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    Audio to Text; Not for the Faint of Humor

    Harry Potter and the Black Leather Cunt by Jay-Kay Roweling

    It was nearly midnight, Harry potter was lying in bed.

    Harry pulled out his dick, he looked at it happily for a few seconds, noticing that it was thicker then usual and had grown a few inches over the last year.

    Fingers tembling slightly, Harry grabbed his package and pulled, while enjoying a gentle tickling sensation, pausing every few seconds now and then to scratch his ass, which was itching like some weird crab, Holding his dick on one hand, Harry pulled out a belt, which he buckled tightly around it, as though frightened that it might explode.

    Harry Potter propped up the Black leather cunt, up against the pillow. Harry pushed his dick inside it; he needed to excerise alot of self control, as not to empty his balls at once.

    The tip of his dick shuddered, spraying Harry with spunk. harry was grinning more boardly than ever; Aslong as he didn't leave any spunk on the sheets, his Aunt and Uncle need never know.

    The End.
     
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