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[Lord Ravenclaw]

Okay, this the game. What happens is I begin the story by posting a part of the story such as:

It was a dark and stormy night and flashes of lightning lit up the sky. I turned my head and saw...

Then the next person would reply with the next bit of the story.

Rules
- No spamming
- No extremely lewd or disgusting posts. Keep it at R or below.
- Keep your reply (minus any comments) below 30 words. This is flexible to a point.
- Be friendly. No put downs or other harassment.
- If someone replies before you, edit your post to continue their sentence along

Italics are optional, but they help separate comments and the story.

And without further adieu, the beginning sentence.

One day a man walked along a dusty road, looking for a place to stop when...

[IndoGhost]

thunder boom over head as the shy turned dark he quickened his pace till

this is a kool idea

[Lord Ravenclaw]

a raging creature lurched out of the darkness

[IndoGhost]

the clocked man ducked as the beast pounced at him only to

[Lord Ravenclaw]

find the man had disappeared to behind the creature

[IndoGhost]

he quickly pulled out his dagger and got ready for another attack

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but found that his dagger was the one he had pulled from a crackerjack box earlier...

[IndoGhost]

and remember just how hungry he was when he heard his stomech growl

[Lord Ravenclaw]

which wasn't really his stomach, but the creature before him

[Anonymous]

"Impedimenta!!!!" screamed a voice behind him,he turned and saw...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but he found himself out of tictacs, so he pulled out his mentos and...

[darkness shall come11491]

"Impedimenta!!!!" screamed a voice behind him,he turned and saw...

twas me being an idiot again. forgot to sign in

[IndoGhost]

gave them to the wizard who banished the beast

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but found another beast already ripping apart the wizard

[IndoGhost]

he then sceamed " why must we all die before we can have owr mentos????"

[Midknight]

then he turned and ran away as fast as he could

[Lord Ravenclaw]

running straight into a randomly placed fence post

[darkness shall come11491]

Was I just ignored? Oh well.

"oww" he said rubbing his head, when, all the sudden...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

A large blunt object came down upon his head, sending him into unconsciousness

[darkness shall come11491]

He woke up several hours later in a daze

lol couldn't help the quote from family guy

[Lord Ravenclaw]

tied to a cardboard chair

[darkness shall come11491]

He sliped his trusty pocket knife out and...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

attemped to cut his metal bond off

[Midknight]

the blade broke, so he spit on the cardboard until it was wet enough to break

[Lord Ravenclaw]

unfortunately, in a random plot twist his muscles stopped responding until it had dried and he had a dry mouth

[darkness shall come11491]

"resistance is useless you fool" hissed a voice that belonged to none other then...

[Midknight]

A woman named Ran Dom-Plotwist

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Barney, the purple dinosaur

[IndoGhost]

the man tied to the chair muttered to himself" is fath compleatly insane??"

[Lord Ravenclaw]

for which he was hit with a low-powered lightning bolt by Fate

[darkness shall come11491]

"well Ran Dom-Plotwist
Barney, the purple dinosaur what do you want from me?

[Lord Ravenclaw]

The dinosaur tromped around the chair. "What do you think? I want the...

[IndoGhost]

song to my tv show"adn suddendly brust out singing ...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

while the dinosaur was singing he apparated away. Mentally unbalanced by the song he ended up in...

[IndoGhost]

the spot where he was attacked at

[Lord Ravenclaw]

which was now bright and sunny, devoid of any creatures spare the bunny

[IndoGhost]

who all stoped and looked at him in an evil way

[Lord Ravenclaw]

eyes turning crimson before hopping away and devouring a previously hidden prarie dog

[IndoGhost]

the man fell too his knees and cryed for the prarie dog

[Lord Ravenclaw]

just as a spear whizzed by where his head was previously

[IndoGhost]

he then rolled on the ground avoiding the other spears as he made up his mind on wheather to run or fight

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but his decision was made as a large brick was hurled his way

[IndoGhost]

he stood ready to fight only to learn that it was a red square egg after it hit him

[Lord Ravenclaw]

he apparated away once more as he saw the massive square chicken that had made the egg

[IndoGhost]

because he was scared of chickens like his brother and worms

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and found himself 100 feet in the air

[IndoGhost]

hanging from a rope above a heard of chickens

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but he woke up, finding that since he had apparated was all dream

[IndoGhost]

only to fall out of the bed as he heard a boom

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and a dark void thrummed in the center of his room

[IndoGhost]

which he was sucked into and sent to..

