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The Fine Balance
09-27-2007, 03:48 PM
I don't care to expect.
Can two plus two be anything but five?
Holy fuck, you guys should be proud. 60+ pages of absolute nonsensical shit. Of course, Anna probably contributed most to it. Well, carry on then.
- Sree
Marie M
09-28-2007, 04:39 AM
Yes, it can be 7 too.
Did you reach 1000th post in AASQ8?
carvell
09-28-2007, 07:54 AM
1314 post's in AASQ8.
how far will AASQ9 will go?
Marie M
09-28-2007, 10:20 AM
what do you think about 10, 000?
MrINBN
09-28-2007, 02:26 PM
MS will probably close this topic and open AASQ10 long before we reach 10k.
Why does MS close these topics?
Richardc269
09-28-2007, 02:28 PM
Most likely they get too many posts and not very many people are going to read all them pages, lol.
Marie M
09-28-2007, 03:12 PM
Why can't I see Richards question?
Question #2: What is grammatically wrong with the question above?
Snarf
09-28-2007, 03:29 PM
Answer #1: Because they aren't there.
Answer #2: The whole damn thing.
Where the hell has Master Slytherin been, anyways?
malaga
09-28-2007, 07:45 PM
It doesn't matter. We should just duck down and hope he doesn't see how long this is.
Shouldn't we?
The-Hyphenated-One
09-28-2007, 07:51 PM
Yes, but it appears that Sree has stepped in to moderate!
Bow Chika Bow wow?
thisperson
09-28-2007, 08:09 PM
Alas! We have stupidity numbah nein!
Bow chika bow wow, ow?
That Wench
09-29-2007, 06:56 AM
Maybe. I love it how even though I don't post here anymore, Sree still loves mentioning me :) Makes me feel all loved n stuff.
Here's to 60+ pages of nonsensical shit?
thisperson
09-29-2007, 10:52 AM
Amen to that.
Boob you came back!
Why?
That Wench
09-29-2007, 12:46 PM
Had to make a post :p
Missed me did ya, boob?
Anna: I don't go through the whole thread looking at how many posts you made. I just noticed that all your posts have been in this section for the past few months. And yet, your rep is increasing. And you accused me of rep-whoring. ;)
My question, though not stupid, is this: Why be made Moderator of a forum that gets a maximum of 2 posts a day?
malaga
09-29-2007, 11:25 PM
Because otherwise said Moderator would have no responsibility, and would become a mass murderer.
Are we talking about you?
Lorelei of the Sea
09-30-2007, 01:50 AM
Lol, readcon.
And for the first honestly stupid question in this thread: if you cut down all the trees in a rain forest but one, would that lone tree be called a rain tree?
The-Hyphenated-One
09-30-2007, 02:22 AM
No it would be called an Egyptian.
Where do babies come from?
Lorelei of the Sea
09-30-2007, 02:41 AM
Kurkanorbakushbakiztan.
Who wants to live forever?
lol wut. malaga: DLP gets much more than 2 posts a day. I was talking about the fact that Anna got made mod of ReadCon. XD
That Wench
09-30-2007, 03:35 AM
^I noticed the lack of a stupid question there. But w/e ...
Moderator of readcon? I like the members :)
Rep-whoring? I think it is you who is the rep whorer, Sree. Rep-begging in IRC anyone?
That is all :) .. ?
Lorelei of the Sea
09-30-2007, 03:54 AM
Ask again later.
Later yet?
malaga
09-30-2007, 05:01 AM
No, later later.
Thank you, come again?
The Heir
09-30-2007, 01:01 PM
If you want to get fat.
Are there really countries outside of America because I've never seen one?
thisperson
09-30-2007, 01:43 PM
lol (stupid questions deserve stupid answers)
I just saw your sig HBP and couldn't help but wonder...what did happen to the fag?
Lorelei of the Sea
09-30-2007, 04:38 PM
I think Bio scared him off (assuming you weren't talking about the fag who posted above you).
Ready, set, ______?
Prank!!!
If you had to chose one character to douse a love potion, who would it be?
Dark Lord Gullible
09-30-2007, 05:11 PM
Fleur.
