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Master Slytherin
03-15-2007, 05:50 PM
Posted by deathinapinkboa:
No, I never do.
Does he?
Mindless
03-15-2007, 06:20 PM
Most certainly.
Do they?
The Dark Lord Squash
03-15-2007, 09:05 PM
yeah why not.
What the hell was the original question?
Rehio
03-16-2007, 02:41 AM
If Snape is there *points*, and Dumbledore is there *points*, and Istanbul is somewhere in that *points* general direction, then who the hell is that? *points at a random person*
Why are we still playing if the question has already been answered?
That Wench
03-16-2007, 03:34 AM
'Cause th God's haven't given us permission to stop playing! WE MUST OBEY!!1!!!1!
Pizza Piper picked a pizza of pickled _____?
Nexus
03-16-2007, 10:05 AM
PIMP.
What kind of a person lives in a box?
Mindless
03-16-2007, 04:15 PM
Myself and Squash.
You got a problem with that?
deathinapinkboa
03-16-2007, 04:32 PM
No so long as you don't try to impose your lifestyle choice on others, and they don't make school books that portray it as an exceptible choice. Those might convert children into book-livers.
I am warned about what?
Mindless
03-16-2007, 04:36 PM
Uh... It meant something at some point. Now, simply be warned. Insert something to be warned about, you know? Something crazy, or like that.
Does anyone know how to get a bloodstain out of a couch? It's about as much as a massive head wound would produce.
afrojack
03-16-2007, 05:32 PM
I'd try bleach and soap. If that doesn't work, chop up the couch and double bag it. Throw it in the trash and be done with it.
Does that make it sound like I've killed a person before?
The-Hyphenated-One
03-16-2007, 05:35 PM
Makes it sound like your favorite show is the Soprano's.
Why would you choose to live in a cupboard under the stairs?
afrojack
03-16-2007, 05:38 PM
Because everyone made it sound cool to live there. Since I'm reading The Hero's Path, I'll say it was because I thought it was cool to write, "YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME" in my own blood.
Do think I should move out of my beloved cupboard?
Son of the Forsaken
03-16-2007, 10:46 PM
Yes do it while they are asleep and snuff out the fire in their eyes.
Do I sound like a psychopath? and if so what kind?
deathinapinkboa
03-17-2007, 12:08 AM
You sound like an over-protective mother.
Does anyone know an under-protective mother?
Inquisition
03-17-2007, 06:03 AM
Sure. Prostitutes who abandon their children.
Why do things end when fat ladies sing, especially when fat ladies are depicted with lovely opera singing voices?
Nexus
03-17-2007, 06:57 AM
They are tooth-fairies in disguise. That is very very bad.......
Why is it bad?
That Wench
03-17-2007, 09:10 AM
'Cause the tooth fairy is just a figment of your imagination... like everything else fun and childish :(
Does that mean I'm just a figment of your imagination as well?
Mindless
03-17-2007, 01:19 PM
Well, you're childish... Sometimes fun... Sure, if you want.
Mahna Mahna?
That Wench
03-17-2007, 03:09 PM
No. Anna Anna is what you're looking for.
Why are you looking for Anna Anna?
Inquisition
03-17-2007, 05:22 PM
Because she gives the best blowjobs. :D
Why do film festivals only involve the sexual self-discovery of young men, or the tedious friendship between him and his friends?
afrojack
03-17-2007, 05:29 PM
Because they still think it's rebellious and innovative and new.
Was Cartman right when he said all the Film Festival was just gay cowboys eating pudding?
deathinapinkboa
03-17-2007, 09:12 PM
No, sometimes they eat jellow.
If you were a gay cowboy would you eat pudding or jellow?
afrojack
03-17-2007, 09:36 PM
Jellow, I think I'd be tired of pudding....make of that statement what you will.
Shall we have a conference on the pros and cons of jellow vs. pudding?
Leibhaftige Finsternis
03-18-2007, 01:52 AM
sure.
why not?
The Dark Lord Squash
03-18-2007, 01:57 AM
why yes, when you you why no.
Why does everyone hate the Jews?
afrojack
03-18-2007, 03:40 AM
I don't know, but I give my Jewish friend enough shit at school to make him want me to die in a painful way.
Does that make me a bad person?
