In Presidential Speeches!

 

Bush is the biggest jackass on the face of the planet.

'Uh..uhuhuhuhuh....ummmmmm.... Who wants burritos for lunch?'

The guy is a hick not a president and he reminds me of my uncle who is the biggest sleaze ball on the face of the planet. He winks and makes little jokes and looks and sounds like he's drunk. He makes speeches like he is on a talk show and whenever there is anything important to say he stutters.

I can't fucking wait for the next election as I can vote then. He won't be able to come back anyways but just to know that I'm voting on someone other than bush will be a blessing.