Ask A Stupid Question 7

[Master Slytherin]

Originally Posted By Marie M:

Last day on earth?

[The Heir]

I didn't think so, but now that Ask A Stupid Question 6 has been closed I'm not so sure.

Why couldn't you have let it get to one thousand posts?

[Jon]

Because Jesus commands that you dance.

Do you dance?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

I defy Jebus!

How do you feel about that?

[The Heir]

As long as you aren't defying Jesus, defying Jebus is fine.

Who is Jebus?

[Mindless]

Yes.

Why can't anybody correctly guess Z-Day?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Zombie day.

Am I right?

[Snarf]

I concur with our resident Cali girl.

Isn't Google tits?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Google is god.

Are you a member of the Church of Google (http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/)?

[deathinapinkboa]

No.

Will you shake it up like you were born to be cheap?

[Mindless]

Who knows?

Why did it take that long for someone to put together Zombie Day?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Because the collective might of Google and Urban Dictionary is too much for some mortals.

FSM?

[Marie M]

Flying Spaghetti monster?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Only on rare occasions.

How manly licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[thisperson]

A total of 5!

I counted...

Who will inherit the internet?

[Marie M]

I will, of course, didn't you know?

[thisperson]

*"Errrr" Buzzer Sound*

Wrong...the correct answer would be Timmy Turner.

Duh.

DUH?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

No.

Cosmo or Wanda?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Al Gore cause he invented it.

Will Bill Clinton find happiness?

[thisperson]

Does Amerison not sodomize sheep?

(Q&A 'cause I'm Lazy)

[Mindless]

He does sodomize sheep.

Why does this need to come up as a topic?

[The Heir]

Because sheep are sexy.

amirite?

[Rehio]

No.

Am I correct?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

no.

Sheep are teh hawtness?

[thisperson]

Depends who you're talking to.

I wanna walk up the side of a mountain....

....I wanna walk down the other side of the _______?

(Stupid Honda commercial that was on replay in my head for a few hours, long time ago)

[Snarf]

(NM, I hate how fast paced this is sometimes.)

[kit]

If one train leaves Atlanta at 9:47 pm, and another leaves North Dakota at 10:11 pm, do you sneeze?

[Marie M]

Yes.

When one flying dog is green and the other goes around the house when will they meet?

[Rehio]

At dinner.

Did Pocahontas have sexual relations with animals?

[Marie M]

No, at least I don't think so.

Where did that question come from?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Right out that guys ass.

Was it painful?

[Marie M]

I don't think so.

Would he have asked if it had been?

[Rehio]

You'd have to ask that guy.

Which guy are we talking about?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

The one with the hair and the arms, ya know.

Crikey, there's a stinger in my chest, should I pull it out?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Probably.

Steve Irwin?

[Marie M]

The Crocodile Hunter?

[deathinapinkboa]

No, the Science Guy.

Yahoo or AOL?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Google.

Blasphemy?

[deathinapinkboa]

Of course.

Do do do do do do do-wo?

[The Heir]

bow chica bow wow?

[deathinapinkboa]

Well, you know you shock me baby, by why did you have to shake me all night long?

[The Heir]

Because AC/DC told me to?

[deathinapinkboa]

That explains a lot.

Do you use Bag Balm on your nipples?

[thisperson]

No.

How many times was death dropped on his head as a baby?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Any number divisible by one.

Freaky Friday?

[Son of the Forsaken]

No, Friday the 13th.....watch out Jason is behind you !?!?!?!?!

what would you do if he was behind you?

[deathinapinkboa]

Fart.

Would that just blow him away?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Depends on whether he likes that sort of thing.

Does he like that sort of thing?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Thats what I've been saying!!!!

Welcome to the Dark Side?

[deathinapinkboa]

Oh, he was begging me for more.

Is that icecream on your tummy?

[The Heir]

Hmmmm....

Can I say yes?

[deathinapinkboa]

Only is I can lick it off.

Can I lick it off?

[The Heir]

Depend on what flavor of ice cream you like....

Do you like vanilla?

[deathinapinkboa]

Vanilla is rather dull. I enjoy it, but I'm be happier with something more exciting.

Would Lime be okay?

