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Author says Harry Potter is gay!

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zevrillion, Oct 10, 2005.

  1. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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  2. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I don't care if it was a joke or not, calling Harry Potter gay, and the bad guys wimps, by a ex-priest

    [spoiler:547a551acf] totally kicks ass. I like that guy, rofl Thats like telling a 5 year old Christmas ain't happening ever again. Hardcore[/spoiler:547a551acf]
     
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    O_O ... wow... what a dick...

    [spoiler:14d2ae333e]WE should invite him to join us! ^_^[/spoiler:14d2ae333e]
     
  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Mr. Midknight would like to concur with Mr. Vash.

    Also I hear his book is decent, *goes off to let someone hack his PC to use it for bad means so I can read a ebook copy of it*

    I'd also like to restate the following: He's hardcore. That is all.
     
  5. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    i agree
     
  6. HashBrowns

    HashBrowns First Year

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    Affirmative.
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Mr. Giovanni would like to concur with the afforementioned views expressed in this online social hub.
     
  8. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I saw that a few days ago. He is harcore, isnt he? Teacher's had a big sad.
     
  9. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Talk about necroing a thread....................
     
  10. malaga

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    As it's already been necroed, I'd like to add;

    Of course he's gay. He dated Ginny, didn't he? That's like dating Ron in a wig.

    *refuses to think about the epilogue ever. They never went past dating, he came to his senses and got Gabrielle or Daphne or someone instead*
     
  11. Aerin

    Aerin Seventh Year

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    True, but Canon!Harry is an idiot. He can't see that.
     
  12. Muttering Condolences

    Muttering Condolences Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    I'm not gay, but I think I'd prefer a cock in my ass over having to deal with the rancid, crab infested bush of Ginny Weasley.
     
  13. Garret P.I.

    Garret P.I. Backtraced

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    That might happen anyway if you were having to deal with her.

    I'm thinking she's got futa material lurking amongst the curls.
     
  14. Mors

    Mors Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Ginny is a trap?
     
  15. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    All Weasley's are males didn't you notice? o_o Molly doesn't really count since she married in.
     
  16. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    These post made me shoot milk out me nose.
     
  17. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    There are a few fics out there where canon!Harry discovers that it was it was a love potion/spell/charm/piece of jewelry and proceeds to kill/humiliate Ginny and hook up with one of the hotties. *sighs* Those are on my favorites list................
     
  18. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    I don't know... I value my anal virginity, but I'd rather "Doctor Junior" didn't go anywhere near the Whore's muff.

    Quoted for truth.

    No, he married Ginny. But he then proceeded to have one-night stands with various witches using the famous pickup line "Hey, I'm the Boy Who Lived!" Which he kindfully obliviated after the action.

    Needless to say, the Weasels were pretty shocked to see the dozen Harry lookalikes running around when James started going to Hogwarts.
     
  19. Jolersoer

    Jolersoer Third Year

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    And with a bit of luck Harry was into heavy fetichism, bondage and scato and Ginny had to suffer horribly...

    I just read what I wrote and I am disgusted with myself, it's not good for my imagination to stay awake at 4:50am...

    In fact when I think about it again, Ginny would probably enjoy this kind of things...
    /me thinks about a 2girls1cup with Ginny... my god... what have I done...
    /me go to the bathroom
     
  20. Oujou Akaash

    Oujou Akaash Unspeakable

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    ....the link to the page is no more. damn
     
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