Harry Potter and the Giant Squid by Ishtar - T

[magyareagle]

Title: Harry Potter and the Giant Squid
Author: Ishtar
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Status: Finished
Pairings: H/Squid
Suggested category: "Humor/Parody"
Summary: Hermione finds out about Harry's prior relationship.
Link: http://ishtar.fanficauthors.net/Harry_Potter_and_the_Giant_Squid/The_Giant_Squid.php

A well written one-shot, that I found to be quite funny. I normally avoid one shots, but this one had me chuckling for quite some time.

[MrINBN]

Heh. The whole idea of Harry/Squid is a bit disturbing, but it's funny overall. 4/5.

[Amerision]

So utterly ridiculous it was hilarious.

4.5/5

[SushiZ]

That shit is freaky but extremely funny. 4/5.

[Tsukiyomi-chan]

hehe, very good. kinda freaky, but i saw a harry/winky one once, and that was just wrong.

5/5

[Dark Minion]

Hey, it's funny but it's nowhere disturbing or freaky. The disturbing parts aren't mentioned at all. You all should scourgify your dirty mind!

Well, there are some disturbing fics out there ... I once saw a McGonagall/Crookshanks pairing ... and Padfoot impregnating some stylish poodle ... that was disturbing ...

Back to Ishtar: The plotbunny has great potential. Anyone remembers the power the Dark Lord knows not?

[radioactive]

I'm personally a big fan of Squidditch! :P
4/5

[Xiph0]

....That was a waste of my time.

It features:

Happy Harry.

Nonsubtle references.

Batshit weird ideas about Squid culture (Atlantis?).

802 words total.

I don't mind length at all, but if you're going to write comedy, it should deliver.

This didn't.

2/5 for not destroying the English language.

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From the IRC:

<xiph0>Xiph0: "Hermione peered into the bucket. "Harry, it's a … squid? A little one. But it has green eyes. They practically light up. So those …" "
<xiph0>Xiph0: OMG LOL!
<xiph0>Xiph0: I WONDER WUT HAPPENEDEDED?
<xiph0>Xiph0: [/sargasm]
<linked_up>LINKed_up: LOL
<mrmucus[lurk]>MrMucus: ^ should post that
<xiph0>Xiph0: Will :D</xiph0></mrmucus[lurk]></linked_up></xiph0></xiph0></xiph0></xiph0>

[MrMucus]

1/5 for not being a horror and no squid/females.

[razz]

Eh ... this is crap.

It's not really bestiality. It's not particularly funny. It's not really anything but a waste of time, imo.

1/5

[magyareagle]

This is not supposed to be beastiality, it's supposed to be a humorous drabble, and in that regard, I think it succeeds.

[Jon]

Ishtar is one crazy author.

4.*9*/5
* == repeater

[Mercenary]

"Why Squidditch of course!"

4.5/5

[valancedom]

Excellent fic. Add it!

[Dark Syaoran]

I'll have to agree with Xiph on this. It fails to deliver.