Sanitary washroom?
lol...duh.
Oddest oxymoron?
Dark Lord Gullible
09-30-2007, 05:16 PM
Not if you are faithfully-unfaithful to the faith of unfaithfulness whose doctrine requires unfaithfulness to the faith along with an unfaithful faithfulness to an unfaithful lack of faithfulness.
Now is that an oxymoronic paragraph or what?
Or what.
If your best friend's best friend was interested in the brother of said best friend, what would you advise the best friend's best friend to do?
The-Hyphenated-One
09-30-2007, 05:59 PM
Kill the dog while its sleeping.
How does one become an evil genius?
If you're posting on this board, you're already an evil genius.
How does one get Professors Trelawney and Snape to fall in love with one another?
Solomon
09-30-2007, 07:11 PM
Fail epically, it will happen.
Who needs to fail?
malaga
09-30-2007, 08:08 PM
J. K. Rowling needs to learn that she did in the epilogue.
Is that the part-of-the-book-that-shall-not-be-named?
Lorelei of the Sea
09-30-2007, 09:04 PM
Well, I can name it, if you want.
Should we name it Bunny Bunny and the Bunny Bunny?
No. Pepe le Pew shall be fine.
What would happen if Pepe le Pew waltzed into Hogwarts?
malaga
10-01-2007, 04:25 AM
He would start 'romancing' McGonagall...
Is that a disturbing mental image or what?
or what.
If you could choose a famous Muggle duo to teach at Hogwarts, who would it be and why?
Dark Lord Gullible
10-01-2007, 11:11 AM
Mitchell and Webb because they're fucking awesome.
amirite or amirite?
Solomon
10-01-2007, 01:26 PM
Neither, you're wrong. The true answer is Batman and Robin.
What does my magic eight-ball suggest about the following poster's question?
Marie M
10-01-2007, 01:40 PM
Stupidity.
What should I drink when I'm super-duper tired and coffee's not helping?
You should drink Firewiskey.
If you said Nunquam lamie morde me dice (Never say 'bite me' to a vampire), what would the vampire say?
malaga
10-01-2007, 02:29 PM
The vampire would say; "Well, too late. In that sentence I clearly heard the words 'bite me'."
Or is it just me who notices things like that?
Just you...I think.
:banana: ?
Solomon
10-01-2007, 03:34 PM
Fail.
Epic?
malaga
10-01-2007, 06:23 PM
Ninja.
Cooler?
thisperson
10-01-2007, 06:50 PM
thatperson
:awesomest: ?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-01-2007, 06:56 PM
BobSponge.
Who will reply to this post?
thisperson
10-01-2007, 06:59 PM
ME! of course.
What is up with all the name changes recently?
Dark Lord Gullible
10-01-2007, 06:59 PM
Chile con carne.
Yes, I went there.
Or did I?
thisperson
10-01-2007, 07:02 PM
To Mexico?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-01-2007, 07:04 PM
You know, I don't think he did.
Why didn't he?
thisperson
10-01-2007, 07:05 PM
Because he was fearful of catching a recently airborne STD...
How can an STD be airborne?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-01-2007, 07:12 PM
It's what happens when you masturbate during a hurricane.
Does that sound in any way shape or form appealing?
Aekiel
10-02-2007, 09:55 PM
Strangely yes.
Who eats pie?
malaga
10-03-2007, 12:20 AM
I never eat humble-pie.
What about blackberry and apple?
Mercenary
10-03-2007, 10:30 AM
... Both!
Who else is bored?
Marie M
10-03-2007, 12:58 PM
I am.
Amuse me?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-03-2007, 05:09 PM
Maybe.
Obligatory Mitch reference?
malaga
10-03-2007, 06:30 PM
No, I wouldn't be able to faeces anyone if I made a Mitch reference.
How bad was that pun?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-04-2007, 12:16 AM
As bad as Mitch/Snape/Buck Angel would be.
Will you tell me a clean little secret?
malaga
10-04-2007, 12:33 AM
I washed my dog today.
As she somehow manages to still stink, does that make it a dirty little secret?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-04-2007, 01:38 AM
Thanks to Mahiavelli for my avatar.