[Lord Ravenclaw]

the magical world of...

[IndoGhost]

the grate outdoors in asia

[Lord Ravenclaw]

where people on magic carpets flew

[Midknight]

as long as they weren't shot out of the sky by China that is

[Lord Ravenclaw]

you see, China had a phobia against magic carpets ever since...

[Levi]

Alladin had attacked China along with his Genie sitting on one of those

[Lord Ravenclaw]

vases of intoxicating wine

[Levi]

stolen from the forty thieves who were

[Lord Ravenclaw]

a part of a travelling band of hippies

[Levi]

These hippies often raided villages in China and

[Lord Ravenclaw]

stole their women and forced them to roll joints

[Levi]

This had made them very rich and they never

[Lord Ravenclaw]

struggled to buy pot again, however our character knew of none of this

[Levi]

and appeared right in the middle of a battle between

[Lord Ravenclaw]

the Chinese and the Hippies

[Levi]

As sson as they spotted him standing in the middle of

[Lord Ravenclaw]

a large murky puddle

[Levi]

with a dagger in his left hand and

[Lord Ravenclaw]

a furry stuffed animal in the other, ready to defend himself

[Levi]

What he didnt expect was a beautiful young Hippy woman to

[Lord Ravenclaw]

knock him into unconsciousness with flower power

[IndoGhost]

run before him and bow down

[Levi]

and then run away with his furry stuffed animal

[IndoGhost]

he then stood there like and idot and said

[Levi]

"Mom! I want my Mr. Fuzzy back now" and began to

[Sree]

weep uncontrollably

[Levi]

The same beautiful young Hippy woman came back and then

[IndoGhost]

smacked him rite in the face

[Levi]

with such force that he immediately

[IndoGhost]

sent flying back to his bed on the other side of the world

[Lord Ravenclaw]

And he woke up, as it was only another dream, however a red light began to gather under his door and

[Levi]

it was suddenly blown across the room torn from its hinges to reveal

[IndoGhost]

a little bunny that hopped over to him

[Levi]

The bunny climbed on him and began to tickle him mercilessly when

[IndoGhost]

it suddenly blow up and sent him flying to

[Levi]

the other side of the room where he smashed against the

[IndoGhost]

picture of that purple dinosure

[Levi]

The purple dinosaur then became alive and ran out of the room towards

[darkness shall come11491]

the pointy and extreamly sharp spoon like object that...

[Levi]

was floating in the air a good ten feet above the ground

[darkness shall come11491]

and then out of nowhere came a...

[Levi]

extremely deep frying pan that attacked the floating spoon and

[Dark Adept11491]

then eggs came out of nowhere and..

[Levi]

broke making the inside stuff fall into the deep frying pan

[Lord Ravenclaw]

which became fluffy breakfast eggs and were set on a floating plate

[Antivash]

and given to a woman who was

[Lord Ravenclaw]

all of a sudden in the middle of the room in the place of the bunny

[Levi]

wearing *ahem* clothes only required to cover certain important parts of the body

[Lord Ravenclaw]

began pole dancing around a cardboard tube

[Levi]

Meanwhile, our character was so enraptured by her that he forgot

[Sree]

about the fluffy eggs in the floating plate

[Levi]

which silently floated behind him and splashed all over him

[IndoGhost]

with their yellow yoke only to have him

[Levi]

erect a shield that deflected all the matter on to the

[IndoGhost]

woman who then yelledin a really scarey andgy voice

[Levi]

so that all glasses in the vicinity shattered and the people present had to cover their ears

[IndoGhost]

by putting eggs in them which then

[Levi]

were fried and blocked their ears making them

[IndoGhost]

deaf and only able to see yellow

[Levi]

coloured objects making them almost blind to other colors

[IndoGhost]

when they learned this they cryied till
this is the crazist storie ever lol

[Levi]

their eyes cleaned up and they were able to see all colors again except

LOL. Though we are forgetting about our main character.

