Birth of a Name by nonjon - T - One Shot

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Title: Birth of a Name
Author: nonjon
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/General
Pairing: none
Status: One Shot
Summary: 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Link: Fanfiction.net (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2620851/1/) Yahoo!Groups file section (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nonjon/files/One-Shots/B_o_a_N.html)

I can't believe this hasn't been posted here. That's my favorite best funniest fic ever. I've lost count of how many times I reread it and I still laugh myself silly every time I even think of it.

[nonjon]

I've read that!

Though I'm still disappointed the author left out "Ram Tom, Dildo Lover".
Or anything involving dildo for that matter. Lazy author.

Or anything using immortal like "Immortal Lord Dove!"

[Lord Ravenclaw]

Hah =). That story was great.

[Xiph0]

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[Dark Syaoran]

I really liked that one. I loved how Myrtle got on his nerves. Here Blinky, Blinky, Blinky...

[sirius009]

I've read that!

Though I'm still disappointed the author left out "Ram Tom, Dildo Lover".
Or anything involving dildo for that matter. Lazy author.

Or anything using immortal like "Immortal Lord Dove!"
i know what a lazy author right nonjon?

[kota_dawndragon]

I believe my favorite name was "Lord, I’d revolt a mom".

[DarthBill]

I have always and will always have the greatest respect for nonjon. He is like the Merlin of humor fanfiction. This story is just another example of this.

[darklordmike]

How is this story on the neglected list? It's easily one of the best oneshots of all time. Come on, bitches, show nonjon some love.

My personal favorite, I think, is "Tim, Mad Drool Lover," but "Diva Lord Meltmoor" has got potential.

5/5

[Everetza]

Great story, hilarious XD