Que?
/chars
Solomon
10-04-2007, 01:41 AM
Expletive.
Deleted?!
malaga
10-04-2007, 02:17 AM
Not if I have Tourette's...
D'ya think I do?
Edit: Wow. Me and DV have same number of posts. I think this calls for a cool smily: :microwave:
Solomon
10-04-2007, 02:18 AM
Signs point to no.
What would my Magic Eight-Ball be referring to if it said "Signs Point to Yes"?
malaga
10-04-2007, 02:22 AM
The road signs in Kuwait which point to Yes Street.
Or is the street somewhere else?
Solomon
10-04-2007, 02:26 AM
Indeed. The street is technically in Ukraine.
Why is Yes Street in Ukraine?
malaga
10-04-2007, 02:36 AM
Because when they tried it in Russia, it exploded.
Or did it asplode?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-04-2007, 02:43 AM
It asspoodled.
Wanna go to church?
malaga
10-04-2007, 02:48 AM
Depends.
Can I turn up naked and sacrifice a rooster on the altar with my gay lover and my three children born out of wedlock (including the one I aborted)?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-04-2007, 02:52 AM
Only if you make out with your brother during the service, and get him to jump the priest.
Away, foul demon?
malaga
10-04-2007, 03:25 AM
I resent that! I'm a fowl demon! (This is due to my rooster-killing)
Or is it due to something else?
Marie M
10-08-2007, 07:16 AM
It's due to something else, do you know what?
malaga
10-08-2007, 01:59 PM
I don't think I do.
Care to share?
Marie M
10-08-2007, 02:42 PM
Not really.
What do you think about new buttons set?
Solomon
10-08-2007, 02:56 PM
Pretty nice. The "New Reply" button looks misaligned, the "Quick Reply" button (which I doubt anyone uses anyways) is tiny, and the "Newest Post" button from within the forums themselves (the black one) is hard as hell to see, but other than that, I like them very much.
What do you think of them?
PsyckoSama
10-08-2007, 03:23 PM
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people"
Solomon
10-08-2007, 03:24 PM
You fail for not asking a question.
Why did you so blatantly ignore the rules?
Dark Lord Gullible
10-08-2007, 03:49 PM
Insert answer
Where in the world is waldo?
Aekiel
10-08-2007, 09:44 PM
San Francisco
What does fire feel like?
Lorelei of the Sea
10-08-2007, 10:01 PM
Hot.
Are you sexually attracted to hot things?
carvell
10-08-2007, 11:05 PM
Yes, hot and wet ( as long it don't smell like s**t )
what is a waldo?
malaga
10-09-2007, 01:16 AM
Not what, but when. Fixed question below:
When is a waldo...?
Son of the Forsaken
10-10-2007, 03:35 PM
Up someone's ass?,I don't know.
Why do people ask stupid questions?.
Solomon
10-10-2007, 08:35 PM
It's interesting, isn't it?
The Heir
10-10-2007, 10:27 PM
As is the super, awesome, stupendous question and answer in one combo, right?
Solomon
10-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Is there any reason to consider it otherwise?
Dark Lord Gullible
10-11-2007, 03:19 AM
A Long Long Time Ago
In A Galaxy Far Away
...?
Solomon
10-11-2007, 03:24 AM
Indeed.
Why?
Dark Lord Gullible
10-11-2007, 03:29 AM
We are agents of the free!
O Rly?
Solomon
10-11-2007, 03:30 AM
No.
Why not?
malaga
10-11-2007, 03:49 AM
Because there is no owl here to say it.
Or is there?
Solomon
10-11-2007, 03:50 AM
I got a new Magic 8-Ball. It says..."Signs Point to No."
Why was that its first answer?
malaga
10-11-2007, 07:40 PM
Because it's the answer to all the major questions in life. For example:
Will Kinsfire ever be cool (even in the furry world)?
Solomon
10-11-2007, 10:31 PM
Let's ask the Magic Eight-Ball, then.
"Signs Point to No."
You're right! Why is it the answer to all major questions in life?
malaga
10-11-2007, 11:37 PM
Because we subconciously direct our thoughts in a more positive direction, mean that the reality is less positive (or signs pointing to no).
