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Complete Gadding with Goats by AgiVega - PG13

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Lutris, Jan 1, 2006.

3.4000000953674/5, 5 votes
  1. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 1, 2006 #1
    Title: Gadding with Goats
    Author: AgiVega
    Rating: PG-13
    Chapters: 3
    Words: 15,396
    Updated: May 11, 2003
    Published: April 15, 2003
    Status: Complete
    Summary:Albus' brother Aberforth had been practicing improper charms on a goat. Ever wondered what those charms were and what kind of an effect they had on poor Albus' life? Now Albus will personally tell you the tale of Aberforth and the goat... listen carefully!

    Link: http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/agivega/GWG01.html

    I think the summary's pretty self-explanatory...

    It's amusing, to say the least.

    I feel SO sorry for Albus in this fic.


    Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013
     
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  2. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Jan 1, 2006 #2
    I read this before...

    Found it hilarious.
     
  3. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 1, 2006 #3
    isn't it?

    Ohhh Ameliaaaaaa...
     
  4. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Jan 2, 2006 #4
    It's funny how one line in the whole series has produced quite a few stories.
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jan 2, 2006 #5
    I know I had to reread that line several times, each time I said, "Wtf! Is she serious?"

    Then I saw a video on putfile that was infra-red/nightvision or whatever the hell it was, of arabian men having their way with a goat while under survelliance by US forces, rofl.

    Sadly that wasn't a figment of JKR's imagination!
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Jan 2, 2006 #6
    Now that is just sick... I bet those US soilders were cracking up.
     
  7. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Jan 2, 2006 #7
    More like cracking off... I've heard stories about those troops.

    I had to re-read that line a few times as well to get it to sink into my head. The images it provoked were not at all to my liking.
     
  8. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 2, 2006 #8
    Hahahahahahaha! That's great...Albus Dumbledore...goat...ahahahahaha!
     
  9. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    Aug 4, 2009 #9
    A story worthy of the Library! I found it to be hilarious, especially the ending of the story. It was well written, and was a good length for a humorous story. I'll have to give this story a 3.5/5 at the very least or a 4/5. Either way, definitely worthy of the humor section in the Library.