MrINBN
03-18-2007, 03:48 AM
Yes, yes it does.
What can change a man?
OH SNAP!
What does my signature say?
Nexus
03-18-2007, 07:10 AM
Who the fuck cares...
Does anyone care?
deathinapinkboa
03-18-2007, 11:30 AM
The Dark Lord cares, the Dark Lord always cares.
Does the Dark Lord care more about the gay cowboys who eat pudding then the Gay cowboys who eat Jello.
Nexus
03-18-2007, 12:58 PM
No. He likes all the asses just the same.
How does Harry figure into this?
The Dark Lord Squash
03-18-2007, 03:18 PM
who's harry?
Why would Nexus ask such a question? And what does Surarrin's sig really say?
That Wench
03-18-2007, 03:30 PM
What's with all the questions?!?!
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?!
Dark Lord Rostam
03-18-2007, 03:46 PM
No. It is ask a stupid question 4.0. I thought that was obvious.
Was it obvious?
That Wench
03-18-2007, 03:49 PM
Not at all if you're blind.
Who here is blind?
EDIT: Jon I know what your sig reads :D
deathinapinkboa
03-18-2007, 07:07 PM
Asking that isn't kind.
Why am I in a bind?
deathtehfluffybunny
03-18-2007, 11:24 PM
Because you like it that way.
What way do you like it?
The-Hyphenated-One
03-19-2007, 01:28 AM
Because it tastes better with a lime.
Why didn't you continue the rhyme?
That Wench
03-19-2007, 03:23 AM
'Cause some people just aren't clever enough for this game...
Fame = Tame. Game = Lame?
Nexus
03-19-2007, 04:11 AM
Yes.So never take the blame.
Are we all just the same?
Darius
03-19-2007, 04:29 AM
SEX
Buttsecks?
Inquisition
03-19-2007, 08:30 AM
No, thanks. I'm not that desperate. :D
Canada had its first Test the Nation. How well do you think 9 984 670 square kilometres of land could possibly fare in an IQ test?
deathinapinkboa
03-19-2007, 08:48 AM
No, it depends from where you came.
Isn't that a shame?
The-Hyphenated-One
03-19-2007, 05:34 PM
Yes it is.
Thizz or not to thizz?
deathinapinkboa
03-19-2007, 09:49 PM
The answer, my friend, is stop with the stupid rhymes.
These really are lovely times.
Inquisition
03-19-2007, 11:09 PM
Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so. unless you're takling about the Times, which are complete pants.
Honey's made by bees, milk is made from cows, what is bullshit made from?
madeyemoody
03-19-2007, 11:14 PM
politicians
What would you say if I posted this....
http://www.petitionspot.com/uploads/9634-jesus-thread-sucks.gif
madeyemoody
Rehio
03-19-2007, 11:44 PM
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7276/avatar6662dd1.gif
Really, what does his sig say?
deathinapinkboa
03-20-2007, 05:40 PM
Jesus Christ--son, savior, super star.
Did anyone have the distinct misforchane of seeing Jesus Christ, Super Star?
come clarity
03-20-2007, 07:08 PM
Yes
Did my ears bleed and eardrums explode from the horrible music and false lyrics?
Inquisition
03-20-2007, 08:18 PM
Even if they didn't, emo music will have made your ears done.
Does that make any sense?
afrojack
03-20-2007, 08:51 PM
Only after watching Jesus Christ, Super-star
Has anyone else watched that while high?.
come clarity
03-20-2007, 10:21 PM
The only time i have ever seen it.
Why would someone watch Jesus Christ, Super-star at all?
deathinapinkboa
03-20-2007, 10:44 PM
They use it to torture people at Guantanamo bay.
Do you feel bad for the folks done at Guantanamo bay?
Inquisition
03-21-2007, 05:18 AM
Do you feel bad for the folks done at Guantanamo bay?
Surely there are better places to fuck someone.
Where's the "Any" key?
Dango-Fetish
03-21-2007, 01:14 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u263/Dango-Fetish/Any.jpg
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
deathinapinkboa
03-21-2007, 04:20 PM
Confucius would be fucked.
Who would fuck Confucius? (possibly at Guantanamo Bay)
Inquisition
03-21-2007, 07:49 PM
Confucius' same-sex partner, of course.
