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Strangest attempt of robbery ever

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by sirius009, Jul 14, 2007.

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  1. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    Jul 14, 2007 #1
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    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Jul 14, 2007 #2
    Criminals just aren’t what they used to be.

    No, but seriously, what the fuck?
     
  3. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    the group therapy must've really gotten to him.
     
  4. xcel

    xcel Looked into the void

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    It's the T.V. Not enough violence.
     
  5. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Jul 14, 2007 #5
    Don't let the fan girls hear about this one. All Lucius Malfoy needs is a glass of wine and a group hug and he'll stop being such a big meanie.
     
  6. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    Same with Draco, than they'll all have a big, gay, orgy!!
     
  7. Aekiel

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    And people say the world is going down the drain. If I ever get robbed I want the robber to be like that guy :p. Feel the love people!

    Aekiel
     
  8. Le

    Le Fourth Year

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    This world is seriously fucked up. Must have been some really good wine.
     
  9. Glernaj

    Glernaj Stab Executive DLP Supporter

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    The real what the hell of this story goes to people he tried to rob, who actually offered him a glass of wine as he was pointing a gun at them.
     
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