[The Heir]

Yes, Vanilla is rather dull. But I have never eaten Lime Ice-cream.

Does it taste good eaten from someone's stomach?

[deathinapinkboa]

Shall we find out?

[Nobody]

Indeed we shall.

Whose stomach?

[Marie M]

Isn't HBP volunteering?

[deathinapinkboa]

The Bitch better be!

If we can't use HBP, who shall we use?

[Marie M]

Well, nobody seemed eager to help.

So, Lime ice-cream from nobodys stomach?

[The Heir]

No one, as I will 'sacrifice myself for the cause' and all that. But only if we use lime.

Who's going first?

[deathinapinkboa]

Pick me! Pick me!

Can I go first?

[The Heir]

Sorry, Death, but the fairer sex goes first.

Do girls think chivalry is getting old?

[deathinapinkboa]

They say they do, but they're lying.

Will you lie with me?

[Mindless]

In both interpretations?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Probably just the dirty one.

Is my post killing the homoeroticness of this thread?

[Mindless]

Probably.

That's ok, right?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Sure.

How long will until this thread gets locked?

[Mindless]

24, maybe 25 more pages.

This summer = Hotter than hell?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Yes, yes it does.

Your my turboooooooooo lovvvvverrrr?

[The Heir]

I don't mind homoeroticness as long as it is over the internet.

Should I be worried that you all think I'm bisexual? (Not that it matters. I'll play the part if you wish)

[Marie M]

What's worrisome about that?

[The Heir]

Nothing really. I'm just not and I didn't want to fuel the twincest jokes between me and kolskit...

When life comes at you fast....?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

You move out of the way and laugh at the person who was hurt in your place.

Will someone please make a twincest joke?

[Mindless]

Twincest is wrong...

But HBP doesn't care.

Happy?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

No, because your post gave me the mental image of Snape having buttsecks with his twin.

Bah?

[deathinapinkboa]

Humbug.

Can't twincest be hot, even it incest is not?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Depends- you wouldn't want to see the guy from Good Charlotte have sex with his twin, would you?

[deathinapinkboa]

I could happily never see any of the guys from Good Charlotte have any sort of sex.

But don't a few fangirls reach through the layers of moldy fat to rub the unloved and sandy cunts for these two:
http://quizfarm.com/images/1135876095twins.jpg

[Lorelei of the Sea]

I'm told that they do.

Does Voldemort need a hug.

[deathinapinkboa]

Voldemort needs to get laid.

Am I they only person who think's that the reason Voldemort is such a meany is because he's repressing his homosexuality?

[The Heir]

Perhaps.

But I'm really thinking... bestiality? (Nagini love anyone?)

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Possible.

Maybe if Nagini was male?

[KenderCleric]

Possible.

Maybe if Nagini was male?

Only if Voldemort had to choose between male!Nagini and Ginny.

How much vodka would that take anyway?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

A lot, and probably some sort of hallucinogen as well.

If Nagini ends up being a horcrux, would her having sex with Voldemort be considered masturbation?

[deathinapinkboa]

Only is Harry ends up being a horcrux, and him having sex with Voldemort is considered masturbation.

If Harry ends up being a horcrux, would him having sex with Voldemort be considered masturbation?

[The Heir]

Do you consider what Mitch was doing masturbation?

[Nobody]

Depends.

Who's Mitch?

[Marie M]

Look at S&P section.

How can you not know that?

[That Wench]

...WTF >_<

You guys are already on page 5! How did this happen?

[Nexus]

My sentiments exactly.....

Do I need to visit the optometrist or is it really page 5?

[That Wench]

It really is page 5 >_<

Is it a miracle that I only started posting in here on page 5?

[Nexus]

Nnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........................

Oh wait I have always started late ...... actually page 5 is quite early for me. Innit?

[carvell]

Must be,

Anyone feel sorry for Mitch?

[KenderCleric]

Not really.

Just how many pages will this end up being?

[Marie M]

At least 30.

Can anyone rec me a good fic?
I've been searching for smth. for 2 days already.

[Mercenary]

No, we can not.


If an apple is an orange, than what is a fruit?

[deathinapinkboa]

I will not look in the mirror. I will not look in the mirror!

