Let's have some fun :)

[Yarrgh!]

Okay, here's the game. You make up a funny, outlandish title for a Harry Potter fic. You can put up as many as you want, and this isn't turn based at all, it's all just for fun.

I'll start:

Harry Potter and Hooked on Phonics, the path to the Spelling Bee!

[The Dark Monarch]

Harry Potter and the Power of ginny's love.
LIKE PLZORZ READ THIS! I LIKE SUK AT SUMARIZZIES111!!!1!1

[bloodmage]

The above one was lame...

[Thalarian]

The above one should keep the mouth shut...

Okay, here's the game. You make up a funny, outlandish title for a Harry Potter fic. You can put up as many as you want, and this isn't turn based at all, it's all just for fun.

I'll start:

Harry Potter and Hooked on Phonics, the path to the Spelling Bee!

Don't you mean 'Huked On Fonix' ~_^



Harry Potter and The Neverland Ranch
(Pre-Philosopher Stone Fic)

[Darius]

LOL, too great.

Harry Potter and the Never Ending Trial

Sequal to Neverland Ranch

[World]

Harry Potter and, you know, liek, stuff
Harry gets a makeover by his american cousin...

Harry Potter and the distraction of nak-ooh, shiny...

Harry umm Potter, and this err other dude, you know, this guy that did ... stuff

Hmm, quality decreasing towards the end (and the other way 'round as well ;) ... I'd better stop now.

[Inquisition]

I'm Just a Ministerial Decree... Harry Potter meets Schoolhouse Rock.

[Jon]

Harry Potter and the Power of He-Man.

[Jamven]

Harry Potter and the Power of the country fried, slightly burnt, oven baked, over cooked, microwavable barbecued sparrow.

[The Dark Monarch]

Harry Potter and the Power Of The Starbucks ESPRESSO!!

Harry Potter And The Music Of Duran Duran.
Summary: Harry Is Hungry Like The Wolf! And Likes Watching Girls On Film.

[Rob]

Harry Potter: Bathroom Fungus Made Fun!

Curious Potter and The Man in the Yellow Hat

(I can't claim credit for this one, but it's funny nonetheless:) Ron Weasley and that Stupid Kid with the Glasses

Harry Potter and the Itsy-bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Invisibility Cloak

[Thalarian]

Harry Potter And The Horse Love

[Mercenary]

Harry Potter and the Hungry Hippos.

[Jon]

Harry Potter and the Hilarious Pie.

[Necrule Paen]

Harry Potter in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
considered title for CoS

[Jon]

Harry Potter and the Gigantic Genital

[Amerision]

Harry Potter and the Far-Right Conservatives

PostOOTP Harry Potter had always been a racist. He just never knew it. When a letter from Gringotts tells him he's inherited the strings behind the entire British National Party, the secret is revealed. Now an ultra-conservative, Harry sees the light and wages war against the liberal crossdressers of Hogwarts.

:::

Harry Potter and the Chingy Academy of Pimpology

PostHBP: Utterly terrified of Voldemort, Harry decides to just run away and hide. Finding himself in the slums of Nottingham, he quickly finds that he needs an education to survive the dangerous streets. Dragging his first bitch Ginny Weasley with him, he enrolls into the prestigous Chingy Academy of Pimpology. He'll need more than a pimpcane and a magical pimpslap to come through alive...

:::

Harry Potter and the Retard-Who-Lived

AU Nobody is quite sure how Harry Potter survived, but they all agree on one thing - it wasn't his intelligence. Join Harry and his down syndrome affected friend Ron Weasley as they battle against the mean nurse and her tranqualizer shots. Can they save their Fragile X syndrome friend Hermione from the evil Headmaster Tom Riddle and his Euthanasia before dessert?

:::

Harry Potter and the Indpendent Reality Check

PostOOTP Breaking free of his bonds, Harry trains for a year with a time turner and faces Voldemort. Watch as he dies a painful, horrendous death while getting a much needed reality check.

:::

[Inquisition]

A excerpt from the Retard-Who-Lived:

'Harry trumbled up to the head table. "DEET DEET!" he shouted at the Headmaster, pointing and clapping. "DEET DEET!" McGonagall just stared.

"Why the Hell did I ever start working here?" she asked rhetorically, while Riddle looked on in sympathy.'

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Harry Potter: The Musical, complete with tapdancing Potions Master Snape. Discover the magic of Hogwarts through deafening musical displays and paper sets. Immerse yourself in substandard seating and mediocre refreshments as you watch underpaid performers lose all their dignity.

:::

Harry Potter and the Magic of Heroin:

In which Harry and friends discover the magical power of heavy drug use. Potions Master Snape discovers the final ingredient to the fantasmic potion he just tried to make one day... Marijuana! Fun and hilarity ensue as Snape force-feeds the potion to Potter, then it's down to the kitchens to relieve those munchies! Later on, alcohol abuse in the dormitories leading up to one question...

