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magyareagle
11-15-2006, 08:15 PM
Title: Harry Potter and the Giant Squid
Author: Ishtar
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Status: Finished
Pairings: H/Squid
Suggested category: "Humor/Parody"
Summary: Hermione finds out about Harry's prior relationship.
Link: http://ishtar.fanficauthors.net/Harry_Potter_and_the_Giant_Squid/The_Giant_Squid.php

A well written one-shot, that I found to be quite funny. I normally avoid one shots, but this one had me chuckling for quite some time.

MrINBN
11-15-2006, 08:39 PM
Heh. The whole idea of Harry/Squid is a bit disturbing, but it's funny overall. 4/5.

Amerision
11-15-2006, 09:18 PM
So utterly ridiculous it was hilarious.

4.5/5

SushiZ
11-15-2006, 09:20 PM
That shit is freaky but extremely funny. 4/5.

Tsukiyomi-chan
11-15-2006, 10:33 PM
hehe, very good. kinda freaky, but i saw a harry/winky one once, and that was just wrong.

5/5

Dark Minion
11-16-2006, 04:03 PM
Hey, it's funny but it's nowhere disturbing or freaky. The disturbing parts aren't mentioned at all. You all should scourgify your dirty mind!

Well, there are some disturbing fics out there ... I once saw a McGonagall/Crookshanks pairing ... and Padfoot impregnating some stylish poodle ... that was disturbing ...

Back to Ishtar: The plotbunny has great potential. Anyone remembers the power the Dark Lord knows not?

radioactive
11-21-2006, 05:28 PM
I'm personally a big fan of Squidditch! :P
4/5

Xiph0
11-22-2006, 07:53 AM
....That was a waste of my time.

It features:

Happy Harry.

Nonsubtle references.

Batshit weird ideas about Squid culture (Atlantis?).

802 words total.

I don't mind length at all, but if you're going to write comedy, it should deliver.

This didn't.

2/5 for not destroying the English language.

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From the IRC:

<xiph0>Xiph0: "Hermione peered into the bucket. "Harry, it's a … squid? A little one. But it has green eyes. They practically light up. So those …" "
<xiph0>Xiph0: OMG LOL!
<xiph0>Xiph0: I WONDER WUT HAPPENEDEDED?
<xiph0>Xiph0: [/sargasm]
<linked_up>LINKed_up: LOL
<mrmucus[lurk]>MrMucus: ^ should post that
<xiph0>Xiph0: Will :D</xiph0></mrmucus[lurk]></linked_up></xiph0></xiph0></xiph0></xiph0>

MrMucus
11-22-2006, 08:12 AM
1/5 for not being a horror and no squid/females.

razz
11-28-2006, 08:55 AM
Eh ... this is crap.

It's not really bestiality. It's not particularly funny. It's not really anything but a waste of time, imo.

1/5

magyareagle
11-28-2006, 10:58 PM
This is not supposed to be beastiality, it's supposed to be a humorous drabble, and in that regard, I think it succeeds.

Jon
11-29-2006, 12:31 AM
Ishtar is one crazy author.

4.*9*/5
* == repeater

Mercenary
11-29-2006, 03:41 AM
"Why Squidditch of course!"

4.5/5

valancedom
11-29-2006, 05:08 PM
Excellent fic. Add it!

Dark Syaoran
11-29-2006, 09:30 PM
I'll have to agree with Xiph on this. It fails to deliver.