Does anyone else find this (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3615871/1/Two_Sides_of_the_Same_Coin) fic surprisingly entertaining?

[KenderCleric]

I will not look in the mirror. I will not look in the mirror!

Does anyone else find this (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3615871/1/Two_Sides_of_the_Same_Coin) fic surprisingly entertaining?

Not so much, no.

How many reviews must a author wade through before he is an author?

[Marie M]

None.

Why am I so bored?

[KenderCleric]

None.

Why am I so bored?

Mostly because it's a Sunday and no one has updated any of their fics.

Why haven't I gone to see Harry Potter yet?

[Marie M]

Because you know what will happen in it?

When will the damn rain stop?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

I don't know- I live in California, I wish the damn rain would start.

Why is KenderCleric the only one smart enough to avoid OotP?

[deathinapinkboa]

I haven't been to see it either.

Does that mean I'm smart?

[Marie M]

No, it means that the 3 of us are smart.

When did you go to see it Lorelei?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

I saw it on Friday night.

One, Two, Three, ___________?

[KenderCleric]

I saw it on Friday night.

One, Two, Three, ___________?

Four! Four bunches of coconuts! Mwuahahaha.

Can you name that character?

[deathinapinkboa]

Yes.

Will you name that character?

[KenderCleric]

Yes.

Will you name that character?

No because you're just trying to cheat. :P

Anyone? Can anyone bring enlightenment to the unknowing?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

The FSM can, he just doesn't want to.

Cheese?

[deathinapinkboa]

No Pictures.

Which is cuter, a steaming pile of shit or a dead baby?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Depends on how long the baby has been dead- then you can decide by smell.

Did Pinkboa ever have to make that choice?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

That is a possibility.

Have you ever eaten a brick of cheese?

[The Heir]

Don't care. What I do care to say is 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORELEI!!!!'

Is singing happy birthday allowed when written in text over a forum?

[Marie M]

Yea

"Happy Birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Lorelei
Happy birthday to you"

Do I have to ask a question now?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

No, because you all were so nice I'll ask it for you. :)

Green?

[The Heir]

One of my favorite colors.

Do birthdays have a color?

[KenderCleric]

One of my favorite colors.

Do birthdays have a color?

Purple with Orange stripes.

To EBay or not to Ebay?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Depends on the listing- I wouldn't order those brainwashing kits if I were you.

Have you ever been to Cheddar?

[deathinapinkboa]

Nope, but I've been to Bree.

Should I dance in the rain, or should I dance in the sunshine?

[KenderCleric]

Nope, but I've been to Bree.

Should I dance in the rain, or should I dance in the sunshine?

Wait for one of those freak summer storms where you get both rain and sunshine. Best of both worlds.

Which is more worthy of the $7.50: Harry Potter & OotP or Transformers?

[deathinapinkboa]

Catch them both and go movie hoping it you want, but I personally am waiting until they're on HBO.

Does Kender relize he doesn't have to quote the last question every time?

[KenderCleric]

Catch them both and go movie hoping it you want, but I personally am waiting until they're on HBO.

Does Kender relize he doesn't have to quote the last question every time?

Yes he does.

Yet he still does it. Why?

[Nobody]

Because he's stupid.

can i has cheezberger?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/no-to-da-cheezburger-full-now-tx.jpg

Boooooooooooooooom Head Shot?

[Mindless]

Double kill!

Rampage?

[thisperson]

We'll call it a blood bath if you want.

Just like the Boston Massacre...

We went theatre hopping, Transformers and 1408 (gay), although I didn't suggest HP for fear of being ridiculed.

Is 15>>16 really too old for reading/watching HP?

[deathinapinkboa]

I know a 45-year-old millionair who is an avid reader of Harry Potter.

What should my stupid question be?

[Marie M]

No idea.

What about mine?

[The Heir]

No clue.

What's a stupid question?

[deathinapinkboa]

See the one you just asked.

Does anyone else think it's kinda cute the HBP is a Luna Fanboy? (and dead baby sort of way, that is)

[Mindless]

Sorta. Oh, and there are no dumb questions.

Yes? You, in the back? The retard with the dumb question?