If there's Judas/Jesus fiction, does that mean that there's Benedict Arnold/George Wahington slash too?
deathinapinkboa
03-21-2007, 11:38 PM
Yes, and it includes both cherry trees and hollandies sauce.
Did you know that the story about the cherry tree is a lie?
deathtehfluffybunny
03-22-2007, 12:11 AM
That's not what old Abe said...
Might I trouble you for a cup of sugar?
Swimdraconian
03-22-2007, 12:23 AM
Only if the cup of sugar is worth the trouble.
Why wouldn't it be worth the trouble?
deathinapinkboa
03-22-2007, 02:12 AM
Because fluffy would have to walk over the hills and through the dales to reach you.
Uhgg, uhgg uhgg?
Inquisition
03-22-2007, 03:41 AM
Looking in the mirror again? And I think it's "over hill and over dale".
Who was the first person to poke their brain with a Q-Tip?
deathinapinkboa
03-22-2007, 11:05 AM
I don't know who the first one was, but if you look at my spalling, and grammer you'll be able to tell that I've done it more then once.
Is Tonks really the vaginia that proved to the world Remus is a pediofile?
Inquisition
03-22-2007, 05:48 PM
No. That was his baby sister. That's why he tries to supress the werewolf side.
Will you brush my hair?
carvell
03-22-2007, 07:34 PM
No
Will you give me a haircut?
deathinapinkboa
03-22-2007, 11:39 PM
Depends on the hair I get to cut. *Looks down*
Can I give you that hair cut?
That Wench
03-23-2007, 02:56 AM
..How about no.
Why did I say no?
Runeknight
03-23-2007, 05:20 AM
Because you're a fucking fat, bald bitch. :p
Skittles make you fat. Fat. Fat. Fat.
Have you ever had skittles for lunch after dinner?
InfernoCannon
03-23-2007, 08:57 AM
No.
Why haven't I?
carvell
03-23-2007, 09:00 AM
Because your smart,
When should skittles be eaten?
InfernoCannon
03-23-2007, 10:32 AM
When bowling.
What is the ritual you must perform before eating skittles?
deathinapinkboa
03-23-2007, 10:59 AM
You must sacrifice a fetus to the great moose god in the sky.
How does one go about obtaining a fetus?
Swimdraconian
03-23-2007, 11:01 AM
Draco will volunteer his shit!baby.
No more than three people to a ___?
deathinapinkboa
03-23-2007, 11:20 AM
No more then three people to a camel toe.
Why would four people want to get ina camel toe?
InfernoCannon
03-23-2007, 11:47 AM
Because they are much more comfortable than cow hooves
Why are they more comfortable than cow hooves?
deathinapinkboa
03-23-2007, 12:17 PM
They're much softer.
Why should we bow before InfernoCannon's force?
InfernoCannon
03-23-2007, 01:14 PM
Because I have an army of SUPAH POWAH NINJAS!
Why do they want a pay raise?
That Wench
03-23-2007, 03:45 PM
'Cause really, working 24/7 and having you molesting them at every oppertunity is so not worth it for £2.50 an hour.
Why do you insist on molesting your workmen?
Dango-Fetish
03-23-2007, 03:52 PM
'Cause he's been in a good mood ever since his psychiatrist said he was "special".
If "corn oil" comes from corn, where does "baby oil" come from? :eek:
That Wench
03-23-2007, 03:58 PM
From the oil tree just North of here. I thought everyone knew that.
Why is this tree North of here and not South of here?
Dango-Fetish
03-23-2007, 04:02 PM
Because it doesn't like all those spiders staring at it.
Why are there so many spiders in your dwelling?
That Wench
03-23-2007, 04:12 PM
... if you're talking about the dwelling I think you're talking about, then sorry to disappoint..but there are no spiders here.
Were you talking about the dwelling I thought you were thinking of?
Inquisition
03-23-2007, 04:17 PM
I thought he was talking about the caves on Spiradon. :P
Why is cricket so entertainingly dull?
Dango-Fetish
03-23-2007, 04:19 PM
*wide eyed blink*, sorry if you took that to offence, Skittles.
Because It is better than watching cretins run around with a ball for 90 minuets only for two people to score a goal.
I like spiders. Do you like spiders?