Did I really mean that, or am I baffled by your question and making up crap?
Solomon
10-11-2007, 11:39 PM
Ask again later.
How much later?
malaga
10-11-2007, 11:48 PM
Until George Bush gets sold on the American black market as Chimp meat (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060718-ape-meat.html).
What kind of meal would that make?
Solomon
10-11-2007, 11:59 PM
The kind of meal that 68% of America wants to eat.
What about the other 32%?
malaga
10-12-2007, 12:04 AM
They want Hillary stir-fry.
In all new flavours?
Solomon
10-12-2007, 12:16 AM
I thought the Bush Meal and Hillary stir-fry were the new flavors?
malaga
10-12-2007, 01:10 AM
Nah, BM and HSF are the new meals. Hillary Stir-fry though comes with extra Gravel, Gore, Kucinich or Thompson.
I think they all taste like chicken though.
What's your flavour of choice?
The Heir
10-15-2007, 06:11 PM
I don't even want to know...
Now, the real question.... WHERE THE FUCK IS DEATHINAPINKBOA?
Son of the Forsaken
10-15-2007, 06:52 PM
All around us in the ether.
How the hell did he get there?
Snarf
10-16-2007, 12:08 AM
He used his sex magic from the Orgy of Death.
RHCP, anyone?
The-Hyphenated-One
10-16-2007, 12:33 AM
Right Handed Cow Punching?
Above is also a question for the next person
malaga
10-16-2007, 12:41 AM
Gosh yes!
Isn't it the mostest fun?
Rehio
11-01-2007, 03:25 AM
No?
Where have all the stupid questions gone?
carvell
11-01-2007, 05:12 AM
We ran out of them,
Why?
Marie M
11-01-2007, 06:07 AM
Because we aren't stupid enough.
Is that a bad thing?
Son of the Forsaken
11-08-2007, 06:43 PM
Yes,our genepool is fucked up (i.e. Bush and VP)
How would you solve this dilemma?
Marie M
11-09-2007, 06:20 AM
I wouldn't.
I guess we lost our goal, eh?
Son of the Forsaken
11-09-2007, 02:06 PM
Never,where there are people,there is stupidity!
Now come on people think of something!
thisperson
11-10-2007, 01:56 AM
Why was there no magic award when I returned?
Marie M
11-10-2007, 04:58 AM
Hey!
Why didn't I know that there should have been an award?
thisperson
11-10-2007, 09:57 AM
Oh no Marie! The furry warrgnuzzlers got you too?
Marie M
11-10-2007, 10:08 AM
Seems so.
What should I do to get rid of them?
thisperson
11-10-2007, 12:12 PM
Undress.
Have Pre-Marital Sex.
Lather.
Repeat As Necessary.
:D Where is the rest of the stupid crowd?
Marie M
11-10-2007, 12:31 PM
No idea.
Think they're scared of our stupidity?
thisperson
11-10-2007, 02:25 PM
Must be. I mean everyone had enough common sense to leave, and we didn't.
They say stupidity is contagious, up for infecting others?
Marie M
11-10-2007, 02:30 PM
If it's fun, why not?
thisperson
11-10-2007, 02:40 PM
Because the administration system would make us repent for spreading venereal diseases. Stupidity masked off as baby batter.
Now something caught my eye...Heineken Drinker? lool
Lorelei of the Sea
11-10-2007, 03:24 PM
Seeing this thread at the top of the unread thread list makes me feel.... nothing particular, actually.
Back on topic- why does Marie drink Heineken? Inquiring minds want to know....
thisperson
11-10-2007, 04:37 PM
I dunno.
And the thread did grow stale, and it does suck with not enough users, and there is no point to it now, and there is no 1000 posts ftfw!11 goal anymore, and it could go on forever.
Why do we still bother?
Dark Lord Gullible
11-10-2007, 06:25 PM
Fuck all of you!
Returning to lurking?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-10-2007, 06:49 PM
You can go. We don't like you anyway.
Is the thread dead because most of the posters are High Schoolers, and now that schools back, we actually have a life?
thisperson
11-10-2007, 07:18 PM
Something along those lines.
