I'm going to say it again. DH ended on page 656, right after I jumped for joy while watching Snape die. Now I must fix it.

But before I do that... how about these words of wisdom?

Yes, these are really things that go through my mind.

Big D

 

Oh, yeah, the book probably has more innuendos than the other six combined. Here's more:

Can't remember any more at the moment, but will update as I reread and find them. Unless someone beats me to it, that is.

 

Big... I'm ... I'm ashamed to have you on this site. You missed the Molly/Harry implications in chapter 7!

Two BLATANT ones!

The first one is after Molly gives him the watch, when Harry hugs her and "puts a lot of unspoken feelings into it." I dun have my copy so I cant quote it.

The second one is later, when they bring out the snitch cake.

"That's amazing, Mrs. Weasley!" ( I think thats the line anyway)

"Oh, its nothing," she replied, over her shoulder Harry could see Ron giving him the thumbs up and mouthing Good one.

Lawlzy and proof of Holly because of the book Ron gives him at the beginning!

 

That's good. But how did either of us miss what happened a few lines down?

Harry Potter: The Twink Who Lived

Edit: Read Vash's post again and can't help but snicker at the idea of "Holly".

 

I... you are right. o.o

I am ashamed to have missed that one. I don't deserve my titles. I dont deserve the honor of writing lawlz-smut. A taint upon my soul it is!!!


*coughs* yeah... Ill just go over there now.

 

Don't know if this one counts, but it sounds like something that Madam Pomfrey would say about one of Bellatrix's ex-boyfriends.

Big D

 

That brings back bobbit references...

that case still scares the crap out of me...

 

ah...the razor one was much better before I realized it wasn't Fleur telling Harry this.

 

Just wait... They'll be a floud of harry hermione fics now where people are overanalyzinng hermiones innuendo.

Harry hermione shippers will start giving wordy explanations as to how hermiones erotic statement is an indication for her true undying love and support for the teen hero...

I can practicly here hermione now...

"Honestly..."

 

I always knew Ron was that desparate!

 

That's classic.

And I think that the H/Hr fans are going to have a lot more fun with the idea that Harry and Hermione spent several weeks living alone together while on the run, and that Hermione was more than a little emotionally damaged at the time, both from Ron leaving and later from guilt over breaking Harry's wand.

Big D

 

Harmonians are batshit insane.

I am proudly a Harmonian.

 

Nonsense Bio, your sig clearly say that you are a Arry, or is it Hana...

Maybe Hariana? Shipper.

Well since I still have to read the book, does JK even describe what they did while camping out. (Harry/Hermione)

Or is she just leaving it for the fans to speculate on what did happen.

What I want to see though is some Luna innuendo, surely she has a few lines?

 

Went looking for some more Luna stuff and found this masterpiece.

Here's one with Luna.

Big D

Edit: Thank you to whoever fixed the title.

 

this amused me

 

There's more!

 

That is a nice one...

*laugh*

How much naughty stuff in a book for little innocent children,
someone should have told her how many perverse people and hormonal teenager would read her stuff,
maybe she would have chosen some other phrase...

But we have our fun

 

Dear Lady,

Do bear in mind the date of the previous post, the 24-07-2007. Also known as the 24th of July 2007. That makes your post a necro of over 9 months. A little over a normal pregnancy.

However, this topic has little to do with pregnancies and as such should not be revisited after nine months or more.

A great suggestion is to press the Quick Links button, Today's Posts. That way you are guaranteed not to necro.

Good day.

EDIT: Idiotic math fixed.