View Full Version : Harry Potter and the Giant Squid by Ishtar - T
11-15-2006, 07:15 PM
Title: Harry Potter and the Giant Squid
Suggested category: "Humor/Parody"
Summary: Hermione finds out about Harry's prior relationship.
A well written one-shot, that I found to be quite funny. I normally avoid one shots, but this one had me chuckling for quite some time.
11-15-2006, 07:39 PM
Heh. The whole idea of Harry/Squid is a bit disturbing, but it's funny overall. 4/5.
11-15-2006, 08:18 PM
So utterly ridiculous it was hilarious.
11-15-2006, 08:20 PM
That shit is freaky but extremely funny. 4/5.
11-15-2006, 09:33 PM
hehe, very good. kinda freaky, but i saw a harry/winky one once, and that was just wrong.
11-16-2006, 03:03 PM
Hey, it's funny but it's nowhere disturbing or freaky. The disturbing parts aren't mentioned at all. You all should scourgify your dirty mind!
Well, there are some disturbing fics out there ... I once saw a McGonagall/Crookshanks pairing ... and Padfoot impregnating some stylish poodle ... that was disturbing ...
Back to Ishtar: The plotbunny has great potential. Anyone remembers the power the Dark Lord knows not?
11-21-2006, 04:28 PM
I'm personally a big fan of Squidditch! :P
11-22-2006, 06:53 AM
....That was a waste of my time.
Batshit weird ideas about Squid culture (Atlantis?).
802 words total.
I don't mind length at all, but if you're going to write comedy, it should deliver.
2/5 for not destroying the English language.
From the IRC:
<xiph0>Xiph0: "Hermione peered into the bucket. "Harry, it's a … squid? A little one. But it has green eyes. They practically light up. So those …" "
<xiph0>Xiph0: OMG LOL!
<xiph0>Xiph0: I WONDER WUT HAPPENEDEDED?
<mrmucus[lurk]>MrMucus: ^ should post that
<xiph0>Xiph0: Will :D</xiph0></mrmucus[lurk]></linked_up></xiph0></xiph0></xiph0></xiph0>
11-22-2006, 07:12 AM
1/5 for not being a horror and no squid/females.
Eh ... this is crap.
It's not really bestiality. It's not particularly funny. It's not really anything but a waste of time, imo.
11-28-2006, 09:58 PM
This is not supposed to be beastiality, it's supposed to be a humorous drabble, and in that regard, I think it succeeds.
Ishtar is one crazy author.
* == repeater
11-29-2006, 02:41 AM
"Why Squidditch of course!"
11-29-2006, 04:08 PM
Excellent fic. Add it!
11-29-2006, 08:30 PM
I'll have to agree with Xiph on this. It fails to deliver.
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