A new idea should be concocted for the upcoming summer?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-10-2007, 07:22 PM
Yeah.
What about 'Ask a Life-Changing Intelligently Awesome Question'?
Or 'Who Can Bitch-Slap the Other the Hardest Verbally?' <--- that one seems like it will work well here.
thisperson
11-10-2007, 07:27 PM
Those could work. Not like we can have a read-a-thon or something.
I am kind of hoping the kill the person above you thread will pick up come summer...teacher says I have to practice my writing style or some shit and what better way to practice than by killing bits of e-data.
Best Fanfic Author?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-10-2007, 07:40 PM
I just did a google search for Best Fanfiction Ever, and this (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/)came up as the first result. :(
Why do you refer to summer as upcoming when it's November now? *mournful*
Edit: if you bump the kill-the-person-above-you thread now, I'd probably kill you back.... just sayin'.
thisperson
11-10-2007, 07:46 PM
Erm...positive way of thinking methinks.
Either way, there is an upcoming summer.
That thing is considered the best fanfic author....proof?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-10-2007, 07:59 PM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=best+fanfiction+ever&btnG=Google+Search.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb3/Lorelei_of_the_Sea/killer.jpg?
thisperson
11-10-2007, 09:55 PM
That is what they want you to think. But all is fine, go ahead and huggle.
Why does Radcliffe look like a freaking Puerto Rican serial killer?
Solomon
11-11-2007, 12:37 AM
His twin brother (separated at birth) is a Puerto Rican serial killer, of course.
Why were they separated?
Marie M
11-11-2007, 02:00 AM
Because parents expected one child and couldn't care for twins.
How did the twin brother become Puerto Rican?
Solomon
11-11-2007, 02:02 AM
When they were separated, the twin got stuck in Puerto Rico.
Why Puerto Rico?
Marie M
11-11-2007, 02:03 AM
Because you choosed so.
How did he get stuck there?
Solomon
11-11-2007, 02:06 AM
From what I've been told, they made a one-way, one-use international portkey out of baby food and fed it to him.
Is there any other way it could have happened?
Marie M
11-11-2007, 02:19 AM
Porbably no.
Can you think of any other way?
Solomon
11-11-2007, 02:21 AM
I suppose they could have cast a good portus on the silver spoon born in his mouth.
He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, right?
Marie M
11-11-2007, 02:51 AM
Wrong, if I remember correctly, it was knife, wasn't it?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-11-2007, 02:57 AM
Barbecue fork, if I remember correctly.
Was it made of Aluminum or Somethingelseium?
Marie M
11-11-2007, 03:01 AM
Wasn't it made of silver?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-11-2007, 03:36 AM
That would be Somethingelseium.
Who is that in your sig?
Marie M
11-11-2007, 03:52 AM
Just a girl, she's fucking beautiful, in her whole picture that is.
Could she pass for Daphne?
malaga
11-12-2007, 12:30 AM
I think not.
Doesn't anyone else see her as blonde?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 12:34 AM
I think Jon does. She has so very little description (none whatsoever), so why do you see her as blonde?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-12-2007, 01:35 AM
Because fanon has her as a queen bitch, and sometimes blond goes with that description.
How do you think an unthinkable thought?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 01:36 AM
You defy the many laws of the universe.
Would you be willing to name three of those laws for me?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-12-2007, 01:41 AM
Well that depends....
How similar are they to the laws of the internet?
malaga
11-12-2007, 01:42 AM
They are the same, for the internet is just a mini universe.
Does that make whoever created it God?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 01:44 AM
No; being God would require having some measure of control over the internet, and not even its creator has such power.
Does anyone?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-12-2007, 01:51 AM
Oh wow... the thought of someone having that much power...
How long before the president claims the internet is an evil conspiracy made to hurt puppies and small children and tries to destroy it?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 01:54 AM
Five minutes.
What is the chance that he will succeed?
malaga
11-12-2007, 03:03 AM
1/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (ad infitum)
What's something else with those chances? Other than Ginny lasting til the end of her Hogwarts years without STDs of course.