[IndoGhost]

they could no longer see our hero
there you go he's back now

[Antivash]

who has tragically fallen into a coma induced by

[Anonymous]

sexually enhanced toxicated purple horned frogs

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and dreamed of bright swirling colors with leprechauns dancing around him

[IndoGhost]

laughing and throwing gold at him

[Levi]

The gold attracted the other people and he was soon in the path of a stampede

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and so he put the leprechauns in a bag and ran away

[Levi]

But one of the leprechauns had a portkey which took then directly to

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Leprechaulia, Ireland

[Levi]

which was near a beautiful beach where merpeople lived

[Lord Ravenclaw]

unfortunately large wasps lived there too

[Levi]

who began stinging each and every person vociferously

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but our character did not understand the verb, so was untouched

[Levi]

For the first time in his life, he understood what good can come of not learning a language properly

[Lord Ravenclaw]

however a seductive leprechaun sidled up to him, and said in her language she would guide him if he could understand

[Levi]

He cast a translation charm on himself to hear what she was saying, but his eyes nearly poped from his sockets when he heard that

[Lord Ravenclaw]

The seductive leprechaun led him to her dwelling and

[Levi]

the next thing he knew was that he was lying on a bed naked with

[Lord Ravenclaw]

the seductive young leprechaun, who stared at him and

[Levi]

suddenly pulled a dagger out of nowhere and cut off

[IndoGhost]

her clothing and started walking torwards him in a

[Levi]

way a predator would prowl towards its prey

[Anonymous]

..., an extremely clumsy, purple-haired predator that trips over an inconvieniantly situated umberella stand and lands face first in...

[Anonymous]

... a pile of cauldrons left out in the middle of the hallway, picking herself up she realizes shes mssing something, she looks down and sees..

[Levi]

that she forgot to wear her special killer mode high heel sandals

[Anonymous]

And her vibrating panties of doom.

[Levi]

But they didn't matter now as she was already naked and

[Anonymous]

...Covered in slippery oil, a fact that her lover that she had fallen on most definitely appreciated, given the look in his green eyes...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and if looks could seduce, she would already be a part of his harem

Also...don't descend into graphic sexual scenes...PG-13 or lower. General descriptions are fine.

[James Katz]

while she was pondering a door slamed and both looked up to see...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

her father, who looked at them, laughed, and walked on

[IndoGhost]

she then said " I feel bad" in a sexy tone offcourse

[Lord Ravenclaw]

And then exploded, showering the room with her innards.

[ChuckDaTruck]

And blood was everywhere, and Harry began to cry until...

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Bellatrix popped into existence, proclaiming her undying love...

[Vecna]

And then exploded, showering the room with her innards.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Harry cackled evilly and proceeded to massacre the village.

[IndoGhost]

he then went and brought bella back to life

[Western_Frontier]

Spanked her fast and spanked her hard

[Nuit]

and accidentally kills her again and cries

[IndoGhost]

he then screamed out " why must she always die???"

[Nuit]

and points his wand at himself and shouts:"Ava

[Giovanni]

anna make love to snake-face.

[Nuit]

and then for some reason Dumbledore appears

[Vecna]

and turns into a lemon drop

[Nuit]

which promptly turns into a nude Dumledick

[Western_Frontier]

Who said, “I’ll never lie to you Harry,” which resulted in an instantaneous 6 metre growth of his dick.

[Nuit]

and then Voldemort appears for some unknown reason

[Western_Frontier]

Dumbie said to Voldie, "Tom I mean harm." All a sudden a dick went through Voldie's ass and came out of his mouth.

[Nuit]

all of sudden Harry wakes up in his cupboard under the stairs

[Vecna]

and dies.

[Giovanni]

but then bursts into flames and rises from the ashes with one though in mind.

[IndoGhost]

to bring back bella

[Western_Frontier]

Bella came back to life and saw

[Giovanni]

Harry, being molested by Michael Jackson.

[Nuit]

Bella the kills Jackson and oblivate's Harry

[Giovanni]

Then puts her mouth where Wacko Jacko's was only moments before.

[Nuit]

and dies because Dudley falls on her

[Giovanni]

And gets revived again after Harry kills Dudley by sodomizing him with a 16 inch butcher knife

[Nuit]

And then dies again afte Vernon falls on her

[Giovanni]

And gets revived again by a Harry who is now only slightly miffed that he keeps having to do this for his future fuck buddy.

[Nuit]

only this time it isn't Bella that comes back, it is a

[Giovanni]

differant version of Bella from a paralell universe where she needs to fuck something every 15 minutes or she dies.

[Nuit]

but all of sudden a phoenix appears and transports Harry to

[Vecna]

the paralell universe that he just brought bellatrix from,

[Nuit]

and Snapes stalkes leering into the scene

[Western_Frontier]

Dolores apprears and has a gender transmutation in front of everybody.

