    this story is just funny. READ IT. It'll make you chuckle. :D
     
  4. Demon God of Chaos

    Demon God of Chaos Seventh Year

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    it IS funny indeed...

    reminds me of Mr. Bean
     
  5. Beelzebu

    Beelzebu Guest

    hmmm....yes, but the reason i find this story good is because it has so many different aspects to it...like the fact that harry isnt stuck in one place too long but moves around magical europe...
     
  6. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    I agree. This is a funny fic- there's plenty of suspense in the sense that You never know what's gonna happen to Harry next- but yeah, its like Mr.Bean or Johnny English, hes completely unaware of it, but hes doing a wonderful job apprehending crime, etcetc.

    And the Padamus Da Grim Nomed Black thing really grabbed my interested.
     
  7. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    LOVE this fic. Its been updated again (its pretty regular)


    HIGHLY recommend it.

    Check it out.

    Now, shoo and start reading.
     
  8. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Hrmm. I think I tried to read this once but stopped... since it seems so funny and I need a laugh I'll try again.
     
  9. Elcyion

    Elcyion Squib

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    I like it, I mean who doesnt like to read about deatheaters dying in so many weird ways.. Poor Lestrange
     
  10. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    I think i posted the topic a month ago but mysteriously it got deleted...
    :*: Looks innocently at the administrators :*:

    Ah, what the hell. it's a great story and the death eaters die and are captured in so many weird ways.

    You'll get a laugh out of this one.
     
  11. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Indeed...this is one of my favorite stories. He does such a great job of fixing things, and apprehending crime but doesn't know it. Other people read more into his innocent comments, like that mob boss. I also like how Lestrange and Co. died. I'll never look at a Pepsi machine the same ever again.
     
  12. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    This is great.

    I remember when I read it last it only had a few chapters. It stopped after he beat those four Death Eaters in Holland. I hadnt seen it since then.

    Go Harry and your luck!
     
  13. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    NEw chapter up.


    Very funny stuff. The whole thing with Henchgirl is HILARIOUS (to me at least, although my sense of Humor is a little fucked up to say the least).
     
  14. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    chuck, you don't have to say it, we already know, lol.

    this fic has escalated recently. It's gotten a fair amount better. Honestly. A centuries old- man? bah. love it. Hope the author finds his way here sometime.
     
  15. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Harry still has yet to get some ass... how can you go around Europe to 'live' if your not gonna get some ass. Does he want to die a virgin?
     
  16. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Good point.


    Tell the author. :D :D :D
     
  17. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I know that as Mr Black he is pretty old but couldnt he just take the glamour off once and bang those two buxom backpackers he ran into in Holland and saw again in Germany. I think they were the same girls... it didnt say they were but ya know... it looked like they were. Or Henchgirl, lol.
     
  18. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Or a prostitute.



    Oh what!! Don't act like you DON'T think about it!!

    Look, prostitutes are TRAINED to give pleasure. THEY OFFER A SERVICE!!!

    FUCK YOU GUYS!!! I'M NOT A PERVERT FOR WANTING TO BANG A HOOKER!!
     
  19. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    :shock: ....Not a pervert indeed..... :lol:
     
  20. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Woah... dude, this is DLP... most of the active users have read your stories we expect nothing less from you then something perverse...
     
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