Rehio
11-12-2007, 01:45 PM
That Slash will cease to exist.
1/0?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 02:21 PM
The end of everything, of course.
Why would you want to divide by zero?
Marie M
11-12-2007, 02:46 PM
Because I'm cold and sleepy.
Who is upset over rep system being shut down?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 02:55 PM
Krull. He misses something in every one of his posts in that thread.
How many rep points did you have?
Marie M
11-12-2007, 10:41 PM
seven, you?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 10:42 PM
I don't believe you! 142, around.
Did Sree do that, or are you just lying?
Marie M
11-12-2007, 11:06 PM
I am lying, I though you meant rep power, pointe 554.
why am I so tired when I just woke up?
Solomon
11-12-2007, 11:16 PM
You slept too much, or too little. Nah, I meant the actual points. I only had about 3 Power, myself.
When did you go to sleep?
carvell
11-13-2007, 01:49 AM
About 10pm last night,
When did you wake up?
Solomon
11-13-2007, 01:53 AM
About 12:30 PM.
Yourself?
carvell
11-13-2007, 02:36 AM
About 5:30 AM,
What should I have for breakfast?
Solomon
11-13-2007, 02:43 AM
Bacon, of course.
What else is there?
malaga
11-13-2007, 03:04 AM
Eggs.
Or do you prefer light breakfasts?
Solomon
11-13-2007, 03:06 AM
The only breakfast that matters is a breakfast with Bacon.
Do you agree?
Marie M
11-13-2007, 06:26 AM
No.
What the hell am I doing here?
thisperson
11-13-2007, 12:53 PM
It was 3:26 AM when you were on...what else could you have been doing.
Sick stains on your bedsheets ftw?
Marie M
11-13-2007, 02:56 PM
Lolz, no when you're leaving half way across the world.
Why do I find this all incredibly funny?
Eladi
11-13-2007, 08:49 PM
Because you are sleep deprived
Solomon
11-13-2007, 08:51 PM
Why didn't you ask a question?
malaga
11-13-2007, 11:48 PM
Because he is a twit.
If he is a twit, what does that make Miss South Carolina?
Solomon
11-13-2007, 11:54 PM
A bitch with whorish tendencies.
Who does Miss South Carolina practice her whorish tendencies on?
deathinapinkboa
11-14-2007, 07:56 PM
Chris Crocker.
Would you believe me if I told you that I was running my hands over the body of Miss Teen Virginia today?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-14-2007, 07:58 PM
Mr. Teen Vagina, maybe
Unless.....?
deathinapinkboa
11-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Well I did. She and I have AP English Literature together. She doesn't shave her legs.
Would you fuck a beauty queen who doesn't shave her legs? Using a dick-clit counts.
Marie M
11-15-2007, 12:05 PM
No, did you?
thisperson
11-15-2007, 08:24 PM
Of course he would!
What would compel you to ask that question?
(where ya been death?)
deathinapinkboa
11-15-2007, 09:02 PM
Alas, I must mustar the energy to master my education. I have an unfortunate tendency to select demanding classes, and then not do shit.
I did not sleep with her, they only women I've ever slept with is dear of_the_sea. Can you guess why?
Hari Seldon
11-15-2007, 09:03 PM
Drugs.
Where can i find said furry creature?
deathinapinkboa
11-15-2007, 10:07 PM
Living around Lorelei's dick-clit, which is the actually reason we slept together.
Shoud I get all in Hari's face about the shift key?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-16-2007, 01:24 AM
No, as his abuse of the English language seems rather sporadic. After he's had a few drinks and she's being a bitch, if you will.
What do you say to a sneezing atheist?
Solomon
11-16-2007, 01:27 AM
You just sneezed on me, you dick. If I get sick, you are fucking dead.
What would you say?
malaga
11-16-2007, 02:39 AM
Bless you! Aw christ, I'm not supposed to say that!
Is there anything else to say?
Solomon
11-16-2007, 02:46 AM
Gesundheit, but that's too simple, and too similar to "Bless you." I think my approach is superior, don't you?
malaga
11-16-2007, 07:21 PM
Only if they sneeze on you.