[Nuit]

and then Harry wakes up in his bed in St. Brutus

[Giovanni]

where he is being raped by the guards.

[Dark Syaoran]

Harry fights them off with

[Vecna]

a plus 7 unholy mace of firely fury.

[Giovanni]

While the elephants sang a song of love.

[IndoGhost]

as it banged the purple dinosure that sang it as well

[Lord Ravenclaw]

then he woke up, once again safe in his bed.

[Nuit]

in Hogwarts and after making sure he is awake he

[Lord Ravenclaw]

finds himself being molested by a

[Nuit]

bunch of Houselves and he screams:"

[Lord Ravenclaw]

"THEY DO COME FROM THE CAVE!! THEY DO COME FROM THE CAVE!!"

[Nuit]

and Ron wakes up sees Harry with the elves and

[Lord Ravenclaw]

joins in

[Vecna]

because we all know Ron is gay

[Nuit]

Harry completly in panic screams:" Dumbledore help

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Albus rushes in and AKs Ron and the houseelves

[Nuit]

Harry jumps in Dumbledore's arms and cries

[Lord Ravenclaw]

And gets his own quarters in a cliche move by Albus

[Nuit]

and gets resorted because it's just cool

[Lord Ravenclaw]

into the duffer house, Slytherinz0rz

[Nuit]

and becomes best friends with Malfoy

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and then sacrifices him in a ritual

[Nuit]

to gain the pwer He knows not

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but finds a goat in his bed

[Nuit]

and to his surprise it says:"Greatings Harry Potter I am

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Aberforth Dumbledore, here to guide you to the Power He Know Not

[Nuit]

Of course this made Harry happy and therefore he started to dance

[Western_Frontier]

Then Harry learned everything from the goat then sold it in the market

[Nuit]

but no one would buy it so he took Dumbledore, the goat of course, back home

[Lord Ravenclaw]

And gave him to Albus, and he proceeded to

[Nuit]

go to the great hall to eat something, because he was now starving for 2 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 19 min and 35 sec

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and shared his goat-chops with Aberforth

[Giovanni]

Who promptly began humping the table because...

[Nuit]

he was a very stupid goat

[Lord Ravenclaw]

And had serveral illegal charmed performed on him by Albus

[Nuit]

and the fact that the goat was got raped by Albus didn't help either

[Lord Ravenclaw]

however the table moaned and groaned, arching its surface, sending food everywhere

[Nuit]

all of sudden the gates open and

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Umbridge danced through them, clad in a pink tutu

[Nuit]

the students screamed in terror and

[IndoGhost]

started runing into each other

[Nuit]

and then Voledmort and his merry band of Deatheaters walk into the hall

[IndoGhost]

to yell "let's party"and everyone started drinking

[Nuit]

except Harry, who run for his live

[IndoGhost]

on to run into a skimpy dressed Umbridge

[Nuit]

who he killed on sight

[IndoGhost]

only to go and kiss ginny and start

[Nuit]

to take his wand out of his pocket to kill himself

[Western_Frontier]

But he looked into the washroom and noticed there was not toilet paper

[Nuit]

Harry shakes in anger and tries to drown himself in the toilet

[Western_Frontier]

that Hagrid took a dump in

[Lord Ravenclaw]

And soon died from an ecoli infection, but he heard a sound as his last breaths were taken

[Nuit]

but this wasn't impotant after all he died.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Moments later in a totally cliche moment he turns into a phoenix and lives! Happy Happy Joy Joy!

[Nuit]

and dies again after Voldemort, who just entered the bathroom, shot a Curse at him.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but is reborn and gives Voldie paper cuts

[Nuit]

at least he tries to but he is only a poor little Phoenix that can't move that early after his rebirth

[Vecna]

then voldemort nailed him with a frying pan, and

[Nuit]

ate Harry the Phoenix

[Lord Ravenclaw]

but was reborn once again and paper cutted Voldie's stomach.

[Nuit]

but it was no use and so he died again.

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Only to be reborn again

Don't kill him, it isn't his time yet.

[Nuit]

and he used fire flight to go to

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Phoenix, AZ

[Lady Rebecca]

and he ran in tiny circles, terrified

[Lord Ravenclaw]

then he found a swamp cooler

[Lady Rebecca]

which smelt of eldarberries

[Lord Ravenclaw]

and he tried taking a bite of it

[Lady Rebecca]

but it bit him back

[Giovanni]

So he began humping it.