Edit: give a 2nd answer if you truely must, Skittles. (Yes, we all hate the dreaded lag)
That Wench
03-23-2007, 04:21 PM
EDIT: Dango got there 1st.
No I hate spiders.
Why?
EDIT2: my answer/question for Inq's was so much better than this one >_< Stupid lag. STUPID STUPID LAG.
Mindless
03-23-2007, 04:35 PM
You had a poor childhood.
Uh... Why am I on fire?
Inquisition
03-23-2007, 06:14 PM
Because Pyro!Harry peed on you and lit a match.
How could you not notice?
darthdavid
03-24-2007, 03:00 AM
Because his nerve endings had already been scorched off due to an unfortunate game of "bobbing for onion-rings".
Why am I so goddamn twitchy?
That Wench
03-24-2007, 06:01 AM
Withdrawal from Skittles for over 5mins can make a person twitchy.
How many weeks in a year is a week = 75 days?
Inquisition
03-24-2007, 06:45 AM
xion says the answer is four point eight six.
Why couldn't you use your own bloody calculator?
That Wench
03-24-2007, 06:49 AM
'Cause my calculator is in a mood with me since I made it make-out with my ruler in Maths yesterday...
Ehhh...Why did I make my calculator make-out with my ruler in Maths yesterday?
deathinapinkboa
03-24-2007, 11:19 PM
Because you asked them to sudduce your Maths teacher.
What do you learn in Maths?
Nexus
03-25-2007, 03:26 AM
The life-style of wandering Hippies.
Now why would they do that?
InfernoCannon
03-25-2007, 08:32 AM
They wander to find stones.
Why do they want to find stones?
Dango-Fetish
03-25-2007, 09:04 AM
To round all the stones up and send them to a secret penal colony deep below the earth's surface, to which David Blaine is the leader of. There, they will be forced to fight to the death - in a way not dissimilar to "Battle Royale". The winner shall be given a voucher for 15p off Tesco value batteries. Which the stones will usually trade to the hedgehogs for cocaine. The stones will be totaly wasted and spend the remainder of their life, pissed and shit-faced in a dark sewer.
Why do hedgehogs want the battery vouchers?
deathinapinkboa
03-25-2007, 10:34 AM
To power flashlights, so that they may see in the dark, get rather aprehensive, and slaughter small gentlemen.
Why do hedgehogs want to slaughter small gentlemen?
Dango-Fetish
03-25-2007, 10:42 AM
Because the gentlemen keep the keys of hell. Once the gentlemen are removed, the hedgehogs will be free to take the keys and in-slave all of humanity. They will create a new world. A world where Bananas are executed for dancing and chickens may cross the road without fear of having their motives questioned.
But since the hedgehogs are not yet in control...
Why do the chickens cross the road??
deathinapinkboa
03-25-2007, 10:56 AM
Because they thought that is was really an asphalt path.
What is the difference between a road and an asphalt path?
InfernoCannon
03-25-2007, 01:32 PM
Nobody is allergic to a road, but everyone except chickens are allergic to an asphalt path.
Why are chickens not allergic to asphalt paths?
deathinapinkboa
03-25-2007, 03:03 PM
They have no teeth.
What the hell do teeth have to do with allergies?
InfernoCannon
03-25-2007, 03:53 PM
Teeth have magical properties that can cause allergies, which is why the Tooth Fairy buys the evil things off of you.
Why do Tooth Fairies want to buy such evil things?
deathinapinkboa
03-25-2007, 05:52 PM
To aid in their nefarious aims.
What are the Tooth Fairies nefarious aims?
Inquisition
03-27-2007, 01:01 AM
They're not nefarious aims - they're dentists stealing childrens' teeth to put in the dentures of old people.
Why would old people want to eat from cavity-ridden, yellow slabs of enamel that are the teeth of children?
deathinapinkboa
03-27-2007, 07:30 AM
Because when they use the cavity-ridden, yellow slabs of enamel of adult people think they're compensating for something.
What do people think they're compensating.
That Wench
03-31-2007, 11:30 AM
...eh iono.
Peter, Pickle, Piper, Picked, Peck ... ___?
Nexus
03-31-2007, 02:17 PM
Pecker.
whose?
Zoken
04-01-2007, 07:05 PM
Ginny's
Why does Ginny have a pecker?