How the Hell did I end up in bed with Professor Dumbledore?

[Nuntis]

Harry Potter and the...Large Cat That Looks Suspiciously Like Aslan?

Harry Potter and the Question of 42


[...I'm stopping now. For my own sanity.]

[madeyemoody]

Harry Potter and the Hot Coffee Mod

[Dark Minion]

i suck at title's
oh im suckin at sumery's 2



Addendum:

Well, yeah, erm, ok, it wasn't that original ...
it has been done before (http://www.fanfiction.net/search.php?field=title&plus_keywords=suck+titles&minus_keywords=&categoryid=0&languageid=0&genreid=0&ratingid=0&statusid=0&datetype=0&fromyear=0&frommonth=0&toyear=0&tomonth=0)

[Darius]

That's just bad.

Harry Potter and the STD's

Travel with Harry as he learns just how painful a life with Ghonnarhea can be.

[Jamven]

Harry Potter and who am I sleeping with tonight?

Harry Potter and the Meat Grinder of Doom

[Aensland]

Damn dark beat me to throwing my kitchenware into a title.. well here's mine anyway

Harry Potter and the Pizza-slicer of Antigone

Harry Potter and the Running Shoes That Make you Buff like a Strongman

err... kinda lame... I'll stop now.

Edit: Strongman is actually a competition where, from what I understand, huge guys lift kegs of concrete and giant rocks and stuff like that, for those that don't know.

[Inquisition]

Harry Potter and the Yiddish Cup

Voldemort has been defeated... but a new evil is on the rise. Eric Bauman! Using his band of obtuse website-visitors and his evil watermark of doom to spead terror and plagiarism throughout the Internet at Hogwarts.

:::

Harry Potter and the Nine-Month Gestation Period

Watch as the Boy-Who-Lived develops from a combination of a drunken mistake and one of James Potter's retarded sperm cells into the happy smiling baby stage we see for about thirteen seconds in the First Movie, before he becomes the Four-Eyed Little Nosy Bugger you see the rest of the time.

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Yes, I admit I spent a bit more time on the second one.

[Mercenary]

Harry Potter and walking

See Harry Potter, See Harry Potter Walk, See Harry Potter Run! Good Harry Potter!

[Litha Riddle]

Harry Potter and the Ring of Fire!

Join Harry as he tries to recover from a post drink curry. With all the trials of diarrhoea and the hunt for the Alker Seltzer, will Harry manage to survive with his dignity intact?

[Nexus]

Harry Potter meets Forrest Gump.

"Run Harry Run, thats what my Jenny always used to say....."

[deathtehfluffybunny]

The Sadistic and Sodomistic Adventures of Harry Potter

[Mercenary]

Harry Potter and something, I forgot...LOL!

[Amerision]

Harry Potter and the Arabian Terrorist Who Lived

AU OOTP - When Harry finds that the Potters are actually a family of terrorist shieks from Saudi Arabia, he must live up to his family name and declare Jihad on Lord Voldemort. Watch as he amasses his concubine and sends his classmates on fruitless scuicide missions!


Harry Potter and the Whore of Hogwarts

AU Sixth Year - Harry returns to Hogwarts only to find a new killer on the loose. Killing her victims with fatal STDs, it's up to Harry to save the school from doom. Can he defeat her? Join Harry and his trusty condoms as he plunges through the school to conquer evil.

Harry Potter and the Pedophilic Nurse

AU HBP - Harry's landed himself in the infirmary once more. But when he skips his sleeping draught, he finds himself the sole witness to a terrible act - on himself! Forced to endure the bony, intruding hands of Madam Pomfrey, can he prove her guilt and save his virtue?


Harry Potter and the Headmaster Gone Psycho

AU HBP - Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are accidently locked up in Grimmauld Place with Dumbledore. Forced to wait out the curse until the next 48 hours, the five of them make do. But Dumbledore is running out of lemon drops, and his sanity is slipping. Can Harry and his friends escape the crazed Headmaster and make it out of the house alive?

[apocalypsemeow]

Harry Potter and the IRC room

Harry Potter discovers the joys of the internet when left alone one night at the Dursleys. What happens when a changed Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts? Will Hermione (Or any other girl, for that matter) figure out what he's been up to?

Harry Potter's Wandophobia

Harry Potter develops a sudden fear of wands! What will happen to our hero as he descovers a way to manipulate magic without any help from a wooden stick!

Harry Potter and the WMD

Harry Potter becomes convinced that Voldemort is working with the DoM to create a secret weapon...one that could destroy the wizarding world. See as Harry goes on his search to discover these weapons, and discover himself along the way...

Heh. This is what I got atm. I shall have to think of more...

[Jon]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/238/2/3/New_Harry_book_by_french_teapot.jpg