[The Heir]

huh?

Were you talking to me?

[thisperson]

No, the other retard whose name is an acronym for Half Baked Plot

What created fanboys?

Or better question...Who?

[Marie M]

God, of course.

Didn't you know?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

I attributed the creation to Harry's Monster in the Chest (TM)

In a battle to the death between Firefox and Internet Explorer, who would win?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

http://www.pc-magazin.de/common/images/firefox_ie_desktop/firefox_ie_desktop_800x600.jpg


Do you even have to ask?

[deathinapinkboa]

No, but she wanted to.

Is withering away together one of things that makes marrirage a joy?

[KenderCleric]

No, just the withering away part. The together is one of the drawbacks.

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Milk prices are going up do to an increase in fuel prices.

What was the analogy in my question?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Monica Lewinski and a Pop Machine.

What?

[thisperson]

Surprise Buttsecks would be the equivalent of what you just said.

What did he just say?

:confused:

[deathinapinkboa]

I'm not sure, but I know it is the equivalent of surprise buttsecks.

What takes a woman?

[KenderCleric]

Not the returns department at Best Buy that's for sure.

Anyone have a first born I could trade to get myself that new 62" flatscreen HD TV I saw?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

If you have a fighting chimpanzee to trade, then I do.

Would you pay to watch two chimps fight?

[thisperson]

No, You vs. Death?

[deathinapinkboa]

I am not a monkey!

Why does thisperson think I'm a monkey?

[KenderCleric]

It's the boa.

Monkey with a gun vs. Charlton Heston: Who wins?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Monkeys ftw.

Why is this thread rated 4 stars instead of 5?

[deathinapinkboa]

Check again sweety.

I got my first neg rep today. Is that a bad thing?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Depends.

What did the negrep say?

[deathinapinkboa]

That just fails.

Who's asking?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Probably the same anonymous neg repper that got me.

Why can't they just leave a signature?

[deathinapinkboa]

Cowardice.

Did your negrepper have only one point of repping power?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

ignore this, pinkboa beat me.

[The Heir]

Lorelei, Pinkboa beats on you???

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Yeah, I'm frequently abused.

Would Vernon beat up Harry with a pink boa?

[deathinapinkboa]

Only in Pedo!Vernon fics.

Lorelei, bitch, you know you're not supposed to tell people. Why do you make me hit you?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Well, he saw the bruises and he promised he wouldn't tell anyone...

Why did HPB lie?

[deathinapinkboa]

Because he's a sneaky little death eater.

Would you like it if I stopped hitting you, and we beat up the Half-Blood together?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

That sounds fun.

Can we also make him wash his hair?

[The Heir]

If your going to make fun of user names...

Do we want to start a user name e-peen (no offense Lorelei and Marie) here?

[deathinapinkboa]

Honey, my user name is Death in a pink boa. A guy's got to have a huge fucking cock to wear pink, and I'm a skeleton: they don't even have penis's.

Did my answer make any sense at all?

[The Heir]

In a 'Deathinapinkboa' kind of way.

Is it really a big deal if something without organs to differentiate gender wears pink? (i.e, a skeleton)

[deathinapinkboa]

You can still tell by looking at the pelvis.

Why are some people so stupid that they think women have one more rib then men because the bible says so.

[Lorelei of the Sea]

...People actually think that.

Do they also think that you actually turn to salt if you look the wrong way?

[KenderCleric]

You mean you don't?? /dramatic gasp

When DO you turn into a pillar of salt?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Whenever I feel like it- it's my animagus.

Lord of Plot Bunnies?

[KenderCleric]

Indeed. I have my own army of plot bunnies with which to conquer the world. ...or at least annoy people to death with countless challenges and fics on my "to do" list.

Would you like a bunny? :devil:

[Lorelei of the Sea]

I've been hiding from your challenges as it is; I refuse to be bunnied.

True or False?

[KenderCleric]

True, but with a twist of False and shaken, not stirred.

In a fight to the death: James Bond or Death in a Pink Boa?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Boa will pwn- he's death. He kan keel Bod wif his mind pawerz.

Which fic is better, My Immortal or The Office?

[deathinapinkboa]

You can't get your rocks off the The Office.