Mindless
04-01-2007, 07:18 PM
It was a long and complicated accident involving the Giant Squid, Dumbledore, and wrinkle-fucking.
Why wrinkle-fucking?
afrojack
04-01-2007, 07:54 PM
Because they're all McGonagall has to offer anymore.
Was she hot when she was younger?.
Zoken
04-01-2007, 09:12 PM
Of course, that is why she had freaky snake sex with Tom Riddle who was the Head boy when she was a firsty
Why did Tom go for a firstie?
afrojack
04-01-2007, 10:17 PM
They happen to be quite easy to manipulate, as it were.
Were we all the naive at one point?
Mercenary
04-04-2007, 02:26 AM
Yes, yes, yes we were. Then reality called and told us to "Wake the fuck up."
Is it just me or is the world getting more irritable lately?
Mindless
04-04-2007, 12:54 PM
It's not just you.
Did somebody put my roommate in the mircowave?
carvell
04-04-2007, 01:05 PM
Yes, he'll be cooked in 27 min's.
Why did I not put him in the oven?
InfernoCannon
04-04-2007, 01:20 PM
The brain becomes to rubbery in the oven.
What about the eyes?
afrojack
04-04-2007, 08:38 PM
They turn crispy no matter what method you use.
Is liver an onions any better with human liver?
Zoken
04-05-2007, 07:30 PM
No but it's better with human "onions"
Was that euphamism too subtle?
deathinapinkboa
04-05-2007, 07:36 PM
Just a bit.
Could some one please make a chasmic pun?
Zoken
04-05-2007, 07:57 PM
I'm too afraid of being Pun-Ished
How can a pun be like a chasm?
Nuhuh
04-05-2007, 08:17 PM
How can a pun be like a chasm?
Just the way a punany can be-
If you docked the doc's dick what would you get when you decked Dick?
afrojack
04-05-2007, 09:44 PM
A lawsuit.
Can we ever stop with these word games?
Mindless
04-06-2007, 12:41 AM
Yes.
How long do you wait to call 911 after your baby stops breathing? Is it 15 or 20 minutes? I've already waited ten...
carvell
04-06-2007, 12:48 AM
At least 15, you should enjoy the silence.
How long can a baby cry for?
Mindless
04-06-2007, 12:57 AM
Too long.
How do you shut it up properly?
carvell
04-06-2007, 02:34 AM
First hand it over to a woman, second run like hell.
Where do you run too?
Swimdraconian
04-06-2007, 03:38 AM
Anywhere that places you far away from said woman and baby.
What do you do if there isn't a woman around?
InfernoCannon
04-06-2007, 07:19 AM
Hand it over to the crazy people asking for babies at the door.
Why do they want babies?
deathinapinkboa
04-06-2007, 09:27 AM
Insanity can be sanity. They realize that babies are rather scrumptioius.
What else can you use a baby for?
Mindless
04-06-2007, 11:06 AM
A gasoline substitute.
How noxious is baby smoke?
afrojack
04-06-2007, 11:49 AM
Not at all, the smell of cooked babies is soothing agent.
Anyone like me use babies for recreational purposes like field goal kicking?
deathinapinkboa
04-06-2007, 01:22 PM
No, but they do make lovely door stops.
What is the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of basket balls?
Mercenary
04-06-2007, 06:03 PM
The basket balls smell better.
How do we stop the unstoppable.
Zoken
04-06-2007, 08:16 PM
With the Immovable Blob
What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for?
deathinapinkboa
04-06-2007, 11:23 PM
Such Hermione's Interest in Every Liveing Drunk.
Why couldn't I come up with something mildly witty?
Zoken
04-07-2007, 12:35 AM
Because I raped your mom
Why was I so crude?
carvell
04-07-2007, 08:38 AM
Because your a rapist,
What do the letter's G W I A U W mean?
deathinapinkboa
04-07-2007, 10:52 AM
Have you noticed that this thread says nothing about answering stupid questions?
That Wench
04-07-2007, 11:43 AM
/me refuses to acknowledge the person above.
MAN STEALER!
I like big ____?
carvell
04-07-2007, 11:46 AM
Things.
What is the answer to my previous question?
That Wench
04-07-2007, 11:52 AM
What was your previous question? and why can I not be fucked to scroll up and check?
deathinapinkboa
04-07-2007, 09:05 PM
Her previous question was:
What do the letter's G W I A U W mean?
