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Lines in HP

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Xsi, Dec 19, 2005.

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  1. Xsi

    Xsi Squib

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    Dec 19, 2005 #1
    Any lines you wish you could see in HP?

    Harry: "So, do you and Padma share everything?"

    and a possible

    Parvati: "Only our looks, pig."

    or the even better

    Parvati: "Room of Requirement at 4pm, big boy."
     
  2. LT2000

    LT2000 Heir

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    Dec 19, 2005 #2
    Vernon Dursley: "The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things. Like ships and sails and ceiling wax, and cabbages and kings. AND WHILE THE SEA IS BOILING HOT..."
     
  3. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 19, 2005 #3
    Snape: "You're just like your father Potter."

    Harry: "At least mine wasn't drowned in a vat of his son's hair oil."

    Or...

    Hermione: “Malfoy’s got detention! I could sing!”

    Harry: “Don’t, I would like I would prefer to keep my eardrums intact.”

    An except from somewhere I can't remember but found in my notes for Silvertounge...

    “And you, Potter, will be helping Professor Lockhart answer his fan mail.” said Professor McGonagall.

    “Isn’t there a law against cruel and unusual punishment?” asked Harry.
     
  4. Xsi

    Xsi Squib

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    Dec 19, 2005 #4
    Voldemort

    Lord Voldemort: Rubber ducky you're the one,
    you make bath time lots of fun...


    actually i think this would be more scarring than funny, imagining the Dark Lord in the bath..fuck i just did it.
     
  5. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Wortail - Why what are we doing tommorow, My Lord.
    Voldemort - Tommorow we do what we do every night Wormtail. Try to take over the world.

    Thier Wormy, their Wormy. Their Wormy and the Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
     
  6. LT2000

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    ^ ..."Oh, and Wormtail?"

    "Yes, master?"

    "CRUCIO~!"

    :p
     
  7. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Dec 20, 2005 #7
    "But Harryyy" said Ginny's whining voice. "What do you want you stalker bitch!" "I want youuuu" "no! You stark raving mad lunatic!" " But I wuv youuu" "AVADA KEDAVRA!"


    or


    "You know what'll happen if you hurt our little sisters feelings don't you?" said Fred, in front of the other Weasley boys with his arms crossed. The others all nodded their heads and murmured their agreement. "But I don't even like your sister, why should I have to date her?" Asked Harry. "Because if you don't you won't be able to kill You-Know-who with love!" shouted Charlie from the back. Ginny walked into the room unaware of the conversation at hand. "Ginny is a little slut and I hate her guts, why can't you get that through your heads!?" Harry said heatedly. Ginny started to cry, Harry suddenly aware of her in the room took out his wand, pointed it at her and yelled "CRUCIO!". Ginny writhed on the floor in pain until her sanity broke. The brothers, looking at the slobbering mess of a sister suddenly broke out of their trance and started after Harry. But he stopped them by raising his hand and saying, " whoa there boys, I'm untouchable, you never said anything about hurting her physically.
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 20, 2005 #8
    soda. spit out. Nice one.
     
  9. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Now that is classic :D
     
  10. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    <_< i shouldd crucio you for insulting that cartoon like that..... i actually like that show...
     
  11. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    I actually had that as an ending to a oneshot, but that's all I had though, the ending and nothing to put before it.
     
  12. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    I remember watching something like that....which show is it from?
     
  13. Nytmare

    Nytmare Fourth Year

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    Pinky and the Brain!
     
  14. SushiZ

    SushiZ Auror

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    "WOuld you like a lemon drop, Harry?"

    "NO, take it and shove it up your ass." Harry responded.
     
  15. Xantam

    Xantam Denarii Host

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    Last post 12-22-05. What is up with people bumping old posts all the time now.

    Dumbledore:"Harry, with great power comes great responsibility."
    Harry:"What the fuck, so I'm spiderman now? I thought you said my power was love."
     
  16. Xiph0

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    I'll give it a shot:

    [Starting at page 522, Half-Blood Prince]

    "SECTUMSEMPRA!" bellowed Harry from the floor, waving his wand wildly.

    Blood spurted from Malfoy's face and chest as though he had been slashed with an invisible sword. He staggered backward and collapsed onto the waterlogged floor with a great splash, his wand falling from his limp right hand.

    "Hah!" Harry shouted triumphantly. Striding over to the prick, he gave him a swift kick in the ribs, feeling one snap under the force.

    "Try and Crucio me again and see what happens, bitch." He snarled out, spitting in the racist dickhead's hair, and delivering another swift kick - this time to the 'tard's nose, snapping it with a great *CRACK*.

    Turning on his heel and making for the door, he turned suddenly with a smirk.

    "Oh, and Malfoy? AVADA KEDAVRA! "
     
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  17. Haunted Warrior

    Haunted Warrior Fifth Year

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    Don't insult Pinky and The Brain. It's cool
    Anyway, here's mine!

    Harry: Dobby, I need some help...
    Dobby: Dobby would do anything for the Great Master Harry Potter Sir!
    Harry: *Smirking* Could you slip this Basilisk venom into Ginny Weasley's drink please?
    Dobby: Of course Great Harry Potter! Dobby will do it straight away. *Goes off to Poison Ginny*
    Harry: If it was that easy, I would have had Dobby kill that stalker bitch years ago!
     
  18. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jul 28, 2006 #18
    "Potter," Snape sneered.

    "Horse face," Harry responded with a polite nod.

    -J
     
  19. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    bwahahahaha that was hilarious
     
  20. Duke of Rothwood

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    That was good :)
     
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