Does xXxbloodyrists666xXx make you horny, baby?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

She's smexy- especially when she jumps sexily in front of objects for no reason.

Was Elizabeth I really a virgin?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Not a chance, Dumbledore was all up in that.

When does hell freeze over?

[KenderCleric]

A week from Tuesday provided Monday goes according to plan.

Pumpkin Pie or Cherry-topped Cheesecake?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Ice cream.

Can love beat all odds if the race is fixed?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Only if the special Olympics has a handicap/

To be or not to be?

[KenderCleric]

Not to be. Don't give in to "the man".

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck...is thrown into a pit of cougars?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Well, that all depends on the cougars state of arousal.

How aroused are we talking?

[KenderCleric]

Not in the slightest after that disturbing mental image.

Where's the bleach for my mind's eye?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Right next to the dish soap on the top shelf.

Forgive me for destroying your eyes?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Sure...

Peanut butter?

[Mindless]

No.

Why should cougars, peanut btter, and peens never be combined?

[thisperson]

Ask Jburnsluvrgurl

Her logic seems flawed enough to come up with something.

If you were one in a million, how many carbon copies of you would there be?

[KenderCleric]

None. I prefer Silicon to carbon.

Do you think Voldemort offers good dental insurance to his minions?

[thisperson]

They have the best health plans and life insurance for themselves and their families.

Makes it worth it to be a Death Eater?

[KenderCleric]

It all depends on the vacation time and if there is a good 401k.

How do the Order's benefits stack up?

[thisperson]

Pheonix Tears seems to be their only remedy, with little to no vacation time.

Don't even get started on pay and holiday bonus'.

Does that explain why their membership count seems so low?

[deathinapinkboa]

No, the fact that having sex with Molly Weasley is part of the initiation rites does though.

Does the mean Fred and George fucked their mum?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

It's probable.

Do you think it was at the same time, with Dumbledore and Arthur particpating?

[thisperson]

No.

Did anyone just remember a story with Pedo!Dumbledore 10 incher shagging the fuck outta Susan Bones?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

No, but I did remember the one where he fucked Ginny because she couldn't stop masturbating.

What would you rather watch, the Lifetime movie channel or Ginny's online dating profile?

[deathinapinkboa]

Is suicide an option?

Will you come to me on the wings of desire?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Only if you'll lay down on a bed of roses.

What happens to the wind beneath my wings if there's a drought?

[deathinapinkboa]

You'll have to take a stairway to heaven.

Will he still claim it takes a women if I put my hand in?

[KenderCleric]

Only if it's sittin on the dock in the bay.

It's closing time. Do you know who you want to take you home?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

No, they're all just another brick in the wall.

Is London calling if you don't live by the river?

[deathinapinkboa]

It's calling like a virgin.

Why is it that love don't live here anymore?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Because you're hot blooded- check it and see. You have a fever of a 103.

Should I stay or should I go?

[deathinapinkboa]

Ask the ladies who lunch.

Have I got a girl for you?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Only if she walks like an Egyptian.

Knowing me, knowing you, is there nothing we can do?

[KenderCleric]

No, it's like you're stuck in a moment you can't get out of.

Maybe you should take a photograph?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Don't need to anymore, he called me on the telephone.

Would you like a season ticket on a one-way ride?

[deathinapinkboa]

I don't know.

Do we get to play the name game?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Yes, because rocking the casbah doesn't seem nearly as fun anymore.

Does anyone know a good Dark lord!Harry fic?

[deathinapinkboa]

Not I.

Why are Weasley women hags?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

They're not hags! They're feisty!!1!!!11!!!one!1!!!!1

Severus Snape did __________ to the __________?

[deathinapinkboa]

Severus Snape did nothing to the child.

Was my answer to your question a lie?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Yes. Don't do that too much, it's filthy.

Voldemort vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer- who wins?

[The Heir]

If a stake to the heart killed Voldemort he would have been killed long ago...

Chuck Norris Vs. Voldemort? Who would win?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Voldemort checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep every night.

The best Chuck Norris fact is ___________________________?

[KenderCleric]

Chuck Norris round-house kicked a star at the beginning of time and thus the Big Bang occured.