Will someone help me kill Lady Skit? She is interfering with Gio and I's relationship, the slut.
Zoken
04-07-2007, 10:03 PM
Why do I feel the need to step in and defend Lady Skittles though I doubt my help is needed?
Amerision
04-08-2007, 01:59 AM
You want her massive schlong.
Why can't I sleep?
Zoken
04-08-2007, 02:43 AM
why do I think it's because you are afraid of muskrats in your bed?
InfernoCannon
04-08-2007, 09:18 AM
Because it is?
And if so, why are their muskrats in Amerision's bed?
deathinapinkboa
04-08-2007, 10:10 AM
I put them there Gio wouldn't sleep in Amerision's bed.
Why doesn't Gio like muskrats.
That Wench
04-08-2007, 10:42 AM
'cause Muskats = Deathinapinkboa and Gio doesn't like you. ^_^
I could kill you with my pinky. Why haven't I killed you yet?
Nexus
04-08-2007, 11:34 AM
Because your pinky is a bit busy digging for gold.
Why are we discussing Gio/DIAPIB's relationship?
That Wench
04-08-2007, 03:56 PM
He started it. I just like finishing things.
Ou est la gare?
Dango-Fetish
04-08-2007, 04:28 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u263/Dango-Fetish/.gif
Anna, I never knew you felt that way *blush*.
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their ______?"
InfernoCannon
04-08-2007, 04:31 PM
Reproductive organs.
Why the reproductive organs?
Zoken
04-08-2007, 05:53 PM
Because everyone knows proletarians aren't born they are congealed from the ooze that is a factory floor.
Why do I feel like a farmer for saying that?
deathinapinkboa
04-08-2007, 08:10 PM
Well the ooze from factory floor's makes and excelent herbal bath.
Do you want an herbal bath?
Zoken
04-08-2007, 08:17 PM
No.
What's the difference betwen an herbal bath, and a canabalistic stew?
Dango-Fetish
04-09-2007, 11:05 AM
I don't have to answer that, since you got banninated. :p
http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Shooting_The_Target_Owned.jpg
What's he listening to?
deathinapinkboa
04-09-2007, 02:03 PM
His mother and father having monkey sex. Hot HOT monkey sex.
deathinapinkboa
04-09-2007, 02:04 PM
Why did I just post again, rather then edit my previous post?
Vesvius
04-09-2007, 02:08 PM
Because evil flying furbys came and poked out your eyes, making it so you couldn't see the edit button.
Why were the furby's flying?
MrINBN
04-09-2007, 03:15 PM
Because someone threw them.
Why?
InfernoCannon
04-11-2007, 06:54 AM
Because throwing furbys is an important oart of the Super Laugh ritual.
What does the Super Laugh ritual do?
carvell
04-12-2007, 07:32 AM
It make's you smile,
How many apple's could you eat in a day?
InfernoCannon
04-12-2007, 09:21 AM
If you are a normal human, you can eat 32. However, if you're a doctor you can eat only one.
Why did I say Doctors as though they are a different race?
afrojack
04-13-2007, 03:31 AM
Because they are for any number of reasons.
Does it bother anyone else that they call what they do a "practice"?
InfernoCannon
04-13-2007, 05:36 AM
No, becasue they'll do it propewrly soon enough.
Why do dentists give us lolly pops, then tell us off when we eat it?
deathinapinkboa
04-14-2007, 11:25 AM
They make more money when you have bad teeth, but they must pretend that is not their priority.
Has anyone actualy going about bowing before InfernoCannon's force?
That Wench
04-14-2007, 11:30 AM
No of course not. People only bow to me. I am the Skittles Lady afterall.
Shibby, shibby whatttttt?!
Nexus
04-14-2007, 11:43 AM
Shibby Shibby Tubby.
Does Skit have too much hot air in her head?
That Wench
04-14-2007, 11:45 AM
o.o
/me ignores the question.
How many waves are there in the electrononmagnetic spectrum?
Nexus
04-14-2007, 02:31 PM
Does the word Infinite mean anything to you?
And you may not ignore my question.
Inquisition
04-14-2007, 05:05 PM
Didn't she just?
Why is greasy hair such a turn-on for stupid thirteen year-olds?
carvell
04-14-2007, 05:35 PM
Because they are all snape/harry shipper's.