What would you say if they sneezed on someone else?
Solomon
11-16-2007, 07:37 PM
Better him/her than me. Yourself?
malaga
11-16-2007, 09:40 PM
*snicker snicker* That random astheist sneezed on you. You could get sick and die! *snicker snicker*
Would I get hit for that?
Solomon
11-16-2007, 09:42 PM
Depends on if the person in question has a short temper. Does s/he?
malaga
11-16-2007, 10:16 PM
Probably. I find I generally cause people to lose their tempers quickly. It's a gift.
Do you share this gift?
Solomon
11-16-2007, 10:26 PM
Hm...Not often. I tend to make people laugh and/or call me weird.
Do you think I'm odd?
thisperson
11-16-2007, 11:14 PM
Of course not, after all, we are speaking are we not?
MrINBN
11-17-2007, 12:22 AM
Maybe. >_>
Are we there yet?
Solomon
11-17-2007, 12:22 AM
No, stop asking!
How many times have you asked that thus far?
MountainMan
11-17-2007, 12:51 AM
So...what's the point of this thread exactly? I haven't seen enough stupid questions. Without sufficient stupidity, I doubt I will fit in at this site so I can dazzle and amaze people with my superior intellect and charming good looks.
Or maybe walls of text. Yes, for an internet forum I'll stick with walls of text.
So as far as the thread goes, does it have a point? Or should I just ask for Ginny's good qualities?
Solomon
11-17-2007, 12:55 AM
No. This thread is made to ask questions. Most of the questions in this thread are pretty stupid.
Therefore, you must ask a question. Why would you judge the board based upon this thread alone, anyways?
thisperson
11-17-2007, 12:58 AM
Aw shucks, us wumin folks just trying to understand things, and here ya go with yar fancy dandy speak.
Maybe the point would be understood if you bothered looking at the other 8 threads containing similar posts...Oh I don't know.
Forgive him Father, for he hath sinned.
What was his unspeakable sin?
*Edit* Blast, too slow
He judges us because the internet can not contain our stupidity within its 1280x1024 resolution.
Why does the e-screen have such limited resolution?
Solomon
11-17-2007, 01:02 AM
Because the loli goddess Aura decided to stop fixing things.
Why is she so lazy?
thisperson
11-17-2007, 01:07 AM
Because she controls The Lolis!
Anyone read Lolita by Nabokov?
MountainMan
11-17-2007, 11:45 AM
Originally Posted by Demon_Vigilante
Therefore, you must ask a question. Why would you judge the board based upon this thread alone, anyways?
Because these types of threads are usually funny. If my sense of humour does not match the forum's, I doubt I'll stick around this forum for very long.
Originally Posted by thisperson
Maybe the point would be understood if you bothered looking at the other 8 threads containing similar posts...
Because I have nothing better to do than look at old forum threads. Between my job,my life,my girlfriend, and everything else that goes on, I just love to look up outdated information. If a thread is that important, I believe a moderator would have stuck it by now.
So is the moon made of bleu or green cheese?
thisperson
11-17-2007, 12:12 PM
Because I have nothing better to do than look at old forum threads. Between my job,my life,my girlfriend, and everything else that goes on, I just love to look up outdated information. If a thread is that important, I believe a moderator would have stuck it by now.
: Well you know, the looking at older threads would have been to your benefit only. No need for the mods to have stickied it. :
The moon is made of orange cheese!
Nargle infested glowing orb ftw?
Antivash
11-17-2007, 12:13 PM
So...what's the point of this thread exactly? I haven't seen enough stupid questions. Without sufficient stupidity, I doubt I will fit in at this site so I can dazzle and amaze people with my superior intellect and charming good looks.
Or maybe walls of text. Yes, for an internet forum I'll stick with walls of text.
So as far as the thread goes, does it have a point? Or should I just ask for Ginny's good qualities?
...
( _Marie_ ) the first post in that threas left impression on me that he wants us to ask him to stay
[12:12] ( _Marie_ ) thread*
Quote for truth. Please cease your attention whoring.
Nobody
11-17-2007, 12:15 PM
MountainMan: You're a fucking idiot. The purpose of the thread is not difficult to figure out. Look at the people who post in it.
