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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    Dec 31, 2006 #1
    Message is too short? I'll give you too short...

     
  2. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Then I won't answer it.

    If pluto isn't really a planet. And the sun is just a regular sized star. Why is Pluto Goofy's dog.
     
  3. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    MS: Fangirls. And we all know how THAT's going to look like.

    DD: Because someone's gotta pick up the bones.

    Would an infinite amount of fangirls on an infinite amount of typewriters eventually produce the collected works of Ann Coulter?
     
  4. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Probably even more...

    What does a dog do when he is lonely.
     
  5. Xantam

    Xantam Denarii Host

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    Same thing you do when your girl friend isn't in the mood.

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  6. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Enough to keep him warm. (He'd chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.)

    What do you name the devil incarnate?
     
  7. Mercenary

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    Fluffy.


    After beating on you for years, why do people get mad when you finally snap and kick thier ass?
     
  8. The Dark Lord Squash

    The Dark Lord Squash Denarii Host

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    Cause they never saw it coming.

    Why does Fate always aim for the balls when kicking? I mean that just plain dirty.
     
  9. Son of the Forsaken

    Son of the Forsaken Third Year

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    That's because Fate is a woman and can be a royal bitch

    What do you call Destiny behind her back?
     
  10. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    a whore

    Who sells sea shells on the sea shore?
     
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  11. Prophet of the Waves

    Prophet of the Waves First Year

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    You

    Who Loves the chocolate?
     
  12. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Monks.

    DING, DING, DING - Time for the Multiple Answer question!

    1. Who loves Rider?
    2. Who loves Fem!Harry?
    3. Who loves Fire?
    4. Who loves Caw?
    5.     Who loves Daphne?
    6.     Who loves Rape?
    7.     Who loves Hawt Seagul sex?
    8.     Who loves Camels?
    9.     Who loves Smurfs?
    10.     Who loves pr0n?
     
  13. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Everyone loves the chocolate. Nobody hates the chocolate, 'cause everyone loves the chocolate!

    Edit: Damn you Surarrin, replied at the same time. (But don't worry, I still love you!)
    Answer: Vash.

    What do we describe the Fungus between Mordecai's toes as?
     
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  14. Prophet of the Waves

    Prophet of the Waves First Year

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    Popualtion controll

    How do you burn water?
     
  15. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Jan 3, 2007 #15
    1. Thalarian
    2. Amersion
    3. Syaoran
    4. Raven
    5. Surrarin
    6. Vash
    7. Syaoran?
    8. Sree
    9. BMM
    10. No idea.

    Why are there so many repeat questions in this thread?
     
  16. Son of the Forsaken

    Son of the Forsaken Third Year

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    Because we have no imagination.


    (multi question)
    Why does Ficwad.com have so many H/D stories in their HP category?
    And
    Why are there so many yaoi fangirls?
    and
    .......M'eh that's all I have.
     
  17. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Why does Ficwad.com have so many H/D stories in there HP category?

    'Cause the Fangirls are spreading like the plague, unkempt and unstopped. They are growing in number, and the poison they come with is pooling in even larger amounts. Soon even the best of us will feel the effects, and when that day comes....God save us all!

    Why are there so many Yaoi fan girls?

    Lets look at this from a logical perspective.

    Man: Thinks two gals (Lesbians) making out is hot. (Generally)

    Now, if this is true, would the opposite not also be true? Thus we can conclude, using our logical thinking skills.

    Female: Two guys making it out is hot. (Gay's) (Again generally)


    If you had to tiptoe around the devil in a basballl cap and belt, would you? (Mind you nothing else on)
     
  18. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Yes.

    If you had to choose between ignorance and H/D which wouldn't you not choose?
     
  19. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Ignorance. There is no excuse for SLASH

    How many days in a week, if a week consists of 2857 hours?
     
  20. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    3? 5?

    If the turn overcame the curve, what tangent would it circuit?
     
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