Why is the world so fucked up?
Mindless
04-14-2007, 06:26 PM
To thicken the plot.
Wouldn't it be boring if the world was all peaceful and happy?
afrojack
04-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Depends on if being peaceful and happy included having lots of sex. That can't be boring.
Besides, if it was peaceful and happy, wouldn't there always be some asshole who fucks it up?
parselmaster
04-17-2007, 07:30 AM
Yes, like me.
My question is if water is wet during rain?
deathinapinkboa
04-17-2007, 04:38 PM
My answer is that water only gets wet if it gets water on it.
Do you know your ABCs? If so, prove it.
Assassinator_of_Dumbledor
04-17-2007, 09:05 PM
yes i know my ABC's: ABC's so there
What does i owe i owe if it is off to war i go what am I carrying?
Son of the Forsaken
04-18-2007, 08:11 PM
A sharpie.
why would one carry it into battle?
Rehio
04-18-2007, 11:08 PM
Depends.
Is it a sharpie battle?
*ignores*
Who missed me, fuckers? Besides Anna.
InfernoCannon
04-22-2007, 11:20 AM
The person who cleans your shoes.
Why did I decide to not answer Surrain's question seriously?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:23 AM
I was going to.. but I wasn't there in time.
Why has my thread been taken over?
Because you knew I'd crucify you for trying to understand the complexities of it, you insignificant mortal. it's my thread.
Is the question before mine worth a ninja's left shoe?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:25 AM
No.. of course it isn't.
Jon: Ou est la gare?
Hmph.
Was my answer awesome or what?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:27 AM
What.
OU EST LA GARE?!
DOG RUOY KCOM TON OD!
Woem?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:28 AM
!rrrrrrrrup
????????******?
Oh, I never knew you felt that way about me Anna. ^_^ But if you insist we can go out for some 'social expectations'
Lawl?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:30 AM
/me shakes head
rofl <--'swhat it is.
I like.....?
NakedNinjas! You Perverted skank. :P
What about Samurai?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:31 AM
They smell like feet.
Do you smell liek feet, Jon?
No, I smell like Sexual Explosions.
What do YOU smell like?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:32 AM
Skittles of course.
Sexual explosion eh? Did you cream yourself again?
Yes, you naughty girl you.
Why must you be so? @_@
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:33 AM
The gods told me to.
Why am I listening to the 'gods'?
Because i'm listening to public Radio.
Guess what song?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:35 AM
Uhmm..... I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
Was I right?
No, some weird song about people and sleeping. :s
How about now?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:37 AM
uhmm.... I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE. YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY...
Was I right this time?
No, but I bet you'd like to have been right.
"Can you feel me? Do that shit, do that shit do it!"
Weird fucking song again.
What are you listening to?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 11:39 AM
Nothing now 'cause I'm leaving :P
WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS THREAD!!! Yay?
deathinapinkboa
04-22-2007, 01:36 PM
...
Will someone ask a stupid question already?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 02:32 PM
I'LL GO!!! MY TURN!!
What song am I listening to?
Dango-Fetish
04-22-2007, 02:49 PM
The communist funk-rap of MC.Marx-daddy.
Where would one get a copy of that?
deathinapinkboa
04-22-2007, 02:56 PM
You can download most anything off iTunes.
Why doesn't iTunes have Within Temptation?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 02:59 PM
'cause iTune's doesn't cater for the weird.
When will they begin catering to PinkBoa's needs?
deathtehfluffybunny
04-22-2007, 03:04 PM
When McDonald's begins catering country clubs.
Is that a hair on your burger?
deathinapinkboa
04-22-2007, 04:42 PM
Yes, that is pubic hair on our dear Lady Skittles' burger.
This isn't the first time she's eaten pubic hair, is it?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 04:47 PM
Pink Boa... wtf >_<
...wtf?!
Dango-Fetish
04-22-2007, 05:07 PM
It isn't the first time. I've told you a thousand times, Anna. I won't shave down there. XD
Am I going to get a smack for saying that?
deathtehfluffybunny
04-22-2007, 05:08 PM
Probably.
Where?
That Wench
04-22-2007, 05:10 PM
Naw you won't. I can excuse your behaviour. You've prolly never seen a real pussy in your life... so hearing you talk like that can only be expected.