Nargles ftw, yes indeed.
Cake or cake?
deathinapinkboa
11-17-2007, 01:36 PM
Cake! Let us eat cake!
Whose my little cunt-turd?
thisperson
11-17-2007, 03:06 PM
I would point towards the-sea, but I don't want to degrade her as such.
What happened to the rainbow filled cunt?
dakorma
11-19-2007, 02:09 PM
It faded.
What colour is it now?
Second question now why can I report myself?
Dark Lord Gullible
11-20-2007, 05:28 PM
None. Yes.
Luca Turilli?
Marie M
11-27-2007, 09:44 AM
*shrugs*
Isn't my sig the bestest ever? :D
Hari Seldon
11-27-2007, 09:53 AM
Quite.
Anime or Western comics?
Marie M
11-27-2007, 10:06 AM
Picture? No idea.
Okay, let me re-phrase that: Isn't lnky the best?
Of course he is, but I'm not saying it, just confirming it (else I would sound too much conceited).
Isn't Marie M (my future lovely wife (in-joke)) awesome?
If you say so.
Does Dobby like blue cheese?
The-Hyphenated-One
11-27-2007, 10:00 PM
At times, but he prefers the Winky kind.
Can I watch the happy couple? (Inky and Maria)
If they let you.
What one person do Fred and George Weasley let jump in the shower with each other?
malaga
11-28-2007, 01:34 AM
Wormtail.
Does he count as a person?
thisperson
11-28-2007, 12:47 PM
Well if he has an appendage, odds are that yes.
What appendage do I speak of?
The appendage that will help him make little Wormtails.
Does he really need that?
dakorma
11-29-2007, 12:44 PM
crap i put the wrong answer forum put me to the second to last page.
No he is sterile from being in his Animagus form to much.
if you could splice your genes with any animal what would it be.(Mine would be a Panther or Anaconda.)
Marie M
11-29-2007, 01:26 PM
I thought you got the message on IRC, get the fuck out, attention whore.
Hari Seldon
11-29-2007, 01:48 PM
Marie is getting angry >.>
Whale. that way I would have an excuse to be over wieght :banana:
Gel pen or ball point?
Gel pen.
Regular pen or quill and ink?
Methene
11-29-2007, 02:39 PM
Quill and ink muggle, how could you consider this alternative.
Apparition or portkey?
thisperson
11-30-2007, 09:34 PM
Apparation, never trust anything other than yourself with your...self/
Why have the questions been of the This or That esque as of late?
Lorelei of the Sea
11-30-2007, 10:28 PM
Because this is thread number 9. People are just not stupid enough to come up with originally stupid questions.
Think you can prove me wrong?
thisperson
11-30-2007, 10:47 PM
I know so.
If I shot myself in the head. Died. Then proceeded to give myself oral stimulation.
When would the world end?
Marie M
12-01-2007, 03:33 AM
when I decide that I'm too bored.
if 2+12 = 8+11 what is 9+10?
15+9?
How can something be better than nothing, if nothing is perfect?
Marie M
12-04-2007, 08:35 AM
If nothing is perfect, something can't be better.
But something can be better than nothing, if nothing isn't perfect, it all comes down to what you define 'nothing' as.
Am I making sense?
malaga
12-04-2007, 06:30 PM
I don't know. It's too early to understand you.
When is it too late to understand you?
Marie M
12-05-2007, 03:03 AM
When I'm gone.
What/Who is Zantanna?
Zantanna is the "Guitar hero" god, as opposed to Santana, a guitar god. Then again I had apple beer, so its effects must be taking place by me making-up the first half of the last sentence.
Here's a deviation from my previous question:
If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect, then why practice? (B.C)
Marie M
12-05-2007, 11:03 PM
No one practices enough.
Why am I sooo bored these days that I started to post in this threads again?
Dark Minion
12-06-2007, 12:29 PM
Perhaps because your boyfriend dumped you?
Did he survive it?
Marie M
12-06-2007, 01:16 PM
No idea as I haven't been dumped.
Where have you been Minion? ...haven't seen you for few months.
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