If Voldemort recruited Chuck Norris, how long would Harry Potter survive?

[deathinapinkboa]

Who long does in take for Chuck Norris to round-house kick someone in the face?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds.

Has there been a fic where Harry is Chuck Norris reincarnated?

[deathinapinkboa]

No.

If Harry was Chuck Norris reincarnated, would he have a bigger dick?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Chuck Norris' dick is the reason a penis gets soft after sex. They think of him and crawl into hiding.

Does the river flow into the sea?

[deathinapinkboa]

As does the sea flow into the River.

Does anyone actually think Chuck Norris "facts" are funny?

[KenderCleric]

Not really, no.

Is it odd that the idea of a ChuckNorris!Harry in no way inspires a plot bunny?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

No, considering the fact that he's actually a fundie or something.

If ships are for sailing, then what are the Jack Sparrow shippers talking about?

[deathinapinkboa]

I don't know, but I don't care who anti-slash ya'll are. You've got to admit that Jack Sparrow wanted to fuck Will Turner.

Am I right?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

I've always been more of a Jack/Elizabeth fan....

But maybe they all had a threesome?

[KenderCleric]

Perhaps, but...

If they're busy with a threesome they're loosing valuable buckle-swashing and explosion time.

Wouldn't the time be better spent killing, pillaging, burning, and raping in the time honored tradition of the Vikings?

[deathinapinkboa]

At times like this I feel the need to trott out the little chant we sing before every play at my school.

We're gonna rape! kill! pillage! and burn!
We're gonna rape! kill! pillage! and burn!
Eat the Babies
ect.

If rape is like candy, who will be my candy man?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

That is a question that only KenderCleric can answer.

Why isn't beer pong a national sport?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Because not many people know what beer pong is.

what is beer pong?

[KenderCleric]

/sigh

Too slow. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Edit: Moving on..

No idea what Beer Pong is, but it does sound interesting.

Randomly changing the subject though: Harry Potter Crossover with Far Side comics - yes, no, or "what?"

[The-Hyphenated-One]

Eh, it could be highly amusing.

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/beerpong.jpg

Does this give you and idea of beer pong?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

Yes.

Is it not an Olympic sport because everyone is too drunk to remember who won in the morning?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

That is a very good possibility.

Who wants to play?

[The-Hyphenated-One]

I guess no one does.

Is it a fact that today is thispersons B-Day?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

It is.

Yay?

[Mindless]

I guess.

What does that mean?

[The Heir]

Here's dictionary(dot)com's definition for guess (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/guess)

Did I answer Mindless' question?

[Mindless]

No.

What was I really asking?

[deathinapinkboa]

A stupid questing.

Why don't you know?

[thisperson]

Nobody knows.

'there is no such thing as a stupid question'

Why is it said?

This whole thread proves it wrong.

[Rainstorm]

Because the people who said it are idealists who don't have to deal with idiots.

Why don't we just remove the warning labels off of everything and sit back and watch the fun?

[The Heir]

Because then there is a good change you'd get blown up in the process.

Why didn't thisperson mention his birthday? (HAPPY BIRTHDAY)

[thisperson]

Because with every birthday, death looms one year closer :(

Nah, I just hate the attention that birthdays attract in real life.

Although I love the gifts.

Thanks for mentioning it, btw...

What'd you get me?

[The Heir]

A one fingered salute.

Good present?

[thisperson]

Eh, close enough.

What sound does a one handed clap make?

[The Heir]

A bit smaller of a sound then a two handed clap.

If a tree falls in the woods it makes a sound whether anyone is there to hear it or not. Amirite?

[thisperson]

You mean Jewurite???

amirite?

[The Heir]

What about a jew?

[deathinapinkboa]

Jews often have hair.

What about a Lovegood?

[Lorelei of the Sea]

They also have hair.

Coincidence?

[KenderCleric]

Nope. Conspiracy!

Are the aliens reading this? >.>

[Lorelei of the Sea]

....

If you were an alien, would you be reading HP fanfiction?

[KenderCleric]

That would all depend on if all the fanfiction on my planet was slash.

How sad would it be if alien life had to come to earth to find even halfway decent fanfiction?