When do you except to get some action?
fluffybunny: I skipped your question accidentally. My bad.
Dango-Fetish
04-22-2007, 05:13 PM
Depends... do you accept visa?
Am I going to get a smack for that?
deathinapinkboa
04-22-2007, 05:18 PM
No. You're going to get bitch slapped.
What is a "Dango?"
That Wench
04-22-2007, 05:26 PM
Star Trek pun thing?
Dango: A slap is on it's way.
Somehwere along the road....?
Dango-Fetish
04-22-2007, 05:31 PM
...There's a chicken waiting to cross.
Skittles: Star Trek? Don't be so presumptuous.
Diab: Dango (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dango)? Only the most delicious, delectable, luscious, scrumptious, toothsome, tasty and any other word for "yummy" you can think of, food on this earth.
Why shouldn't you count your eggs before they've hatched?
deathtehfluffybunny
04-22-2007, 06:26 PM
Because your bound to get hungry for unborn chick soon.
Have you ever pounded mochi?
SILENCE MORTAL! I AM PSYCHOFLEXING!
Onions or Garlic?
That Wench
04-23-2007, 02:12 AM
!snoinO
How many blue elephants can be found in a pink park?
Minus sixty.
How many Anna's are there in a Zoo?
That Wench
04-23-2007, 02:19 AM
None. Anna lives in the park with the blue elephants.
How many Jons are there in the zoo?
As many as there can be however Jon does not live there.
Roar?
Nexus
04-23-2007, 05:34 AM
Meow.
Meow?
InfernoCannon
04-23-2007, 10:59 AM
Boo.
Why do people ask me for money?
Because GTFO out of my thread.
Ninja's in my pants?!
That Wench
04-23-2007, 11:12 AM
NOOOO!! Ants in your pants.
Why are there ants in your pants? Don't you wash daily?
Because I put some skittles in them. :o!
What colour mainly?
That Wench
04-23-2007, 11:31 AM
Red :D Everyone loves the red ones...even ants.
What do people do with the purple skittles?
Suck 'em.
hat do people do with yellow ones?
That Wench
04-23-2007, 11:40 AM
Melt them down, stir it a bit and then pour them onto a clean surface and wait for them to dry. Once that's done, they eat the Skittle disk of yellow and gain magical powahs.
Have I ever tried this ritual?
That Wench
04-23-2007, 03:08 PM
How dare you imply that I have a drug addiction >_< Shame on you!
If dogs bark, and trees are also made of bark...what will become of the gruesome twosome? (Gruesome Tosome being Ducks and Chickens)
deathinapinkboa
04-23-2007, 07:35 PM
Have you heard of the Linx effect?
^
| that is both a question and an answer.
deathtehfluffybunny
04-23-2007, 11:05 PM
I think that was taken from skittles sig.
If not, where?
From Ninja's world.
HOW DO I SHOT WEB?!
That Wench
04-24-2007, 02:10 AM
I DUNNO!!!!!
Well...have you got the Linx effect?
Yes.
Do you have the Minx effect? lawl.
That Wench
04-24-2007, 02:18 AM
-_- I am not amused, Jon. NOT AMUSED!
Do you have any idea what the Linx effect actually is?
BEHOLD! THE LINX EFFECT!
http://www.terrambiente.org/fauna/Mammiferi/carnivora/felidae/images/linx.jpg
-Giggle-?
That Wench
04-24-2007, 02:21 AM
Gigglesnort.
That's a cute Linx right?
I wouldn't call it Cute.. bearded, maybe.
have you read Abjuration yet?
That Wench
04-24-2007, 02:24 AM
...
If I said 'yes', would you have believed me?
No, now go read it.
Or else..
Nexus
04-24-2007, 04:48 AM
What the hell is an abjuration?
Oh!! Never mind.
Why the sudden influx of HP/Dresden files?
'cause when think about Maeve I touch myself.
....?
That Wench
04-24-2007, 11:57 AM
-_-
Is Jon really talking about Maeve? Or is that code for Harry/Draco slash?
Dango-Fetish
04-24-2007, 03:40 PM
That would depend,
on whether or not he's pining,
for the fiords today.
I cannot stop
Writing in haiku -- it's a disease.
How do I stop?
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